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OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....


after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...

i wonder

during chinese new year,
chinese people give out
angpao....

during christmas,
christians give out
colourful packets....
(presents la)

during hari raya,
malay people give out
green packets....

during deepavali,
indian people give out
purple packets?
with curry powder and rava thosai?

please,
stop....
wishing me Happy Deepavali....
i dont celebrate it! =_="

Happy Deepavali to macha and indian friends....

now wheres my indian angpao?

p/s : and you think i was racist? read the following link...

http://vmcpuchong.proboards57.com/index.cgi?board=nc&action=display&thread=29


now everybody knows where i stay... =S

non halal

This is strictly a Non- Halal post.

dont blame me for what you see might be disgusting to you.
but its yummy-licious to me!

NON- HALAL

can read what time LAST ORDER is?

char siew, siew yoke and another method of cooking.
staff meal today.
shuddup. i know its alot.
was honestly so hungry! dinner was at 9pm?
i loved char siew the most..

babi pizza

oven cheese baked babi

babi with sauce

wok fried babi

i think im going to turn into a bigger babi then the babi i already am....


sigh...
how to lose weight??

unable to think of a topic

food and happening pictures, from about a month ago.
i finally found a micro sd card reader!
but im lazy to type. just pictures.

damn lovely duck
but only available for dinner

location
gotta go between 6.30pm - 7.00pm.
any later, chances of getting the duck is quite low.
not recommended to go on a weekend.

on my way home from work one day,
somewhere near home
it wasnt a shop on fire
it was actually rubbish

see some evil, hear some evil, speak some evil

but,
i still smoke

they dont sell beer in the can here

*cough cough* staff *cough cough* meal
lamb with onion in black pepper sauce and mint sauce

tuna in basil dill cream sauce with rice and oven baked potato chips

seriously, if theres tesco near you,
go try these.
im so addicted to it.
and its rm4 only!
its made in the UK. not Malaysia.
quality obviously so much better

jowee is not for sale/ staff meal
she wanted to sleep but i woke her up.
hehehe

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

this post might be a little offensive but basically its for amusement purposes only!
girls dont get offended. if you're the small gas type, please do not read.

still reading? ok, here it goes.

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

girlfriend/fling
someone who is HUMAN.
someone who talks, eats, sleeps, shits, whine, bitch around when its her time of the month, mostly spend the men's money buying gucci purse, lv handbag, prada shades, burberry, chanel, fendi, armani, gucci, prada, dkny, ysl, kenneth cole, micheal kors tees, (wadever, i took it from fashionista - jimmy james) victoria secret bras and panties, jimmy choo shoes, chanel boots, burberry umbrella... erm, im kinda lost. but, you get my point.
someone to chill out with.
someone to lend a shoulder to cry on. i mean my shoulder for her to cry on.
someone to tell you whats right and wrong,
someone who says no means no and sometimes no means yes.
someone that says 'whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine' when you get married.
someone who is the 'factory manager' of my kids.
someone to pamper. ( -_- no time for pampering lo. go buy pampers la)
someone to sleep with and be kinky.
you dont have to tell her wheres the toilet to pee and poo.
she cant sleep the cage as 'punishment'.
you can kick her out of the house if shes a real pain in the arse and not think of her anymore
hmm.. what else? i really cant think of anything anymore. lol
no wonder i dont have a gf... =(

a bitch
you can go out the whole day and leave her at home, she'll still be home even after going out for the whole day
whatever you feed her, she eats. she doesnt tell you she wants dimsum for breakfast, sushi for lunch and bak kut teh for dinner.
a bitch doesnt need to shower everyday and spend 1hour in the bathroom showering, 1/2 hour to dry their hair, 1 hour to make up and 40mins to choose a simple dress.
she doesnt get jelous when you carry another bitch.
youll never get caught playing with another bitch.
when you bring the bitch out for a walk, she doesnt complain her make up's melting.
but,
you cant sleep with ur dog and be kinky. thats soooooo wrong!
once u have the bitch, u cant kick her outta the house. SHES STUCK WITH YOU.
only death can seperate us. or sending her to the vet and putting her to sleep. =(
she poos and pees everywhere.
ive got to say 'NO' a gazillion times a day and spank her ass but it still doesnt turn any of us on.
you cant leave her without food for a whole day.
she needs toys to keep her company when youre away.
she needs aloooootttt of attention when young and training too.
she has to sleep in the cage when im gone.


boy, keeping a bitch i guess is harder then having a gf at times. it sucks but its lovely when everytime i come home, shes soooo happy to see me and wags her tail in excitement.
its a painful lesson not go get a bitch sooo soon and ive learnt not to fall in love at first sight with a dog. yes, i do regret it sometimes when shes a pain in the arse but im happy because ive always wanted a dog. this bitch isnt what i REALLY wanted. i wanted a rotweiller but i cant keep a rotweiller in my condo.. so i had to settle with this bitch...................


nicole has cookie
gaga has peggy and miko
vicki has whisky
jilin has cino
dennis has chubby
macha has bow-wow
cheesie has cheedie

so i needed a mascot for my blog too....

Jonathan Wee has JOWEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
its pronounced joey btw.
cun wad the name... my first 'gf', so its gotta be named after me!

ok ok, pics of the bitch

shuddup. i noe she looks small.
but shes only 2months old!
borned 3-08-08
so the dog abit 38 one..

i hafta cut down on my food to feed her.

someone wanted to steal her back to kuching.
NO WAY!!!!!!!

aint she shooo cute???
its a australian silky terrier

thats all for now. i really cant find my micro sd card reader and i cant seem to buy it from hp shop, pc shop and even camera shop!
WTF??!!!

p/s : hope no females are offended and avoid me from now on. its just me being lame ok?

p/s : cousins, family members around the world, as much as i dont want my parents to know about this blog, i wont want them knowing about jowee too..... ill surprise them when they come down! =)

p/s : sorry for lack of updates. next update will be soon (when i find the mirco sd card reader or buy one somewhere) and its gona be on FOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! =)