Little Johnny

this is a story of a young 4 year old boy, named johnny.

since he's only 4, everyone calls him little johnny.
little johnny is the smartest kid for kids his age.
being so smart, his parents thought might as well send little johnny for kindergarten.
they sent him to the best. it was Lodge school.

Mrs Oh was little Johnny's form teacher. after getting to know the students, Mrs Oh wanted to teach them the alphabets.

so she goes, 'can anyone, anyone at all, give me something starting with the letter A?'

little Johnny raises his hands in joy very quickly.
'Little Johnny, why dont you tell the class, what starts with the letter A?', Mrs Oh asked.

Little Johnny stood up and said
'Asshole'

furiously, Mrs Oh said 'Little Johnny, if you say any bad words again, ill send you out as punishment. now sit down'.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter B?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands in joy.

Mrs Oh said 'Now little Johnny, remember, nothing bad.'

'Banana' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny. now sit down and can anyone give me something starting with the letter C?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands and said 'Cunt'.

Mrs Oh was very annoyed and said 'one last time little johnny. or ill kick you out of the class'

little johnny sat down.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter D?'

Little johnny, being the smartest in the class, raised his hands again.

Mrs Oh warned, 'now, little johnny, remember. anything bad from your mouth and ill kick you out'

'Dwarf' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny, but can you explain what a dwarf is?' asked Mrs Oh.

Little Johnny looked into Mrs Oh, placed his hands till his waist and said,

'Little Cunt This Short'


Little Johnny was sent home and was banned from any other kindergartens in the state!

now, a picture to show what a dwarf means...

i hope she doenst read this... =)

finally..

finally, after a month, im back,
infront of the comp...

ive been away for almost a month or so now.
i know i know.. u all missed me very very much. =)

life has been shitty. that's why i didnt want to update. have spent almost every night drinking and getting abit tipsy before i hit the bed at 4-5am in the morning. every. single. day. without. fail!
i wouldnt want to say why but just know that i wasnt happy and was very stressed. still am.

life must go on.

ive given my resignation letter and my last day would be on the 14th jan 09. so, if you'd wish to have some pizzas, better make it before that date.
im still job hunting and i havent found the most suitable one yet. there are many jobs out there, id agree. selling fire extinguishers, selling pharmacy goods, even selling cars. if i was very desperate, i could go and try my luck in getting a job there, but whats the point of working in something n someplace i dont like? might as well not waste my time and space on my resume, right? =)
ive made mistakes in the past. now, i wont work, just because im desperate and wont mind the salary. that's bull. salary is the most important factor. could you and would you survive on rm1100 a month only? what if ive got to pay for rental n transportation? rm1100, in kl? might as well work in mukah or taiping or some small town, right?
and how would you feel, when your boss tells you 'im actually paying u MORE that what you should get?'. even the dishwasher gets rm800 at least. why did i spend 4years and almost 100k for a bachelor degree? for 300 extra? geez....
i wont say that im the BEST worker but you need not teach me the basics to cooking, as ive spent 3years doing so? sigh.. well, i guess u all know why im so stressed out now. but that's not the only reason i want to resign. ill save it for another day. =)

they always said that drugs are not good. yet, i wanted to try and WAS hooked on it for awhile. i havent touched any drugs for almost a year now.

they always said that too much alcohol is not good. yet, id love to over drink and make myself so pissed drunk till i wont remember a thing.

they always said not to simply fall in love. yet, i did. but i didnt see any harm. love is blind. id still think of her although i know i can never be with her.

they always said to ALWAYS USE YOUR INDICATORS WHEN TURNING, i never listened. i learned my mistake. i use my safety belt and indicators always now.


'Eh, i tot u drove an unser?' might be your question. my answer is, 'this is my temprorary car. im only using it till end of this year. its not mine'.

i vowed to stop drinking till christmas eve when i open the wine i brought back from france. rose wine!

btw, today's my first sober night.. i hope it continues.. trying to stay away from beer due to financial reasons. its not that i love to drink but, i NEED to drink to be drunk to sleep. i dont know how im going to sleep later. :S

p/s : do NOT ask who the girl is. ill never tell... =)

hmm....

OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....


after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...

i wonder

during chinese new year,
chinese people give out
angpao....

during christmas,
christians give out
colourful packets....
(presents la)

during hari raya,
malay people give out
green packets....

during deepavali,
indian people give out
purple packets?
with curry powder and rava thosai?

please,
stop....
wishing me Happy Deepavali....
i dont celebrate it! =_="

Happy Deepavali to macha and indian friends....

now wheres my indian angpao?

p/s : and you think i was racist? read the following link...

http://vmcpuchong.proboards57.com/index.cgi?board=nc&action=display&thread=29


now everybody knows where i stay... =S

non halal

This is strictly a Non- Halal post.

dont blame me for what you see might be disgusting to you.
but its yummy-licious to me!

NON- HALAL

can read what time LAST ORDER is?

char siew, siew yoke and another method of cooking.
staff meal today.
shuddup. i know its alot.
was honestly so hungry! dinner was at 9pm?
i loved char siew the most..

babi pizza

oven cheese baked babi

babi with sauce

wok fried babi

i think im going to turn into a bigger babi then the babi i already am....


sigh...
how to lose weight??

unable to think of a topic

food and happening pictures, from about a month ago.
i finally found a micro sd card reader!
but im lazy to type. just pictures.

damn lovely duck
but only available for dinner

location
gotta go between 6.30pm - 7.00pm.
any later, chances of getting the duck is quite low.
not recommended to go on a weekend.

on my way home from work one day,
somewhere near home
it wasnt a shop on fire
it was actually rubbish

see some evil, hear some evil, speak some evil

but,
i still smoke

they dont sell beer in the can here

*cough cough* staff *cough cough* meal
lamb with onion in black pepper sauce and mint sauce

tuna in basil dill cream sauce with rice and oven baked potato chips

seriously, if theres tesco near you,
go try these.
im so addicted to it.
and its rm4 only!
its made in the UK. not Malaysia.
quality obviously so much better

jowee is not for sale/ staff meal
she wanted to sleep but i woke her up.
hehehe

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

this post might be a little offensive but basically its for amusement purposes only!
girls dont get offended. if you're the small gas type, please do not read.

still reading? ok, here it goes.

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

girlfriend/fling
someone who is HUMAN.
someone who talks, eats, sleeps, shits, whine, bitch around when its her time of the month, mostly spend the men's money buying gucci purse, lv handbag, prada shades, burberry, chanel, fendi, armani, gucci, prada, dkny, ysl, kenneth cole, micheal kors tees, (wadever, i took it from fashionista - jimmy james) victoria secret bras and panties, jimmy choo shoes, chanel boots, burberry umbrella... erm, im kinda lost. but, you get my point.
someone to chill out with.
someone to lend a shoulder to cry on. i mean my shoulder for her to cry on.
someone to tell you whats right and wrong,
someone who says no means no and sometimes no means yes.
someone that says 'whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine' when you get married.
someone who is the 'factory manager' of my kids.
someone to pamper. ( -_- no time for pampering lo. go buy pampers la)
someone to sleep with and be kinky.
you dont have to tell her wheres the toilet to pee and poo.
she cant sleep the cage as 'punishment'.
you can kick her out of the house if shes a real pain in the arse and not think of her anymore
hmm.. what else? i really cant think of anything anymore. lol
no wonder i dont have a gf... =(

a bitch
you can go out the whole day and leave her at home, she'll still be home even after going out for the whole day
whatever you feed her, she eats. she doesnt tell you she wants dimsum for breakfast, sushi for lunch and bak kut teh for dinner.
a bitch doesnt need to shower everyday and spend 1hour in the bathroom showering, 1/2 hour to dry their hair, 1 hour to make up and 40mins to choose a simple dress.
she doesnt get jelous when you carry another bitch.
youll never get caught playing with another bitch.
when you bring the bitch out for a walk, she doesnt complain her make up's melting.
but,
you cant sleep with ur dog and be kinky. thats soooooo wrong!
once u have the bitch, u cant kick her outta the house. SHES STUCK WITH YOU.
only death can seperate us. or sending her to the vet and putting her to sleep. =(
she poos and pees everywhere.
ive got to say 'NO' a gazillion times a day and spank her ass but it still doesnt turn any of us on.
you cant leave her without food for a whole day.
she needs toys to keep her company when youre away.
she needs aloooootttt of attention when young and training too.
she has to sleep in the cage when im gone.


boy, keeping a bitch i guess is harder then having a gf at times. it sucks but its lovely when everytime i come home, shes soooo happy to see me and wags her tail in excitement.
its a painful lesson not go get a bitch sooo soon and ive learnt not to fall in love at first sight with a dog. yes, i do regret it sometimes when shes a pain in the arse but im happy because ive always wanted a dog. this bitch isnt what i REALLY wanted. i wanted a rotweiller but i cant keep a rotweiller in my condo.. so i had to settle with this bitch...................


nicole has cookie
gaga has peggy and miko
vicki has whisky
jilin has cino
dennis has chubby
macha has bow-wow
cheesie has cheedie

so i needed a mascot for my blog too....

Jonathan Wee has JOWEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
its pronounced joey btw.
cun wad the name... my first 'gf', so its gotta be named after me!

ok ok, pics of the bitch

shuddup. i noe she looks small.
but shes only 2months old!
borned 3-08-08
so the dog abit 38 one..

i hafta cut down on my food to feed her.

someone wanted to steal her back to kuching.
NO WAY!!!!!!!

aint she shooo cute???
its a australian silky terrier

thats all for now. i really cant find my micro sd card reader and i cant seem to buy it from hp shop, pc shop and even camera shop!
WTF??!!!

p/s : hope no females are offended and avoid me from now on. its just me being lame ok?

p/s : cousins, family members around the world, as much as i dont want my parents to know about this blog, i wont want them knowing about jowee too..... ill surprise them when they come down! =)

p/s : sorry for lack of updates. next update will be soon (when i find the mirco sd card reader or buy one somewhere) and its gona be on FOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! =)

don't worry

don't worry. im still working and living in my own condo and eating good food.
its just that i dont have the time lately to blog. =)
wait till i find my farkin card reader too then ill upload pics.

so don't worry. im still alive and kicking.
ISA officers celebrating Hari Raya. =)

idiotic morons

this is NOT an emo post. this is what i classify as 'SPEAKING MY MIND AND THE TRUTH'

there are a few groups of idiotic morons that i honestly hate.

1. morons who use their high-lights when they drive. you fucking blind ah? trust me, i'd prefer to drive infront of a car with H.I.D then an asshole who uses his high-lights!
2. morons who overtake from the left and right without using their indicators.
3. morons who think their grandfather build the roads and come out of the junction any fucking time.
4. morons who thinks they're the richest and therefore look down on every single one. mother fucker, what makes you think i dont have money?! i might even have more then you and your family ever have! so fucking be humble! can?! other people got money too! nabeh..
5. morons who have come in at 10.30pm when the whole restaurants closing! go mamak which opens 24hours lah! don't you know some restaurant closes at 10.30???
6. morons who try too hard to impress the girls AT THE WRONG TIME OF THE DAY. bringing your girlfriend to a restaurant at 10.30pm isnt cool. did you know that we could add extra ingredients into your dish, without you knowing it? you wouldnt want that to happen would you?! never piss a chef. never.
7. morons who come to malaysia, act cocky, a friend gets killed, then say malaysians are bad.

id only like to elaborate on moron no7. in todays papers, a 22yr old Chad student was 'the wrong colour and he died because of it in Wangsa Maju, says fellow AFRICANs'. this is based on my personal experience, and not what i read from the papers. we malaysians, should kill them more, then let them leave and this place would be more peaceful without them. honestly. i live in a condo infested with these donkeys and all MOST OF THEM do, is create trouble. and say we, owners, purposely pick on them. WTF?! would you dare say it in my face?

im not 100% racist person. my bro-in-law is an indian. i would honestly have to say, some indians, malays, ibans, bidayuhs, penan, thai, sing, indonesians, africans, whatever AND chinese are very well behaved and educated. some are just plain idiots.

an example. i came home one morning at 4am odviously due to alcohol, and some donkey fucks were still having a house party. i really mean, A HOUSE PARTY. like fucking noisy till i could hear them from the ground floor and they were on the 10th floor? how could i tolerate that shit? some of you would know my temper. some of you might not. if you do, thank heavens you know. if you dont, better not piss me. my face tells a million expressions.

i mean, im not saying ALL africans or chad or wadever are bad but, because of a group of idiotic bastards like you, you're all the same to me. its like, when you buy a tray of eggs from the supermarket. if you crack open a few eggs and they're rotten, wouldnt you think that ALL are rotten? unless you've got nothing in the world to do but crack and try every fucking egg. right?
im sure there are different races who hate the chinese too because of what some other idiotic chinese did to them. i dont blame you. i hate some chinese too, ok?

im not emo. its just, THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING?! and IF youre listed as any of the morons, do something about it. change mother fucker. change!

if i do not show up on msn or facebook or blog anymore,
ISA might have caught me.
i could be in my boxers sleeping on the floor with full blast aircon and eating shitty rice.
nabeh..

i have a dream..

i have a dream.
a dream of owning a restaurant.
a restaurant in kuching.
a kuching restaurant that serves italian, western and char kuey teow.

char kuey teow will never be on my list actually.
a full fine dining restaurant will never happen,
because of the target market.
would you pay rm30+ for a plate of pasta?
or would you prefer to pay rm3 for a plate of pasta?
if you do find a plate of pasta for rm3, please let me know.
you see? thats the problem with most people. not all.
most people arnt willing to pay even rm15 for a plate of pasta.
but did you count the cost of the ingredients?
you think cooking pasta is simple and cheap?
it takes time and effort. even a simple turkey ham spaghetti cabonara isnt as easy as it sounds.
unless you cook it, petaling street style.

so, back to the dream.
with the sky as my limit for dreams, i dream of the restaurant, day in day out.
from the menu, to the layout of the restaurant and kitchen, to the color of the walls to the type of tables and chairs to the drinks to the alcohol to the equipment to the pricing and the target market and worst part of all, the budget.

i know some might say im foolish to think too much and some might say its good, but abit too early to dream and some say, GOOD JOB, THINK MORE AND MORE. well, honestly, i cant stop myself but think and think and think and when i sleep, i imagine myself, 4 or 5 years from today, owning one of the most talked restaurant for its REASONABLE price, GOOD food, FRIENDLY boss, and, 'wah, really worth it leh' conversations when they leave after they put on 1kg after leaving the restaurant.

current problems i face which needs more thinking and solutions.
food authorities - rats

location- location plays a very important role. i could serve the bestest food in kuching but located at 7 1/2 mile, who the fucks coming for pizza and pasta? right? i currently have a few places to look out for. (sorry, i guess only kuching peeps would know where its at). 2 1/2 mile near kfc, jalan song near everise or the food court nearby friendship park, smack right in the city centre near mojo or soho (then we can go paaarrrtttyyyy after work) or somewhere opposite hilton kuching's main door. there are reasons why i chose these specific places. simple - target market. would i prefer to cater for only kuching peeps? or would i like to slaughter the ang mos too? you get my point?

concept - would it be just plain semi-relaxed-cozy dining which has a wine bar or would it have draft beers ; kilkenny, heineken, tiger, carlsberg and hoegarrden too? and would diners have to eat then they could be seated, or could they come and chill and drink beer?

money - cost of renovation and etc cannot be revealed yet because, i cant give even the estimated amount due to the increased price of petrol which made every thing else increase except my salary. nabeh. but from my unpredictable estimations, its going to take up around rm400k, excluding rental or price of the shoplot. rm400k includes kitchen equipment, cutleries, crockery, lightings, paint, mirrors, sound system, food stock and etc.

i guess thats all i can say for now. till i have more brilliant full of dreams dream.

do drop by and ask me whatever you would want to ask.
i wont mind ideas to make me dream more dreams! =)

im a big big boy, in a big big world with some big big dweams!

luckiest grandson in kuching..

he weights no more then 10kg.
his length is no more then 1metre long.
all he does is drink milk, play, try to talk, sleep, poo, piss, cry, drink milk, travel from mummy's house to grandma's house in his recaro car seats in the back seat.
he gets allll the love from his grandma and grandpa.
he keeps his grandma on her toes.
he makes his uncle jason play with him.
he gets attention by crying when he smells his mummy and daddy.
he's 2 and a half months old now. (started crying 1st july 08)
he gets so much attention when he goes to church.
everybody wants to see what a chindian baby looks like.
chindian babies in kuching are very very rare, you see?
HIS GRANDPARENTS LOVE HIM MORE THEN THEY LOVE THEIR OWN SON!!!
HOW COULD THAT BE???!!!!!!!
sigh....
i wish i was the baby.
i wish i could produce babies soon.
than again,
why the hell would i want babies when i dont even have a wife?
i dont want to be called UNCLE and DADDY so soon yet!
ahh..lets cut the crap..
He's Jay Vikneswaran
Production of Vikneswaran & Jacqueline. =)
Jay was supposed to be JOANNE
but, oops, wrong number.
maybe next time..


SO.....

this is the baby i was talking about.

smile...

and he smiles back.

disturb him and..

he might want to punch you.

be sweet and nice to him,

he might cuddle you.

smile with him again,

and he smiles back, AGAIN.

make funny faces,

and he makes them too!


scold him,

=(

feed him too much milk,

he plays with it.

LOOK AT ALL HIS TOYS!!!!

he wonders why there are only 6 dwarfs.

then he tries to think..

and,

decided toys were not important.
sleepings more important!
YAY I LIKE HIM! WE THINK ALIKE!! =)

he tries to sleep, but his paparazzi grandma and uncle jason keeps taking photos.

this is when he wants has enough beer and wants to sleep.

this is when he has NO BEER.

he thinks the green fox is a can of heineken.
i think THATS his beer.
=)

*sobs*

with all the shit im going thru, i called mummy the other day.....
since i dont have a photo of me calling her, the next photo will tell u everything.
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taken during france trip

Me : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmyyyyyyy........ i want go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mum : Crazy boy you
Me : I can hear Jay cryingggg...he misses me tooooooooooo...let me go hooooooomeeeeee....
Jay : onnnggg ehhhhhhhhhh (you know, the way babies cry)

taken 2 july 2008. Jay, 1st morning in the world.


HEHE! i was just kidding. demands for pictures in the blog is getting higher and higher so i might as well put some photos..


and i was forced to put this following picture... =_=
no comments and no i dont need your comments..

peekaboo...i see you... =_="

now you happy? sigh.. no recent photos. sorry.


ladies still wanna take a ride in my car? =)

work related ORGASM!

imagine, working and trying to be as fast as you can to make a pizza from the dough right up to serving the pizza, HOT, in the shortest time ever. it takes alot of training and time to get it right. perfectly cooked and brown pizza. no burns, perfectly 10inch ROUND. 3weeks of working and im getting there, closer n closer day by day.
worst of all, when there are 6pizzas waiting to be done, 2 in the oven and 3more new orders coming in. ur working ur ass off to keep up with the timing..10mins max is the time im 'given' to start from fresh pizza dough from the fridge to a pizza with toppings, which come in randomly from turkey ham special to smoked duck to seafood pizza to smoked salmon to pepperoni and back to turkey ham again. among the few pizzas i make daily. its tiring. honestly. my body aches from palms to biceps and triceps to lower back and feet!
when it all seems like a fucked up day with so many people wanting to eat pizza, its nice when someone comes in, asks whos the new pizza chef and compliments that the pizza she ate was nice. like duh, u gotta see who made it, OK?! =) but dear ma'am, thanks for the compliments but unfortunatly, you're not the first. i had a few compliments in the past few days. good job sTp.

its also best to know that, even when this is my first job, a freshee like me has got more brains then other uneducated little fucks. i need not elaborate more. its just plain work orgasm at the end of the day, i know ive spent rm100+k and the past 4years of higher education has came to good use.

and when people compliment the chef who made the pizza. thanking you.

stp wants to go bald. ok? can la... can or not?

Call me Theodore, the Penistologist

working makes me crazy.
so i had to make myself happy.
a random conversation with a friend in singapore while on break.
i make people happy. =)

Jeffrey - contented says:
wat time u nid to go back to work?

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
6pm start work

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
in 45mins i need go shower n make up edi

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
make up ur ti ti ha.. must make it pang pang just in case of emergency right?

Jeffrey - contented says:
rmbr to trim also..

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
haha y wan trim

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
me not angmo leh...bushy then got shiok mah

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
the hair tickle the tip of the mei mei

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
trim make ur ti ti looks more HUMONGOUS

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
its edi big enuff so no need make it humongous! later girls faint b4 i even enter, how?

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
true true..

Jeffrey - contented says:
must make it more stylo milo ma

Jeffrey - contented says:
imagine ur ti ti got crew cut..

Jeffrey - contented says:
steady pong pi pi man

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler when u crew cut, it makes 'it' look very tame

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
let it grow wild, reflects on the 'thing' as well...

Jeffrey - contented says:
means when "it" is not erected u cut short hair

Jeffrey - contented says:
but when "it" is erected must wear wig la?!

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler...its lik a hummer u noe...

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
u dont hafta pop the hood to noe its a big powerful engine..by looking at the size of the car ud already noe it at least has a v8 4litre 12cylinder twin turbo or sum shit lik dat

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
wah.. pro sial..

Jeffrey - contented says:
not onli a chef but a penistologist..

Jeffrey - contented says:
lol

=)

i made 21 pizza orders yesterday. (thursday) 16 alone during the night! in 2hours. the day before (wednesday) made 18 pizzas. 14 at night.
pizza orders were back-to-back.
one order goes out, 2 in the baking process, 2 more orders come in.
its not much but for a person who just started work 2weeks ago, thats fucking alot!
it drives me nuts. plus, aircon isnt an aircon. more like just air.
working infront of the oven set at 280-300 degrees,
i just feel like im in the sauna for 8hours a day.
honestly, im quite enjoying work. its just the backache which is killing me softly.

i hope to blog about pizzas soon.
the process of making the dough and making the pizza with different toppings and methods.
but wait till i aint so busy and i get a camera. heh.. =)

je suis dying!

ive been working since 26th aug.
ive been making italian pizzas, garlic bread, and more pizzas.
ive been working from 11am-3pm and 6pm-11pm, 6days a week.
my off day is every monday.
i am really exhausted.
someone take me to the beach for 1month?
streamyx has been installed and is working
but, im still stuck on how to install the bloody wireless router!
knnccb.
will update when possible.
recipes on how to make your own pizza and bread?
and maybe your own burger patties
or pasta.
see my mood how lah.

my prayers

i hope anwar ibrahim wins in pematang pauh election.
ill be working when he gets voted in as MP of the place.
ill cook him pizza.

weekly update?

my itchy ass has resulted in alot of regrets.
am starting work on tuesday so i figured i go trim my hair covering my skull. little bro down there never needs trimming. =)
turned out i got some fugly looking hair and do not ask for a photo. youll never get it. just imagine stp in fugly hair.actually its not very fugly but i think its fugly cos i didnt get it from my normal hair stylist which cost me rm30 a hair cut. am thinking of going bald. soon. got to check with the boss if its ok with him because i wont want to offend anyone before i start work.
but i got a nice hair wash n massage and the total came up to a cheap ass rm25 only. ill definatly go back, for a hair wash. even tho my hair is so short, i dont need much shampoo but the massage is song-ness.

what have i been doing lately? nothing. lazing around. watching numb3rs. waiting for mr telekom to come over to fix the telephone line and then wait for mr streamyx to come. dont know when they will. lazy bastards..

work going to start on tuesday. sigh.. im happy and sad im going to start work. happy i wont be nagged and sad im going to be married to my job. =( no more cybercafe, no more yummy dinners with frens, no more going to mass on saturday (yay!!) unless its a off day but its so unlikely to happen, dont know la. i just know ill be leading a very boring life.

havent started work, and im already planning for leave. hehe. planning to go back in december for a friends wedding. not sure if i can go, but if i do, ill most probably be going kch-pontianak-kch then back to working. how many days? 1week? =)

oh, these 2days, ive been doing 'community service' in my condo. hanging around poolside, making sure monkeys dont make noise, etc, bla bla bla. im trying to 'contribute' as much as i can since im so free. =)

sigh.. someone please give me a wake up call at 9.30am on tuesday morning? work starts at 11am but needa be a PUNCTUAL person and be there by 10.30am? wadever. ;)

ok, im going back to sleep now. its late. gotta get used to sleeping early and waking up early too.

and thanks to mat salleh taufiq who came back from london for a short break bringing me a nice shirt. its abit too small but dat mamat said its for me to lose weight so i can fit in the shirt. wtf. anyways nice seeing you again fucker. you lost alot of weight. but you handsome ah now. haha.

bloody fool

dude, my name is jonathan THEODORE wee.
not jonathan TIDUR wee.
or jonathan DEODORANT wee.
its JONATHAN THEODORE WEE!
mcb lu
seriously
mcb lu
paul juseng @ polo cai @ lakia

:: Paul :: says:
ur name like jonathan deodorant wee

:: Paul :: says:
HAHAHA

:: Paul :: says:
imagine the girl make love wif u

s[T]p says:
.....

:: Paul :: says:
n shout DEOOOO DEOOO DEOOODOOORANNTT~~~~ehhh

s[T]p says:
next time i don wan chat wif u edi

:: Paul :: says:
ahhh ahhh deo deo...put some on my armpit deodorant~~!!!

s[T]p says:
puki

:: Paul :: says:
no matter how u still deodorant la

s[T]p says:
..........

:: Paul :: says:
but i give some respect i still call u theodorant

:: Paul :: says:
sound better le

:: Paul :: says:
OR~~~

:: Paul :: says:
THE DEODORANT

s[T]p says:
......

:: Paul :: says:
after mandi i put some deodorant then i cometalk wif u

:: Paul :: says:
ok

:: Paul :: says:
brb


how annoying can your friend be? this one just provoked me.
niamah
how could i not want to kill you...

unusual saturday

this morning, i woke up at 9.20am to get ready for the 'election' of new JMB (Joint Management Body) in my condo because stated time that it started was 10am. but, being malaysians, 10am went on to 10.30am or later. wasnt tracking the time because was 3/4 sleeping.

so, it finally started about 11am till 12.30 or so. in the 'meeting', only 53 eligible voters were there. eligible meaning the owners have paid the assessment rates, maintainence fees n etc till june or july 08. so, daddy being a good pay master, i was there and eligable for voting. the unit isnt under my name because, 1, im not working and 2, he bought the place so, definatly his name will be there. no? so picked 14ppl from the total amount of 'eligable' voters to be the new JMB. JMB's tasks i THINK are basically to be the voices of the residents in the condo and voice out any complaints, etc. amongs the complaints were the africans who honestly spoilt the area. i say so, because, 1, they dont have the access cards of their own, which means any tom, dick, or harry could claim they are residents of the block but do not have the access cards. and these people are seriously like pest. they party till 4 or 5am in the morning with loud voices, jumping down from the 12th floor, stabbing cases, prostitution, break ins, swimming with clothes in the swimming pool, etc. well, you know. the annoying little fucks that live in your area. uneducated little fucks. tho they 'claim' they study in Lim Kok Wing college, you see little kids the age of between 6-10yrs old loitering around the area day and night.

i hope the management gets rid of these rats. im not being racist towards any religion, culture or skin colour. my brother in law is an indian so how racist could i get?!
and there were no guards from 1aug till today, as i speak. other issues such as finance n etc doesnt really bother me because im honestly quite satisfied. only problems i face are the african or wherever they come from 'students' and the guards.

after everything was so called 'settled', i went home to sleep. zzz. tired wei. so i slept till 4 or 5pm then went to church for mass.

yeah im a good catholic. =) and mass was as usual. except, i overheard some kid today which made me rofl n lmao n cant stop thinking of what he said. i was sitting outside you see. 'outstanding' christian. hehe. hes a little kid, mayb around 3 or 4yrs of age, running around n asking questions n etc. what made this kid special is that, he sort of told him mum, 'mummy, i know why we must come to church. we come to church to pray then Jesus let us party'. OMFG!
how cute could that be?! his mummy was laughing and the indian dude sitting on the other side also went doink! and his face was honestly WTF! haha. i couldnt stop laughing and thinking of what he said. if honestly we go to church then Jesus lets us party, i will go to church everyday then at night, i can go party and be wild because i went to church? haha.

went for bak kut teh after mass with brother then headed home to have a few beer then decided to come out. so here i am, again, in the cyber cafe, in subang. -_-

Anyone?

spent rm160 to please myself for a few days.
i felt like i was in mojo, kuching. =(

this is why...


there isnt much space left in the fridge. its icy cold beer! =)
and you can see orange juice, milk, butter, nutella, peanut butter, kaya, milkmaid, and cold water at the bottom.. if mummy or daddy sees this, im sooooo dead.

Tattoo

actually this is just a short post. i found the ultimate tattoo that i want to get for my whole back! fucking awesome-ness man! picture isnt the exact one i want but roughly this is what i want! shiokness sial.


minus the flags and the extreme colours, make the devil a little bigger and badder, a bigger sword, bigger wings for the angel and devil, best in the world. nothing more i wish for, except, a barcode tattoo on the upper back with birthdate. and of course, money. rm3000?

hi

so sorry i havent been updating for 2weeks!i was very busy. a busy bee. didnt do anything since my birthday except, playing dota, spending money, finding jobs and sleeping. and being driver n now, a nanny. a nanny to a 18yr old 'BABY'. niamah. anyways, i've found a job. its not the best of jobs but at least, a stepping stone for me into the industry. its a italian restauarant and sTp here's gonna be a pizza and pastry chef. oh my. what havoc i will create. havent been in the kitchen working for almost 2years now. hope i dont cut my fingers off. starting date? 26august. yeah happy birthday sis! this is the first year ur celebrating it as a mummy.

back to the job. oh. theres nothing much i can say about the place. its small, its an italian restaurant, split shifts, alot to learn, safety shoes, black slacks, hot chef uniform, low pay, but a new thing for me in my life. my bday wish did come true after all. =)

hmm.. babysitting. i cant wake up at 5pm, sleep at 7am, eat once a day, go out alone, do things alone, privacy 0%. =_=. i miss kuching. mum and dad just went back to kuching. thats one of the reasons i havent been updating. heh. excuses. i want to see baby jay. apperently he has grown! and put on weight! 2kg or 2lbs. not sure. mum said his 'suit' is so tight now. especially around the ass part. hmm..something growing down there. =)

ok. i have nothing to say now. i forgot what i wanted to say. lol. but. this video, isnt about my girlfriend nor is she my friend with special benifits. shes just a friend. a sister to my best fren from kl. cathleen chow, IF u ever come across this blog, i just want to say, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU, Down Under! seems like ur enjoying the kangaroos and koala bears. i miss you all. your bro, both ur sis, the babies, ur bro in law, ur cousins. sigh...your whole family. but its really nice to see that someone has made this video for you on ur 21st birthday. hope u have a great one in sydney. hope to see you all soon someday. happy birthday once again!




so, thats all folks. till i get more time someday before i work or when i have money to install streamyx!

p.s. i seriously regret the previous post. i was tipsy high and decided to blog. bad idea. wont happen again!

Dear Diary

p.s : i am a little tipsy right now and would like to apologize for the long post. hope you read it all.

dear diary,
23years ago, on 31st july 1985 at 3.15pm, a giant was born into the world. the giant is no other then, ME. 23 years have passed, i have gone thru good and bad times like everyone else has.
let me sort of 're-cap' what i have done in the past 23 years.

got educated in lodge kindy, st joseph kuching primary and secondary, spent 4years on a bachelor's degree in hotel management from taylor's college kl, with a degree from university of toulouse, france. well, that's education. at least i have a degree.

recently been to paris, toulouse and foix in france, went down under a few times in the recent years. travelled by car from toowoomba to brisbane to sydney to melbourne which took 3long days in the summer heat, wore a t-shirt and shorts in winter in australia and france. almost froze my balls off while in foix because it was extremly cold. i taught i was superman but 0degrees is no joke. been to wellington back in 89'. cant remember much. seen pretty beaches in malaysia, namely perhentian kecil, redang, and tioman. i think. been to jb, penang, ipoh, melaka, terengganu, etc. basically travelled to most states in semenanjung malaysia.

meet new friends from college life, goods and bads. some quite smart to know that i always go back to kuching with the aeroplane while some question why i always use the plane and not the bus. had alot of fun while in college, again, goods and bads. tried drugs. extacy, weed, 5cai but never took ice or k or anything else. it was fun, but i didnt continue with that lifestyle because i know whats good and whats bad. =) have consumed alot of alcohol. both beer and hard liqour like chivas, black label, dewar's, etc. still would crawl back to kuching for a crate of heineken instead of hard liqour. im a beer boy.

have got myself into fights back in high school and in college life. love it to the max while in form 3 where it was a street fight and i broke that buggers nose. never regret what ive done and would love to have a rematch if he wants a piece of me again!

have always been overweight since borned and dont give a F about what other people say. tried losing weight for many many many many years but always end up gaining more then i previously was. so screwed it, and live life to the max.

started driving the unser even before i had licence, ended up driving the volvo 240 after i got a licence and am thankful im not driving it anymore. upgraded to a toyota hilux 4years ago for my so called 'xmas present' and am still driving it. 4years and have only clocked 27000km in 4years! reason because i was hardly around in kuching. have been driving the unser again while in kl.

turned into a 'man' on my 18th bday when i got laid, have been getting laid since. had my first kiss last year. never gone into a real relationship, have been always single but. nvm. =)

so, this year, i really wanted so badly to celebrate my birthday in kuching but was shipped back to kl for some reasons. so, i actually wasnt looking forward to celebrating my birthday because, how the hell am i supposed to celebrate when i dont have any money?! i came out at 11pm on the 30th of july to countdown my birthday, in a cc, playing dota. how sad. and im not a pro. still very noob. spent time infront of the pc playing till i received sms-es from friends wishing me a happy 23rd birthday and a few phone calls and msges on facebook. am very happy they remembered. didnt expect some to know it was my birthday but thanks to facebook. i love facebook reminders very very much. but at least, its the taught that counts!

stayed up playing dota till 5am and was repeatedly raped in dota but it was at least something to remember. had breakfast with a friend till 6am, got home and couldnt sleep so started playing spider solitaire till 8am when the sms started coming in again. replied a few, ignored some. went on till 1pm when my body and mind and everything was just too tired and i slept till 5pm. got up, ate durians and bread because i was lazy to go out and watched astro till 9pm when i got a little hungry. again. decided to go have yong tau fu but ended up eating packed chicken rice because, while on the way out, www.yapthomas.com called and wanted to celebrate my birthday. so last minute. but am thankful. thanks thomas and nadia. you people made my birthday a little more meaningful. =)

so, after packing the chicken rice, headed home to change and make up and then picked thomas and nadia up. reached zouk, kl at 11.30pm and partied till 3am. opened a bottle of black label with CREDIT CARD because the drinks were abit too little. collected half the amount from the people i was with and i will have to fork out the other half. rm330! but i only need to pay smtg lik 180. i have to pay it back to my dad so i can still swipe the credit card for emergency purposes or instead of swiping the credit card in future, when he comes down to kl this saturday or sunday, my head will be swiped off! so its like i used the card first and i need to pay back the 'bank' for what i used. just hope he says i dont have to pay. ya right! dream on little fuck. i was a little drunk but am ok now. i drove back from kl to sunway and now am currently in subang, updating my blog and checking facebook for the msges ppl sent.

zouk was fun. saw this awesome chick. so cun. didnt talk to her. just watched from a distance. =( i seriously thinks she looks very familiar. shes either from kuching, or she blogs, or ive seen her somewhere out there, on facebook.

well, thats all for this post on how i spent my birthday. i hope i get a job asap. thats my only wish this year. its my wrong i have been lazing around since august 8th last year till now but i was at first promised a job in bintulu to work in the quarry and be 'quarry manager' but things didnt go on as planned and i was blamed for sitting around for so long. well, its ok. my life isnt as perfect. i get fucked sometimes for no particular reasons.

i would like to thank all that have wished me on my birthday. family and friends. for those who didnt, its ok. i dont accept belated wishes. you gotta wait till next year! and remember! its so easy to remember aight? 31.7.

take care people around the world who reads my blog. may it be cousins or family or friends or strangers. thanks for making my traffic flow raise! =)

This Weekend

birthday is days away. no plans for a birthday bash on the day itself due to financial setbacks. its been a happy day these 2days.(fri&sat). finally fulfilled my 'dreams' of going to zouk, and a live concert.
zouk. friday.
honestly, my FIRST time in zouk, and i was in the main room. didnt go to velvet underground to listen to house, trance, etc because, no reasons. yapthomas.com was d host. =) thanks tom, for bringing me on my FIRST time to zouk. main room is nice. aircon was cold. wasnt bloody packed but alcohol was expensive. guess thats the price you pay for having a cold cold aircon huh?

live concert. saturday
went to see daughtry live at 1utama. it drizzled. had malaysian artists, sum daniel malaysian idol guy, some local djs spinning the turntable, and of cos, daughtry. concert was nice, except for the malaysian idol guy. he really sucks. wont want to comment anymore. daughtry, so so la the music. wasnt a big fan and still not a fan of daughtry. i prefer tiesto, david guetta, bennasi, etc. nothing much to say. am in subang, stopped here for awhile just to update. am very tired. am heading home to sleep now.

goodnight sweetheart.

No Title

i havent been doing updates because, 1, im lazy. 2, i dont have an internet connection. dont think ill get it too because the cost of having the internet will be too high. so, no updates. unless i go a friends place and use the internet.
hows me nowadays? well, havent done anything. was supposed to go for a job interview but i decided not to go, because, its too fucking far!like, right behind klcc? impiana hotel & spa. i hate traffic jams n waking up 3hrs before work, just to beat the jam. that's madness. i will be going to meet up with a friend in these few days, to look at my possible new working place. i dont know what to expect, but i expect ill like the place and eventually get a job there. im a little desperate right now.
parents are on my arse every single day pushing me to get a job asap. sigh. its not as easy as it looks like. if only they understood! i guess they wont.
last saturday, was in love with channel V's Love Parade 2008, which broadcasted LIVE! it was a rave party at the streets of Germany. 1.2million audiances! how i wished i was there. the music was superb. david guetta, i can only remember. watched it from midnight till 5am. was basically glued to the tv. sad thing i dont have any home theatre sound systems and a crade of beer or else, i might have woke the whole neighbours up. the whole block and the surrounding blocks. lol. not living in a house in kl but a condo. no money to buy a house in kl and whats the point? i dont cut the grass, i dont have a dog, i have 1 car, i hate cleaning up the house. a small 850sf condo is actually a little too big for me too. =) any CHICKS wanna move in with me?
so, i wont be updating much or doing much or going any nice places to blog about. its basically, sleeping at 4am, waking up at noon or 1pm, have lunch, read the papers, and if im not lazy, ill come to subang to use the internet or not, ill go back and sleep till 6pm when im hungry, have dinner, then sit infront of the tv till im tired which is usually around 3 or 4 am. heh =)
i hope i get a job close to home, acceptable salary for a freshee like me, able to save money for a few things i want to get.1, a mont blanc starwalker watch(RM7k), change my loyal motorola v3i and lg shine to something better, money to buy myself some presents for xmas, and of course, a trip or two, to bali and krabi. bali's sort of confirmed by Mr. Organizer but its still far away. april. so i cant confirm with him. yet. hmm.. i have alot of things that i want but, i dont know. ill have to earn my own money to get them now.
i dont expect anything for my birthday cos i cant afford anything. unless some anonymous person decides to give me rm1000 for my bday. that should be enough for a few bottles of black label or chivas or something in euphoria, coco banana, or bar celona. going down to kl city will be madness! traffic jams everywhere, thanks to stupid govt who thinks everyone wants to riot together with anwar ibrahim. zzz...
ok, thats all for today. i hope there are a few smiling faces out there. my so called 'loyal' visitors. lol. big shoutout to you peeps. you make my count go higher all the time. =) take care family and friends around the world. i wish i was in kuching for my birthday. =(

Nowadays......

flight from kuching was at 6.50pm on friday, 11th july. prime minister was in the airport so it was a grand farewell for me! =) not like i LIKE him or the sight of him but, police were there, i walked on red carpet going to boarding gate. was on MAS airlines and boy its much nicer then airasia. completely! but, i hate the steward on the flight because, arn't we suppose to have a choice of what we would like to eat on the plane? offered on the flight was fish pasta or chicken with rice. that bloody bastard just placed the fish pasta on my tray WITHOUT asking me. i looked at him and said 'arn't we given a choice of what we want to eat?!' so he changed it and i was a little happier. not like the food was great but, at least better then fish pasta!

got home on a taxi, was lucky to have a nice indian taxi driver which was also a anti BN person. it was fun talking to him. got home, unpacked stuff from luggage, was really craving for beer. headed to 7eleven to buy 2 big bottles of beer, almost died at the counter because it was rm14.60 per bottle! felt so cheated. anyways, went to bed a little happy.

havent been doing much in kl. paid off bills, hunting for job online and through newspaper. am a little desperate to find a job. not looking for anything in particular but anything from kitchen commis to sales related to the hotel/food industry. wanting to get a myvi asap because interest rate is going up from 3.88% to 4.XX%. bloody buggers might even make it 5%!

wont be doing drinking these few days. daddy's coming over for transit before heading off to thailand (i think) for golf. will be busy looking for jobs and hopefully some company will be intersted in ME for a job. and the minimum pay im looking at is RM1600 take home. i dont ask for too much but that's what i need to survive every month. excluding alcohol, rental, petrol!

that's all ive got to post about. nothing interesting in this post today. just to keep people updated on what im doing. =) hope you peeps don't mind! its my blog anyways! =)

take cares kuching peeps
i hope to be home soon!
bday's next week and oh how i wish i was in kuching to celebrate.
as ill know ill sure be drunk.
now, its all just a dream......

It's A Sad Sad Day.

Please watch this video. =(





bye for now, kuching.
ill miss you very much.

Gangster is 'em

Someone Said :

Tattoo means Gangster (cant be bodyart fan meh)
Car with Dark Tint is Gangster (no money buy v-kool mah)
Use H.I.D also Gangster (road leading to house is very dark and dangerous leh)
Big Exhaust Is Gangster (someone who has a tuned engine cannot meh?)
Dye Hair also Gangster (fashion bah)
Long Hair also Gangster (no money cut hair mah)
BOTAK also Gangster (bald on top cannot har)
Smoke Cigg also Gangster (wtf)
Natural LOUD voice also Gangster (then how?dont talk?)
Pierce Ear also Gangster (sucker for pain cannot meh?)
Put Woofer n ENJOY music in car also Gangster (personal interest leh)
Big Chrome Rims, Lowered & Modified car also Gangster (makes the car look pretty mah)
Wear Big Gold Necklace, Bangle & Ring also Gangster (grandfather owns goldsmith also wrong?)
Got Scar on body also Gangster (accident in kitchen cannot issit?)
Excessive usage of the 'F' word also Gangster (smelly mouth)
Drink ALCOHOL also Gangster (no comments)
Speeding also sometimes Gangster (tuned engine mah)
DOUBLE PARKING considered Gangster (in a hurry cannot meh)
Don't Use Seat Belt also Gangster (too fat mah)
Have Supper with Buddies at 1am also Gangster (hungry leh)
Keep Long Fingernail also Gangster (dig gold lah tai lou)
Lepak Kopitiam drink Beer also Gangster (budget, ekonomi merosot mah)
Got 'Mata Stim' also possible Gangster (u pay for laser surgery?)
Slept in class during High School also Gangster (watch football at night leh)
Got Rotan before also Gangster (st joseph kuching principal is an ass mah)
Know A Lot of people also Gangster (then stay home drink mummy's milk everyday?)

PUKIMAK....
then who not gangster??

what else huh?

Facebook's All About Me

i, am, super, duper, bored.

The Basics

Hair Color : Black
Eye Color : Brown
Height : 183cm
Lefty or Righty : Righty
Number of piercings : 5
Tattoo : waiting
Profession : professional bummer, Bachelor's Degree In Hospitality Management
Relationship Status : single
Religious Views : The Roman Catholic Church

My Favorites

Favorite Color : black, blue, red, silver, white, GOLD
Favorite Car : nissan murano, toyota alphard, toyota hilux, subaru imprezza, nissan skyline, perodua myvi
Favorite Movie : Prison Break, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs
Favorite Hobby : Sleep
Favorite Songs : techno, trance, house, anything loud and full of bass
Favorite Book : 12 Years Of Hell In A Bangkok Prison - Warren Fellows
Favorite School Subject : none
Favorite Vacation Destination : An Island, the beach, the sun, naked YOUNG girls.
Favorite Food : Non-Halal
Favorite Restaurant : alot leh. Ah Sang Bak Kut Teh, Loong Foong DUCK. All in kl.
Favorite Animal : any dog, except a chi hua hua
Favorite Alcohol : Heineken Beer, Chivas Regal, J. Walker Black Label
Favorite Scents : Hugo Boss Energize, Mont Blanc Starwalker, Armani Black Code, RL Black
Favorite Day of The Week : anyday that i don't have to work and involves alcohol
Favorite Outfit : Boxers

Random Questions

Big Mac or Whooper : Ramly Burger
Coffee or Tea : Coffee!
Apple Juice or O.J : BJ!
Windows or Mac : Windows
Boxers or Briefs : Boxers. i feel more free
Summer or Winter : Winter
Rain or Shine : Snow
Salty or Sweet : Sweet
Plane or Boat : Plane, First or Business Class PLEASE!
House or Apartment : HUGE ASS APARTMENT

Yes, No, Erm, Ahh Questions

Have any children : No
Smoke : Yes
Drink : Yes
Swear : Yes
Exercise : *shakes head left right left right left right left right*
Play an instrument : No
Ice Skate : NEVER EVER
Swim : Yes
Stolen anything? : Erm..
Been Drunk Before Noon? : No
Fantasized about a Co-worker? : Ahh..
Cheated on a test? : Yes
Had a One Night Stand? : Ahh..
Littered : Yes
Been Arrested : No

Other

Describe myself in ONE word : ROUND
Biggest Fear : No money
Biggest Mistake : Didn't save enough money
Proudest Accomplishment : nothing to be proud of a degree nowadays. its like spm already
Dream Job : not having to work, sleep at 5am till 4pm, waking up, having 30k to spend a day, go drinking booze every night. 365days a year. ahh...what a dream.
Special Talents : SLEEP
Famous Person I want to meet? : why meet someone famous when im a nobody? so i be famous too? thanks. ill prefer to chill out and enjoy my beer.
Place to visit before i die? : a nude beach with ONLY chickS and me my age running around naked.

No more questions.
if you have a question, do post it in my comment and ill answer you there. heh.

let me teach you some english. flowery english.
Fucking tired : Fired
Fucking lazy : Flazy
Fucking crazy : Frazy
Fucking boring : Foring
Fucking lame : Flame
Fucking hot : Fot
Fucking expensive : Fexpensive
Fucking fat : s[T]p oh i just committed suicide.
Fucking cold : Fold
Fucking funny : Funny la. what else you want?

ok, thats all for today. till i think of more flowery english that comes through my mind.

toodles.
im Fired and Foring and Flazy to write more.
=)