Thursday, July 10, 2008

Facebook's All About Me

i, am, super, duper, bored.

The Basics

Hair Color : Black
Eye Color : Brown
Height : 183cm
Lefty or Righty : Righty
Number of piercings : 5
Tattoo : waiting
Profession : professional bummer, Bachelor's Degree In Hospitality Management
Relationship Status : single
Religious Views : The Roman Catholic Church

My Favorites

Favorite Color : black, blue, red, silver, white, GOLD
Favorite Car : nissan murano, toyota alphard, toyota hilux, subaru imprezza, nissan skyline,
perodua myvi
Favorite Movie : Prison Break, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs
Favorite Hobby : Sleep
Favorite Songs : techno, trance, house, anything loud and full of bass
Favorite Book : 12 Years Of Hell In A Bangkok Prison - Warren Fellows
Favorite School Subject : none
Favorite Vacation Destination : An Island, the beach, the sun, naked YOUNG girls.
Favorite Food : Non-Halal
Favorite Restaurant : alot leh. Ah Sang Bak Kut Teh, Loong Foong DUCK. All in kl.
Favorite Animal : any dog, except a chi hua hua
Favorite Alcohol : Heineken Beer, Chivas Regal, J. Walker Black Label
Favorite Scents : Hugo Boss Energize, Mont Blanc Starwalker, Armani Black Code, RL Black
Favorite Day of The Week : anyday that i don't have to work and involves alcohol
Favorite Outfit : Boxers

Random Questions

Big Mac or Whooper : Ramly Burger
Coffee or Tea : Coffee!
Apple Juice or O.J : BJ!
Windows or Mac : Windows
Boxers or Briefs : Boxers. i feel more free
Summer or Winter : Winter
Rain or Shine : Snow
Salty or Sweet : Sweet
Plane or Boat : Plane, First or Business Class PLEASE!
House or Apartment : HUGE ASS APARTMENT

Yes, No, Erm, Ahh Questions

Have any children : No
Smoke : Yes
Drink : Yes
Swear : Yes
Exercise : *shakes head left right left right left right left right*
Play an instrument : No
Ice Skate : NEVER EVER
Swim : Yes
Stolen anything? : Erm..
Been Drunk Before Noon? : No
Fantasized about a Co-worker? : Ahh..
Cheated on a test? : Yes
Had a One Night Stand? : Ahh..
Littered : Yes
Been Arrested : No

Other

Describe myself in ONE word : ROUND
Biggest Fear : No money
Biggest Mistake : Didn't save enough money
Proudest Accomplishment : nothing to be proud of a degree nowadays. its like spm already
Dream Job : not having to work, sleep at 5am till 4pm, waking up, having 30k to spend a day, go drinking booze every night. 365days a year. ahh...what a dream.
Special Talents : SLEEP
Famous Person I want to meet? : why meet someone famous when im a nobody? so i be famous too? thanks. ill prefer to chill out and enjoy my beer.
Place to visit before i die? : a nude beach with ONLY chickS and me my age running around naked.

No more questions.
if you have a question, do post it in my comment and ill answer you there. heh.

let me teach you some english. flowery english.
Fucking tired : Fired
Fucking lazy : Flazy
Fucking crazy : Frazy
Fucking boring : Foring
Fucking lame : Flame
Fucking hot : Fot
Fucking expensive : Fexpensive
Fucking fat : s[T]p oh i just committed suicide.
Fucking cold : Fold
Fucking funny : Funny la. what else you want?

ok, thats all for today. till i think of more flowery english that comes through my mind.

toodles.
im Fired and Foring and Flazy to write more.
=)

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