Friday, July 11, 2008

Gangster is 'em

Someone Said :

Tattoo means Gangster (cant be bodyart fan meh)
Car with Dark Tint is Gangster (no money buy v-kool mah)
Use H.I.D also Gangster (road leading to house is very dark and dangerous leh)
Big Exhaust Is Gangster (someone who has a tuned engine cannot meh?)
Dye Hair also Gangster (fashion bah)
Long Hair also Gangster (no money cut hair mah)
BOTAK also Gangster (bald on top cannot har)
Smoke Cigg also Gangster (wtf)
Natural LOUD voice also Gangster (then how?dont talk?)
Pierce Ear also Gangster (sucker for pain cannot meh?)
Put Woofer n ENJOY music in car also Gangster (personal interest leh)
Big Chrome Rims, Lowered & Modified car also Gangster (makes the car look pretty mah)
Wear Big Gold Necklace, Bangle & Ring also Gangster (grandfather owns goldsmith also wrong?)
Got Scar on body also Gangster (accident in kitchen cannot issit?)
Excessive usage of the 'F' word also Gangster (smelly mouth)
Drink ALCOHOL also Gangster (no comments)
Speeding also sometimes Gangster (tuned engine mah)
DOUBLE PARKING considered Gangster (in a hurry cannot meh)
Don't Use Seat Belt also Gangster (too fat mah)
Have Supper with Buddies at 1am also Gangster (hungry leh)
Keep Long Fingernail also Gangster (dig gold lah tai lou)
Lepak Kopitiam drink Beer also Gangster (budget, ekonomi merosot mah)
Got 'Mata Stim' also possible Gangster (u pay for laser surgery?)
Slept in class during High School also Gangster (watch football at night leh)
Got Rotan before also Gangster (st joseph kuching principal is an ass mah)
Know A Lot of people also Gangster (then stay home drink mummy's milk everyday?)

PUKIMAK....
then who not gangster??

what else huh?

2 comments:

Bert Steve said...

hey dude~ this is totally FUNNY! hahahah :D gosh, nice to read from u bro~

Herbert

Anonymous said...

freedom beyond boundaries my friend... forever we will seek that so good luck :)