Little Johnny

this is a story of a young 4 year old boy, named johnny.

since he's only 4, everyone calls him little johnny.
little johnny is the smartest kid for kids his age.
being so smart, his parents thought might as well send little johnny for kindergarten.
they sent him to the best. it was Lodge school.

Mrs Oh was little Johnny's form teacher. after getting to know the students, Mrs Oh wanted to teach them the alphabets.

so she goes, 'can anyone, anyone at all, give me something starting with the letter A?'

little Johnny raises his hands in joy very quickly.
'Little Johnny, why dont you tell the class, what starts with the letter A?', Mrs Oh asked.

Little Johnny stood up and said
'Asshole'

furiously, Mrs Oh said 'Little Johnny, if you say any bad words again, ill send you out as punishment. now sit down'.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter B?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands in joy.

Mrs Oh said 'Now little Johnny, remember, nothing bad.'

'Banana' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny. now sit down and can anyone give me something starting with the letter C?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands and said 'Cunt'.

Mrs Oh was very annoyed and said 'one last time little johnny. or ill kick you out of the class'

little johnny sat down.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter D?'

Little johnny, being the smartest in the class, raised his hands again.

Mrs Oh warned, 'now, little johnny, remember. anything bad from your mouth and ill kick you out'

'Dwarf' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny, but can you explain what a dwarf is?' asked Mrs Oh.

Little Johnny looked into Mrs Oh, placed his hands till his waist and said,

'Little Cunt This Short'


Little Johnny was sent home and was banned from any other kindergartens in the state!

now, a picture to show what a dwarf means...

i hope she doenst read this... =)