Dinner in KFC

just had dinner in KFC Rock Road and am very very pissed and disappointed. i fucking am!

KFC's newest menu, the 'Chicken Chop with Colonel's Gravy' is a fucking disgrace to the word GRAVY! you fucking retards, do you know the consistency of a GRAVY? it aint so watery you know? i can make better gravy then you fucktards. it looked and TASTED like 10liters of INSTANT chicken stock, a few corn, green beans and diced carrots and maybe only 10 grams of thickening agent (flour, cornstarch, reduction, butter, just to name a few ways)!

you call THAT gravy?
my 15year old brother has THICKER gravy!

my whole point is,
the 'Colonel's Gravy' is a total reject from my point of view. Mr Colonel, you can take your sauce and shove it up where the sun dont shine. because it does look like it on a bad tummy day!

am so fucking disgusted.
i will never recommend anyone to waste rm12.95 (ala carte) on a plate of no good shit.
i make better sauces than what i just had.
i know there are better chefs out there who might come across this post.
no hard feelings to the other chefs but screw the cooks who smartly invented the 'colonel's gravy' but forgotten to remember what consistency the gravy must be.
fuck you.

Penang & Ipoh Trip Sept 07

since we went down to melaka and jb, we wanted to go up, to penang and ipoh. so up we went. it was a 3days 2 nights thingy. didnt get to see many things or eat alot of food on this trip, but at least we made some people happy. those sakais who never been there. who the sakais? cant say ler. they chop my didi off later. =) so, we got ready, as usual, planned everything from accomodation to how much to prepare to spend to what to eat and what to see. this trip was the cheapest i think. everyone chipped in around rm200 only. inclusive of petrol, tolls, food, entertainment and etc. accommodation was free. a friend had a free stay in some apartment along batu ferringghi. (i think thats how you spell it). main attraction was penang char kueh teow. wtf. drive so far to eat char kueh teow. it took us 5 long hours from kl to penang, because, i drove at cruising speed of 80km/h. drive so fast for what? no appointment with St. Peter also. i wont write too much because someone said my previous post on drunkards is very very very very boring. screw you boy. i was drunk talking ok? ;)

pictures dont show much of the places we went. because, no idea. we is lazy peoples? =)

happily cruising on the highway to penang.
drove slowly
because it rained
reaching ipoh town.
then after the bend infront,
knnccb..traffic jam
we were stuck for almost an hour
all because, some drunk bitumen lorry driver was drunk.
i think.
so, since traffic wasnt moving,
relaxing on the highway.
when again can someone be sitting on the side of the highway?
finally we reached the apartment. 2 units, 4 rooms
girls took 3 rooms. i shared 1 room but not 1 bed.
we could have broke the legs of the bed.

dinner along gurney drive

i hate malaysian weather.
everytime i eat good food, i sweat.
gurney drive hawker stalls.
i think. i really forget names of places.
this one confirm gurney drive. the beach was behind us.
so near yet so far. =( didnt go baking in the sun this trip.
they never saw round bulbs and said bubbles looked cute.
-_-
went back to apartment after an hour wasted there
ipoh mali birthday girl
no comments
all them girls
went to sleep after that. exhausted like fcuk.
next morning breakfast.
char kueh teow.
no pics. we were too hungry, we finished everything
before we could remember to take a picture.
in the 'train' or smtg going up penang hill
LG Shine Advert which was rejected.
i dont know why.
doesnt the phone look small?

railway tracks to heaven
top of penang hill
some view
another view with the bridge
group photo 1.
shortest to tallest. =)
another group photo.
sorry botak.
this picture nice what!
at least a picture of char kueh teow.
after penang hill, going to some chinese temple.
again, i dont remember the name.
the temple's compound
another one
i label this '7 cups of tea, 1 cup of coffee'
btw, im single alright?
i dont have a girlfriend.
i dont see the point of having another woman who nags! =)
i still want to enjoy my single-days before i get married.
this is when the camerawoman asks you to smile, but you love to 'sayang'
her and make her pissed, than you laugh!
girls. always trying to be cute.
at another temple.
ya, we were in penang.
the 7 cups of fat tea.
especially the one in white. ;P
dinner time.
seafood galore.
see the female gorilla's face.
100% candid!
when she's stuffed with seafood
drove back to apartment, went to sleep after shower.
next morning breakfast. packed our bags, heading to ipoh
you know you're near ipoh when you see mountains and quarrys.
was so boring in ipoh,
we went to some sacred mountain. nice mountain with nice view.
a place where the old and young folks go for exercise
inside the mountain, or cave?
cut through the mountain, come to see nice boring pond
girls just love taking pictures.
went back to ipoh mali birthday girl's place for shower then,
IPOH CHICKEN RICE!!
meatball soup came first with rice
couldnt wait anymore but snatch the chicken and taugeh.
went back to sleep
next morning breakfast
dont remember what this is called
kueh teow soup i guess
with NO spare parts.
i dont touch spare parts.

fat woman always lost. =)
dont kill me ok ampang mali?
i know you miss the way we 'sayang' you.
=)

that's all for the penang & ipoh trip. i really have ran out of holidays.
sorry for the less frequent updates. i guess i should get my camera working and go snip and snap everything i do. :s that doesnt seem to be me. je suis ah-lazy!

take cares. thanks for visiting. please leave comments PLEASE!!
so at least i know who reads my blog.
toodles~

oh, a friend said that i 'sound like a rich bitch who sits in starbucks and blog and have nothing else better to do'. all because i use 'toodles'
geez. is toodles ment for poosies? i like the word 'toodles' so ill use as much 'toodles' as i want!
par punde! u know who you are! =)

Drunkards

This post has been strictly rated for kids above the age of 21. a little 'flowery' words and influence of alcohol. dont say 'tak nak'. say 'nak lagi, nak lagi!!'

this post is going to be a very boring one. reason? no pictures. its all words. so suck on it. =) im sure almost everyone has drank alcohol. some drink beer, some drink whisky, some drink wine, it doesnt matter what you drink, as long as it contains alcohol and you have some personal favorite, youll drink it again and again. me, my favorites are beer and chivas or black label. or other labels, such as green, blue, gold label but, i consume black label or chivas more. thats in kl when beer is expensive.
in kuching, i love drinking beer. why? its so cheap compared to kl. cant compare to langkawi or labuan but its cheap. how cheap? coffee shop sells 3cans for rm12 or 13. pubs sell 1 jug (4cans) from rm25 to rm35. cheap right? no? its ok. i find it cheap. =) i mean, affordable! 1crade of beer costs around 160-190, depending on WHO pays the bill. we, pay rm160. i think. dont remember clearly but its cheap because its a pub? a bottle of chivas is around rm190. compared to clubs in kl, its like 2times the price but, the atmosphere is totally different aight? buying from the supplier would cost around rm90 for a crade of heineken. kuching beer drinkers i dont know why, prefer heineken. i love heineken too.
so, drinking beer could be done anytime. seriously anytime. ive heard of a friend who drinks beer for breakfast. some go for happy hours, which is before 6pm and gets drunk. go home and sleep, wake up at 9pm and continue again. why?are kuching people really good drinkers? or is there nothing else better to do but drink? gee.. ill get to my point.
what will people do when they are drunk, as in pissed drunk?
1, sleep
2, eat
3, go get laid
4, dance all night long, till the pub closes
5, make new friends and maybe get a free fuck
6, be happy with the company of friends till leaving for home
7, pick fights
that is all that i can think of at the moment.


what will you think, of a person, who gets so drunk, drives like a snake, cant walk straight and talks extremely slow, but still talks alot. talk what? drunk talking.
feel like killing him right? well, if you kill him, you wont be able to have updates on this blog again. ;)
that's me when im high on alcohol.


have heard of crazy things like driving to damai beach, which is about 45mins away, at 4am, drink more beer on the beach, than drive home at 7am. i thought that was crazy.

well, ive got this friend, who is crazier. he gives CRAZY a new definition. how?well, let me story first. a group of friends were drinking, then he said 'why not we organize a trip to redang or bali or krabi or some island for some holiday. WITHOUT girlfriends' so, i got excited. not because of the WITHOUT girlfriend thing. im single you see? but, i love the beach?and i want to go to krabi or bali or some kick ass island for sunbathing. than the conversation got a little intense. the person who suggested, suddenly challenged 2 other friends to go with him to kl ON THAT VERY DAY. the other 2 friends, not wanting to lose face, agreed. stupidly. thinking that he was drunk and drunk talking.
so, phones started calling MAS and AirAsia at 3 in the morning, trying to book tickets to kl for the 6.20am flight. the first flight out from kuching to kl. at first, the calls couldnt get through because it was 3am in the morning? people who work need to sleep? and we, drunkards are either jobless little fucks or been forced to come out and drink and didnt expect it to drag till 3am. since the ticketing officers were not working, the drunkard was dared to go to the airport to directly buy the ticket. so off we went. when we reached there, 1 person started to chicken out but didnt dare say it out. ;) and was squeezing his balls and kept reaaalllly quiet. he was speechless. (p.s : are you bored yet?i have been writing soooo long) so it carried on and on and on till finally someone in the MAS ticketing office answered the call. bookings were made for 3 people. 1 was still squeezing his balls while the other one, finally realized the drunkard wasnt playing around.
finally, someone lost his face and said he couldnt go becaus he had a meeting and had to wake up at 7am. the other person, had nothing to say and didnt really want to go, but was forced to. so the working person left. drunkard said 'now i know what a bullshitter you are'. so end of story for working man. he was sent home by me. as i was about to reach home, crushed balls person called and asked for a favor, a favor to fetch him and the drunkard to the airport, ASAP. WTF? seriously the drunkard wasnt playing around and wanted to go. the other person was being steady steady pom pee pee. friendship. you know? 'brotherhood'. so i sent them to the airport and whilst waiting for the airport ticketing counter to open, they stared at each other and said 'do you think were crazy?i seriously think were crazy'.
well, dude, no turning back man. actually there was, he could have just switched off his handphones and went to sleep and saved rm2000 at least. but he didnt want to lose face and was dragged along. geez. dont want to lose face but its ok to lose money? dude, give me la. im planning to have a farewell party and a birthday party soon. seperate occasions. 2 different places. kuching, and kl.
my whole point of this post is, when you're drunk, dont challenge another drunkard. this is crazy ass shit. especially when everyone's wallet has minimum 2k cash in hand. doing silly things when you're drunk could end up regretting very wrong. to rub it in, i called them to say, in november, fly airasia from kuching - bali - kuching, total cost for airtickets RETURN was only rm360. sounds like another beach holiday coming up. =)

thats all. its messy i know. im in a mess now. drunk talking?maybe =)

France, Je T'aime

currently playing : norah jones. don't ask why.

finally i have decided to post about the france trip. its a school trip you see? if it wasnt because of the college, i dont think i would have ever stepped to france. it was supposed to be a study trip but ask me, and ill say, its a gimmick for us to spend more money on the college. 20k plus for 1 year of bachelor degree's studies ok? and that didnt include daily expenses, cigarettes, alcohol, etc. 20k for 2 semesters in '1 year'. minus holidays, term break, etc, 7 months plus. oh, france trip was included in tuition fees. they had their way of making it seem like studies were sooo expensive. but that's the price to pay for a well known french bachelor's degree i suppose. french, ok? not some malaysian degree only well known in malaysia. university of toulouse aight? never heard of it? well, you only know swinburne, lim kok wing, segi college, kdu, etc, right? =) my course was in taylor's college school of hospitality and tourism management. 4 years of my life went to studies. good? yeah. at least ive got a degree but not a job. =/

so, france study trip was included in the degree course. was supposed to be 14days but we got cheated and ended up only 11days away from malaysia. itinerary was given months before the date of departure, 7th March 2007. the group was too big, around 140+- hotelier and tourism students. so the group was split up for departure dates. 1st group left on 6th march DIRECT TO PARIS whilst we, the remaining ones, left on 7th march at 10am to heathrow, london than eurostar train under the english channel direct to paris. it sucked because the hours spent traveling was stupid. 1 full day to get from kl-london-paris. but it was a good experience, chance to listen to some british, see the london eye, go through buckingham palace, a little sightseeing before we got to waterloo station. a good friend bought some fried rice from chinatown in london which cost 12POUNDS per dish. thats RM84 plus? for a plate of fried rice. it wasnt the price that counted. it was the thought! thanks so much bitch. i miss you. =(

weather in london was awesome! my balls shrank half its size due to the coldness. it was beginning of winter when we went. freaking colder than the coldest nights in melboure or toowoomba or wellington and it wasnt snowing yet! geez i want to play snow! =( so, eurostar from london to paris was about 8hours i think. best thing to do was sleep. seats were NOT comfortable. we didnt know there was a restaurant and lounge further towards the front. we were placed at the back. right at the back. only thing we saw were, seats, seats, more seats and a toilet. everyone was drooling over the fried rice from chinatown in the train. no, i didnt share. =) fucking kiam siap right?no. was ordered to only share amongs close friends. hi bye friends could only smell. sorry bitches. life sucks to be yours at that moment. to cut the story short, we reached paris even more tired because of the seats that really sucked. slept, next day, tour around paris! ill let you see pictures. its more fun that way. ill not forget to story along the way too. =)
oh, we spent 1 full day in paris, 2days in toulouse and 6days in foix and paris for another day before leaving france. paris is beautiful. worth going back again but, ill take a free and easy trip for at least 4days. imagine walking about 30-40km a day. or maybe more. not fun! boeing's headquaters is in toulouse. just incase you never heard of the place. foix is heaven. the weather there is perfect! there was one night, i swear the temperature was around 2degrees! everyone was sleeping, i had a 'smoke'. =) my balls froze to 1/3 of its size. its a small quiet town with lots of land and hills but no pretty girls. its something like new zealand. grass, hills, sheep. you know?

p.s : ive got almost 2611 pictures worth 1.75GB from 12cameras (i have deleted alot of unrelated pictures) so the pictures are either very mixed up or i didnt post most up. its total madness to post all pictures. blogspot only gives 1gb of memory for pictures! and pictures are very very very very mixed up. will give details of the pictures and there isnt much pictures of the scenery. =)

klia morning of departure.

arrived london and was waiting for another friends luggage which never arrived.
she was only paid back USD$ 1000.
her make up in the bag costs more than that!
she was on major shopping spree in paris.

prove that i was in london heathrow airport.

in waterloo train station with my bestest best friend in kl.
he's the sweet thing that bought us fried rice from chinatown.
he continued his degree in thames valley uni.
his name is adrain. as in a-drain. =)
cheers mate!

another picture in waterloo

in the eurostar going to paris.

a view of 'new paris' from hilltop. i think it was a church.
i didnt take this photo. i stole it from a friend.
this part of paris had skyscrapers.
buildings around 'old paris'. this side of town, buildings were only 5 stories high!
reason : so eiffel tower could be seen from far and make it look as if it was very high.
eiffel tower is less than 200meters?

some construction was going on hence the stupid crane in the back.
but, picture perfect ei?
this was taken in the morning.

trying to be cute attempt 743896. failed

walk along champs elyses.
expensive brands to be found everywhere.
couldnt find F.O.S

LV Headquarters

the trees were dying. it was winter yo.

i dont know the name of the THING behind. i mean i know, but i forgotten

more dead dying trees

oh?the french must have paid a bomb to keep this part green during winter.

at some park going to musee du louvre

france is full of these things. out of a sudden, there is something like this.
nice at first, got a little annoying later.
musee du louvre

mine bigger ok?

another church
notre dame church. huge church.
another different church

fruits.
very expensive if it was compared euro to RM .
1euro was RM4.59 when i went.

a little french for you.
whole advert thing is about
'smokers, respect the non-smokers'
saw this while having breakfast.used as table mat.

a group photo of us
somewhere in paris.
i told you i forget names!
its a museum
recaro seats ok?!
leaving paris to toulouse.


see my not generous face letting her TRY my dinner?
10euros ok! beer was cheaper than water.
i lied. i was desperate for alcohol.


we stayed in some hotel opposite the aerospace thingy in toulouse.
i think it was 36euros per night for a room.
budget motel but better than any rumah tumpangan found in malaysia.

breakfast in toulouse opposite capitolium

introducing, the 3 armani shades

group photo at capitolium

...

the 3 armanis with david.
david has no armani
everybody loves david.
david is a nice guy we know from college.
no one bullies david.
we kill em bitches who bully david.
i hope david doesnt find out about this blog.=)

infront of villages hotel
more like a motel. famous among lorry drivers.
a place to get laid.
no, get rest.

foix campus auditorium
its pronounced 'fwah' not fox u ding dong

WHERE'S MY BAK KUT TEH????

our chalet in foix.
i miss this place!

group photo after lunch in foix campus.

was busy concentration doing something when i found this few days after we got back to malaysia.

i want see some teteks!
some castle in foix.

walking down from campus to supermarket.
every single day in foix.

another view.

dont you just want to go up there and play?

some statue in foix town.

some building in foix again
on the way back to the chalet in foix

this is the best i could get to char siew!!!!!
bbq pork! i miss!!!!
name of restaurant is hippopotamus.
just like me. =)
roar!
this is chicken kebab. bloooooodddddyyyy nice!
couldnt get enough of it. malaysian kebab suck hardtime compared to these.

5euro only leh!! so cheap even after conversion.
thats like a total plate of whoop ass kebab and french fries ok???

some random fat french kid.
s.t.p in the making. =)

3 lost scottish men in paris.
scottish men wear kilts.
these men wore kilts but
forgot to wear their briefs or boxers!
i didnt see those hairy balls.
someone else did and told me. =)

omg. i could seriously die from uploading all those pictures man. i started on thursday night, and now its sunday night. 4 nights for 1 post??well, i was happily doing this post than i received a phone call at 2.30am and i RUSHED out. wtf. got home at 4.30am, slept. friday, sleep after sending brothers to school. afternoon, did some things. night, caught a movie. the bank job. quite interesting. beginning was dead boring. satuday sleeping day. went to church, went out. this morning, (sunday) woke up at 8am to go picnic. got home at 6pm. its 11.30pm now. what a life.

thats all. i need to restart my comp because i left it on for soooooo long. it could overheat and burn soon.

till i find something else to post about.ive sort of ran out of holidays to post about. =(