lucky number 13

1. came back to kuching 'suddenly' on 6th jan because uncle passed away.
2. packed 2/3 of things in kl back to kuching. hopefully for good.
3. sold off jowee.
4. got a new phone but stupidly brokethe screen 5days later, due to drinking.
5. have been drinking, almost non stop ever since i got back.
6. got new nicknames.
7. tried new activities - go karting and loving it!best time, 22secs. not bad for an overloaded load playing for the first time.
8. home's like a hotel. i only come back to sleep. going to end this monday, when parents come back.
9. slowly saying goodbye to my big wife, my 2nd love, my hilux.
10. wondering what my future's going to be. kuching? or somewhere else?
11. booked my tickets to melbourne. flying 9march. =) goodbye for good again?
12. thinking of quitting blogging, unless i start to make full use of my cracked n95.
13. GOING TO THE BEACHHHHHHHH FINALLY!!!!

Little Johnny goes to Zoo Negara

first of all, sorry for the lack of updates. have been very very very lazy.

merry belated christmas and a happy new 2009 year to you all.

last monday, me and 2 other work colleagues went to the zoo. to waste money, exercise and practice photo taking. exercise meaning walking and no smoking. wtf. it was also because, we had nothing to do, and we're going our own separate ways. my last day's on the 15th of jan, their's is on the 31st of jan.

we had yong tau foo in ampang.. apperently one of the bestest yong tau foo in ampang.
loved the salted chicken the most.

deep fried wanton. didnt take any pictures of the other food. we were too hungry!

entrance to the zoo

giraffe

giraffes

old old elephant

the elephants drink beer and go shopping in 1 utama.



i THINK this is a kancil.
so small, so fragile, compared to an elephant like me.
that's why, dont buy a kancil.
its like an empty coke can!

white headed hornbill.
i think.

yellow headed hornbill.
i think.

1 of the african lions.
very very thin. they gave him 1/2kg of kfc only.
ekonomi malaysia tak baik.

or maybe these companies arn't doing well?

why do tiger logo-ed companies sponsor the tigers only?
will bluehyppo sponsor the hippos?
or disney support the rats/hamsters/mice?

not a very happy tiger.



male sumatran tiger trying to hump the female.
these 2 tigers were the fattest among the lot.
hsbc and maybank doing good?

big, bad, strong white rhino..

been supported by Tractors Malaysia
i thought they supposed to be supporting caterpillars research?

just look at the lips..



bored monkey or orang utan

my 2 colleagues.
left - mr pasta and mushroom soup
right - mr MVP (Most Valueble Player) . there isnt anything he doesnt know in the restaurant.
pizza, pasta, grill, he knows it all.

savannah walk which has nothing but rhinos, giraffes and dust.

flamingo college =)

wtf..

so much money but sponsor these little rats. it looks like a kangaroo.
but a super mini version of it.
not impressed with what they did with my money.
why didnt they support a polar bear or smtg?

even wild boars make it into the zoo.





white monkey


if only i could sponsor this animal. ;)

on the way home....

well, i felt very very very dissapointed with the malaysian zoo. its so bloody runned down, the animals look so skinny and there isnt much to see. ya, putting goats and buffalos adds to the number as well i guess. the difference between the singapore zoo and the malaysia zoo? its wayyyyyyyyyyyy better to not waste time and money in the malaysian zoo and head to the singapore zoo for a REAL zoo..

it was really a waste going to the zoo...

especially, on that same day, (29dec) in kuching, i missed something...

Hua & Jenelle's wedding!

my friends were all there....EXCEPT ME!! =(
updated : and pawnee

p/s: yeah i think this is a very ku wak cai picture too! all the heng tais at the back. =)

all the best, Hua & Jen!

Little Johnny

this is a story of a young 4 year old boy, named johnny.

since he's only 4, everyone calls him little johnny.
little johnny is the smartest kid for kids his age.
being so smart, his parents thought might as well send little johnny for kindergarten.
they sent him to the best. it was Lodge school.

Mrs Oh was little Johnny's form teacher. after getting to know the students, Mrs Oh wanted to teach them the alphabets.

so she goes, 'can anyone, anyone at all, give me something starting with the letter A?'

little Johnny raises his hands in joy very quickly.
'Little Johnny, why dont you tell the class, what starts with the letter A?', Mrs Oh asked.

Little Johnny stood up and said
'Asshole'

furiously, Mrs Oh said 'Little Johnny, if you say any bad words again, ill send you out as punishment. now sit down'.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter B?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands in joy.

Mrs Oh said 'Now little Johnny, remember, nothing bad.'

'Banana' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny. now sit down and can anyone give me something starting with the letter C?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands and said 'Cunt'.

Mrs Oh was very annoyed and said 'one last time little johnny. or ill kick you out of the class'

little johnny sat down.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter D?'

Little johnny, being the smartest in the class, raised his hands again.

Mrs Oh warned, 'now, little johnny, remember. anything bad from your mouth and ill kick you out'

'Dwarf' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny, but can you explain what a dwarf is?' asked Mrs Oh.

Little Johnny looked into Mrs Oh, placed his hands till his waist and said,

'Little Cunt This Short'


Little Johnny was sent home and was banned from any other kindergartens in the state!

now, a picture to show what a dwarf means...

i hope she doenst read this... =)

finally..

finally, after a month, im back,
infront of the comp...

ive been away for almost a month or so now.
i know i know.. u all missed me very very much. =)

life has been shitty. that's why i didnt want to update. have spent almost every night drinking and getting abit tipsy before i hit the bed at 4-5am in the morning. every. single. day. without. fail!
i wouldnt want to say why but just know that i wasnt happy and was very stressed. still am.

life must go on.

ive given my resignation letter and my last day would be on the 14th jan 09. so, if you'd wish to have some pizzas, better make it before that date.
im still job hunting and i havent found the most suitable one yet. there are many jobs out there, id agree. selling fire extinguishers, selling pharmacy goods, even selling cars. if i was very desperate, i could go and try my luck in getting a job there, but whats the point of working in something n someplace i dont like? might as well not waste my time and space on my resume, right? =)
ive made mistakes in the past. now, i wont work, just because im desperate and wont mind the salary. that's bull. salary is the most important factor. could you and would you survive on rm1100 a month only? what if ive got to pay for rental n transportation? rm1100, in kl? might as well work in mukah or taiping or some small town, right?
and how would you feel, when your boss tells you 'im actually paying u MORE that what you should get?'. even the dishwasher gets rm800 at least. why did i spend 4years and almost 100k for a bachelor degree? for 300 extra? geez....
i wont say that im the BEST worker but you need not teach me the basics to cooking, as ive spent 3years doing so? sigh.. well, i guess u all know why im so stressed out now. but that's not the only reason i want to resign. ill save it for another day. =)

they always said that drugs are not good. yet, i wanted to try and WAS hooked on it for awhile. i havent touched any drugs for almost a year now.

they always said that too much alcohol is not good. yet, id love to over drink and make myself so pissed drunk till i wont remember a thing.

they always said not to simply fall in love. yet, i did. but i didnt see any harm. love is blind. id still think of her although i know i can never be with her.

they always said to ALWAYS USE YOUR INDICATORS WHEN TURNING, i never listened. i learned my mistake. i use my safety belt and indicators always now.


'Eh, i tot u drove an unser?' might be your question. my answer is, 'this is my temprorary car. im only using it till end of this year. its not mine'.

i vowed to stop drinking till christmas eve when i open the wine i brought back from france. rose wine!

btw, today's my first sober night.. i hope it continues.. trying to stay away from beer due to financial reasons. its not that i love to drink but, i NEED to drink to be drunk to sleep. i dont know how im going to sleep later. :S

p/s : do NOT ask who the girl is. ill never tell... =)

hmm....

OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....


after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...