Drunkards

This post has been strictly rated for kids above the age of 21. a little 'flowery' words and influence of alcohol. dont say 'tak nak'. say 'nak lagi, nak lagi!!'

this post is going to be a very boring one. reason? no pictures. its all words. so suck on it. =) im sure almost everyone has drank alcohol. some drink beer, some drink whisky, some drink wine, it doesnt matter what you drink, as long as it contains alcohol and you have some personal favorite, youll drink it again and again. me, my favorites are beer and chivas or black label. or other labels, such as green, blue, gold label but, i consume black label or chivas more. thats in kl when beer is expensive.
in kuching, i love drinking beer. why? its so cheap compared to kl. cant compare to langkawi or labuan but its cheap. how cheap? coffee shop sells 3cans for rm12 or 13. pubs sell 1 jug (4cans) from rm25 to rm35. cheap right? no? its ok. i find it cheap. =) i mean, affordable! 1crade of beer costs around 160-190, depending on WHO pays the bill. we, pay rm160. i think. dont remember clearly but its cheap because its a pub? a bottle of chivas is around rm190. compared to clubs in kl, its like 2times the price but, the atmosphere is totally different aight? buying from the supplier would cost around rm90 for a crade of heineken. kuching beer drinkers i dont know why, prefer heineken. i love heineken too.
so, drinking beer could be done anytime. seriously anytime. ive heard of a friend who drinks beer for breakfast. some go for happy hours, which is before 6pm and gets drunk. go home and sleep, wake up at 9pm and continue again. why?are kuching people really good drinkers? or is there nothing else better to do but drink? gee.. ill get to my point.
what will people do when they are drunk, as in pissed drunk?
1, sleep
2, eat
3, go get laid
4, dance all night long, till the pub closes
5, make new friends and maybe get a free fuck
6, be happy with the company of friends till leaving for home
7, pick fights
that is all that i can think of at the moment.


what will you think, of a person, who gets so drunk, drives like a snake, cant walk straight and talks extremely slow, but still talks alot. talk what? drunk talking.
feel like killing him right? well, if you kill him, you wont be able to have updates on this blog again. ;)
that's me when im high on alcohol.


have heard of crazy things like driving to damai beach, which is about 45mins away, at 4am, drink more beer on the beach, than drive home at 7am. i thought that was crazy.

well, ive got this friend, who is crazier. he gives CRAZY a new definition. how?well, let me story first. a group of friends were drinking, then he said 'why not we organize a trip to redang or bali or krabi or some island for some holiday. WITHOUT girlfriends' so, i got excited. not because of the WITHOUT girlfriend thing. im single you see? but, i love the beach?and i want to go to krabi or bali or some kick ass island for sunbathing. than the conversation got a little intense. the person who suggested, suddenly challenged 2 other friends to go with him to kl ON THAT VERY DAY. the other 2 friends, not wanting to lose face, agreed. stupidly. thinking that he was drunk and drunk talking.
so, phones started calling MAS and AirAsia at 3 in the morning, trying to book tickets to kl for the 6.20am flight. the first flight out from kuching to kl. at first, the calls couldnt get through because it was 3am in the morning? people who work need to sleep? and we, drunkards are either jobless little fucks or been forced to come out and drink and didnt expect it to drag till 3am. since the ticketing officers were not working, the drunkard was dared to go to the airport to directly buy the ticket. so off we went. when we reached there, 1 person started to chicken out but didnt dare say it out. ;) and was squeezing his balls and kept reaaalllly quiet. he was speechless. (p.s : are you bored yet?i have been writing soooo long) so it carried on and on and on till finally someone in the MAS ticketing office answered the call. bookings were made for 3 people. 1 was still squeezing his balls while the other one, finally realized the drunkard wasnt playing around.
finally, someone lost his face and said he couldnt go becaus he had a meeting and had to wake up at 7am. the other person, had nothing to say and didnt really want to go, but was forced to. so the working person left. drunkard said 'now i know what a bullshitter you are'. so end of story for working man. he was sent home by me. as i was about to reach home, crushed balls person called and asked for a favor, a favor to fetch him and the drunkard to the airport, ASAP. WTF? seriously the drunkard wasnt playing around and wanted to go. the other person was being steady steady pom pee pee. friendship. you know? 'brotherhood'. so i sent them to the airport and whilst waiting for the airport ticketing counter to open, they stared at each other and said 'do you think were crazy?i seriously think were crazy'.
well, dude, no turning back man. actually there was, he could have just switched off his handphones and went to sleep and saved rm2000 at least. but he didnt want to lose face and was dragged along. geez. dont want to lose face but its ok to lose money? dude, give me la. im planning to have a farewell party and a birthday party soon. seperate occasions. 2 different places. kuching, and kl.
my whole point of this post is, when you're drunk, dont challenge another drunkard. this is crazy ass shit. especially when everyone's wallet has minimum 2k cash in hand. doing silly things when you're drunk could end up regretting very wrong. to rub it in, i called them to say, in november, fly airasia from kuching - bali - kuching, total cost for airtickets RETURN was only rm360. sounds like another beach holiday coming up. =)

thats all. its messy i know. im in a mess now. drunk talking?maybe =)