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OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....


after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...