my prayers

i hope anwar ibrahim wins in pematang pauh election.
ill be working when he gets voted in as MP of the place.
ill cook him pizza.

weekly update?

my itchy ass has resulted in alot of regrets.
am starting work on tuesday so i figured i go trim my hair covering my skull. little bro down there never needs trimming. =)
turned out i got some fugly looking hair and do not ask for a photo. youll never get it. just imagine stp in fugly hair.actually its not very fugly but i think its fugly cos i didnt get it from my normal hair stylist which cost me rm30 a hair cut. am thinking of going bald. soon. got to check with the boss if its ok with him because i wont want to offend anyone before i start work.
but i got a nice hair wash n massage and the total came up to a cheap ass rm25 only. ill definatly go back, for a hair wash. even tho my hair is so short, i dont need much shampoo but the massage is song-ness.

what have i been doing lately? nothing. lazing around. watching numb3rs. waiting for mr telekom to come over to fix the telephone line and then wait for mr streamyx to come. dont know when they will. lazy bastards..

work going to start on tuesday. sigh.. im happy and sad im going to start work. happy i wont be nagged and sad im going to be married to my job. =( no more cybercafe, no more yummy dinners with frens, no more going to mass on saturday (yay!!) unless its a off day but its so unlikely to happen, dont know la. i just know ill be leading a very boring life.

havent started work, and im already planning for leave. hehe. planning to go back in december for a friends wedding. not sure if i can go, but if i do, ill most probably be going kch-pontianak-kch then back to working. how many days? 1week? =)

oh, these 2days, ive been doing 'community service' in my condo. hanging around poolside, making sure monkeys dont make noise, etc, bla bla bla. im trying to 'contribute' as much as i can since im so free. =)

sigh.. someone please give me a wake up call at 9.30am on tuesday morning? work starts at 11am but needa be a PUNCTUAL person and be there by 10.30am? wadever. ;)

ok, im going back to sleep now. its late. gotta get used to sleeping early and waking up early too.

and thanks to mat salleh taufiq who came back from london for a short break bringing me a nice shirt. its abit too small but dat mamat said its for me to lose weight so i can fit in the shirt. wtf. anyways nice seeing you again fucker. you lost alot of weight. but you handsome ah now. haha.

bloody fool

dude, my name is jonathan THEODORE wee.
not jonathan TIDUR wee.
or jonathan DEODORANT wee.
its JONATHAN THEODORE WEE!
mcb lu
seriously
mcb lu
paul juseng @ polo cai @ lakia

:: Paul :: says:
ur name like jonathan deodorant wee

:: Paul :: says:
HAHAHA

:: Paul :: says:
imagine the girl make love wif u

s[T]p says:
.....

:: Paul :: says:
n shout DEOOOO DEOOO DEOOODOOORANNTT~~~~ehhh

s[T]p says:
next time i don wan chat wif u edi

:: Paul :: says:
ahhh ahhh deo deo...put some on my armpit deodorant~~!!!

s[T]p says:
puki

:: Paul :: says:
no matter how u still deodorant la

s[T]p says:
..........

:: Paul :: says:
but i give some respect i still call u theodorant

:: Paul :: says:
sound better le

:: Paul :: says:
OR~~~

:: Paul :: says:
THE DEODORANT

s[T]p says:
......

:: Paul :: says:
after mandi i put some deodorant then i cometalk wif u

:: Paul :: says:
ok

:: Paul :: says:
brb


how annoying can your friend be? this one just provoked me.
niamah
how could i not want to kill you...

unusual saturday

this morning, i woke up at 9.20am to get ready for the 'election' of new JMB (Joint Management Body) in my condo because stated time that it started was 10am. but, being malaysians, 10am went on to 10.30am or later. wasnt tracking the time because was 3/4 sleeping.

so, it finally started about 11am till 12.30 or so. in the 'meeting', only 53 eligible voters were there. eligible meaning the owners have paid the assessment rates, maintainence fees n etc till june or july 08. so, daddy being a good pay master, i was there and eligable for voting. the unit isnt under my name because, 1, im not working and 2, he bought the place so, definatly his name will be there. no? so picked 14ppl from the total amount of 'eligable' voters to be the new JMB. JMB's tasks i THINK are basically to be the voices of the residents in the condo and voice out any complaints, etc. amongs the complaints were the africans who honestly spoilt the area. i say so, because, 1, they dont have the access cards of their own, which means any tom, dick, or harry could claim they are residents of the block but do not have the access cards. and these people are seriously like pest. they party till 4 or 5am in the morning with loud voices, jumping down from the 12th floor, stabbing cases, prostitution, break ins, swimming with clothes in the swimming pool, etc. well, you know. the annoying little fucks that live in your area. uneducated little fucks. tho they 'claim' they study in Lim Kok Wing college, you see little kids the age of between 6-10yrs old loitering around the area day and night.

i hope the management gets rid of these rats. im not being racist towards any religion, culture or skin colour. my brother in law is an indian so how racist could i get?!
and there were no guards from 1aug till today, as i speak. other issues such as finance n etc doesnt really bother me because im honestly quite satisfied. only problems i face are the african or wherever they come from 'students' and the guards.

after everything was so called 'settled', i went home to sleep. zzz. tired wei. so i slept till 4 or 5pm then went to church for mass.

yeah im a good catholic. =) and mass was as usual. except, i overheard some kid today which made me rofl n lmao n cant stop thinking of what he said. i was sitting outside you see. 'outstanding' christian. hehe. hes a little kid, mayb around 3 or 4yrs of age, running around n asking questions n etc. what made this kid special is that, he sort of told him mum, 'mummy, i know why we must come to church. we come to church to pray then Jesus let us party'. OMFG!
how cute could that be?! his mummy was laughing and the indian dude sitting on the other side also went doink! and his face was honestly WTF! haha. i couldnt stop laughing and thinking of what he said. if honestly we go to church then Jesus lets us party, i will go to church everyday then at night, i can go party and be wild because i went to church? haha.

went for bak kut teh after mass with brother then headed home to have a few beer then decided to come out. so here i am, again, in the cyber cafe, in subang. -_-

Anyone?

spent rm160 to please myself for a few days.
i felt like i was in mojo, kuching. =(

this is why...


there isnt much space left in the fridge. its icy cold beer! =)
and you can see orange juice, milk, butter, nutella, peanut butter, kaya, milkmaid, and cold water at the bottom.. if mummy or daddy sees this, im sooooo dead.

Tattoo

actually this is just a short post. i found the ultimate tattoo that i want to get for my whole back! fucking awesome-ness man! picture isnt the exact one i want but roughly this is what i want! shiokness sial.


minus the flags and the extreme colours, make the devil a little bigger and badder, a bigger sword, bigger wings for the angel and devil, best in the world. nothing more i wish for, except, a barcode tattoo on the upper back with birthdate. and of course, money. rm3000?

hi

so sorry i havent been updating for 2weeks!i was very busy. a busy bee. didnt do anything since my birthday except, playing dota, spending money, finding jobs and sleeping. and being driver n now, a nanny. a nanny to a 18yr old 'BABY'. niamah. anyways, i've found a job. its not the best of jobs but at least, a stepping stone for me into the industry. its a italian restauarant and sTp here's gonna be a pizza and pastry chef. oh my. what havoc i will create. havent been in the kitchen working for almost 2years now. hope i dont cut my fingers off. starting date? 26august. yeah happy birthday sis! this is the first year ur celebrating it as a mummy.

back to the job. oh. theres nothing much i can say about the place. its small, its an italian restaurant, split shifts, alot to learn, safety shoes, black slacks, hot chef uniform, low pay, but a new thing for me in my life. my bday wish did come true after all. =)

hmm.. babysitting. i cant wake up at 5pm, sleep at 7am, eat once a day, go out alone, do things alone, privacy 0%. =_=. i miss kuching. mum and dad just went back to kuching. thats one of the reasons i havent been updating. heh. excuses. i want to see baby jay. apperently he has grown! and put on weight! 2kg or 2lbs. not sure. mum said his 'suit' is so tight now. especially around the ass part. hmm..something growing down there. =)

ok. i have nothing to say now. i forgot what i wanted to say. lol. but. this video, isnt about my girlfriend nor is she my friend with special benifits. shes just a friend. a sister to my best fren from kl. cathleen chow, IF u ever come across this blog, i just want to say, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU, Down Under! seems like ur enjoying the kangaroos and koala bears. i miss you all. your bro, both ur sis, the babies, ur bro in law, ur cousins. sigh...your whole family. but its really nice to see that someone has made this video for you on ur 21st birthday. hope u have a great one in sydney. hope to see you all soon someday. happy birthday once again!




so, thats all folks. till i get more time someday before i work or when i have money to install streamyx!

p.s. i seriously regret the previous post. i was tipsy high and decided to blog. bad idea. wont happen again!

Dear Diary

p.s : i am a little tipsy right now and would like to apologize for the long post. hope you read it all.

dear diary,
23years ago, on 31st july 1985 at 3.15pm, a giant was born into the world. the giant is no other then, ME. 23 years have passed, i have gone thru good and bad times like everyone else has.
let me sort of 're-cap' what i have done in the past 23 years.

got educated in lodge kindy, st joseph kuching primary and secondary, spent 4years on a bachelor's degree in hotel management from taylor's college kl, with a degree from university of toulouse, france. well, that's education. at least i have a degree.

recently been to paris, toulouse and foix in france, went down under a few times in the recent years. travelled by car from toowoomba to brisbane to sydney to melbourne which took 3long days in the summer heat, wore a t-shirt and shorts in winter in australia and france. almost froze my balls off while in foix because it was extremly cold. i taught i was superman but 0degrees is no joke. been to wellington back in 89'. cant remember much. seen pretty beaches in malaysia, namely perhentian kecil, redang, and tioman. i think. been to jb, penang, ipoh, melaka, terengganu, etc. basically travelled to most states in semenanjung malaysia.

meet new friends from college life, goods and bads. some quite smart to know that i always go back to kuching with the aeroplane while some question why i always use the plane and not the bus. had alot of fun while in college, again, goods and bads. tried drugs. extacy, weed, 5cai but never took ice or k or anything else. it was fun, but i didnt continue with that lifestyle because i know whats good and whats bad. =) have consumed alot of alcohol. both beer and hard liqour like chivas, black label, dewar's, etc. still would crawl back to kuching for a crate of heineken instead of hard liqour. im a beer boy.

have got myself into fights back in high school and in college life. love it to the max while in form 3 where it was a street fight and i broke that buggers nose. never regret what ive done and would love to have a rematch if he wants a piece of me again!

have always been overweight since borned and dont give a F about what other people say. tried losing weight for many many many many years but always end up gaining more then i previously was. so screwed it, and live life to the max.

started driving the unser even before i had licence, ended up driving the volvo 240 after i got a licence and am thankful im not driving it anymore. upgraded to a toyota hilux 4years ago for my so called 'xmas present' and am still driving it. 4years and have only clocked 27000km in 4years! reason because i was hardly around in kuching. have been driving the unser again while in kl.

turned into a 'man' on my 18th bday when i got laid, have been getting laid since. had my first kiss last year. never gone into a real relationship, have been always single but. nvm. =)

so, this year, i really wanted so badly to celebrate my birthday in kuching but was shipped back to kl for some reasons. so, i actually wasnt looking forward to celebrating my birthday because, how the hell am i supposed to celebrate when i dont have any money?! i came out at 11pm on the 30th of july to countdown my birthday, in a cc, playing dota. how sad. and im not a pro. still very noob. spent time infront of the pc playing till i received sms-es from friends wishing me a happy 23rd birthday and a few phone calls and msges on facebook. am very happy they remembered. didnt expect some to know it was my birthday but thanks to facebook. i love facebook reminders very very much. but at least, its the taught that counts!

stayed up playing dota till 5am and was repeatedly raped in dota but it was at least something to remember. had breakfast with a friend till 6am, got home and couldnt sleep so started playing spider solitaire till 8am when the sms started coming in again. replied a few, ignored some. went on till 1pm when my body and mind and everything was just too tired and i slept till 5pm. got up, ate durians and bread because i was lazy to go out and watched astro till 9pm when i got a little hungry. again. decided to go have yong tau fu but ended up eating packed chicken rice because, while on the way out, www.yapthomas.com called and wanted to celebrate my birthday. so last minute. but am thankful. thanks thomas and nadia. you people made my birthday a little more meaningful. =)

so, after packing the chicken rice, headed home to change and make up and then picked thomas and nadia up. reached zouk, kl at 11.30pm and partied till 3am. opened a bottle of black label with CREDIT CARD because the drinks were abit too little. collected half the amount from the people i was with and i will have to fork out the other half. rm330! but i only need to pay smtg lik 180. i have to pay it back to my dad so i can still swipe the credit card for emergency purposes or instead of swiping the credit card in future, when he comes down to kl this saturday or sunday, my head will be swiped off! so its like i used the card first and i need to pay back the 'bank' for what i used. just hope he says i dont have to pay. ya right! dream on little fuck. i was a little drunk but am ok now. i drove back from kl to sunway and now am currently in subang, updating my blog and checking facebook for the msges ppl sent.

zouk was fun. saw this awesome chick. so cun. didnt talk to her. just watched from a distance. =( i seriously thinks she looks very familiar. shes either from kuching, or she blogs, or ive seen her somewhere out there, on facebook.

well, thats all for this post on how i spent my birthday. i hope i get a job asap. thats my only wish this year. its my wrong i have been lazing around since august 8th last year till now but i was at first promised a job in bintulu to work in the quarry and be 'quarry manager' but things didnt go on as planned and i was blamed for sitting around for so long. well, its ok. my life isnt as perfect. i get fucked sometimes for no particular reasons.

i would like to thank all that have wished me on my birthday. family and friends. for those who didnt, its ok. i dont accept belated wishes. you gotta wait till next year! and remember! its so easy to remember aight? 31.7.

take care people around the world who reads my blog. may it be cousins or family or friends or strangers. thanks for making my traffic flow raise! =)