Monday, October 27, 2008

i wonder

during chinese new year,
chinese people give out
angpao....

during christmas,
christians give out
colourful packets....
(presents la)

during hari raya,
malay people give out
green packets....

during deepavali,
indian people give out
purple packets?
with curry powder and rava thosai?

please,
stop....
wishing me Happy Deepavali....
i dont celebrate it! =_="

Happy Deepavali to macha and indian friends....

now wheres my indian angpao?

p/s : and you think i was racist? read the following link...

http://vmcpuchong.proboards57.com/index.cgi?board=nc&action=display&thread=29


now everybody knows where i stay... =S

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

non halal

This is strictly a Non- Halal post.

dont blame me for what you see might be disgusting to you.
but its yummy-licious to me!



NON- HALAL

can read what time LAST ORDER is?

char siew, siew yoke and another method of cooking.
staff meal today.
shuddup. i know its alot.
was honestly so hungry! dinner was at 9pm?
i loved char siew the most..

babi pizza

oven cheese baked babi

babi with sauce

wok fried babi


i think im going to turn into a bigger babi then the babi i already am....


sigh...
how to lose weight??

Monday, October 13, 2008

unable to think of a topic

food and happening pictures, from about a month ago.
i finally found a micro sd card reader!
but im lazy to type. just pictures.


damn lovely duck
but only available for dinner

location
gotta go between 6.30pm - 7.00pm.
any later, chances of getting the duck is quite low.
not recommended to go on a weekend.

on my way home from work one day,
somewhere near home
it wasnt a shop on fire
it was actually rubbish

see some evil, hear some evil, speak some evil

but,
i still smoke

they dont sell beer in the can here

*cough cough* staff *cough cough* meal
lamb with onion in black pepper sauce and mint sauce

tuna in basil dill cream sauce with rice and oven baked potato chips

seriously, if theres tesco near you,
go try these.
im so addicted to it.
and its rm4 only!
its made in the UK. not Malaysia.
quality obviously so much better

jowee is not for sale/ staff meal
she wanted to sleep but i woke her up.
hehehe


Wednesday, October 8, 2008

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

this post might be a little offensive but basically its for amusement purposes only!
girls dont get offended. if you're the small gas type, please do not read.

still reading? ok, here it goes.

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

girlfriend/fling
someone who is HUMAN.
someone who talks, eats, sleeps, shits, whine, bitch around when its her time of the month, mostly spend the men's money buying gucci purse, lv handbag, prada shades, burberry, chanel, fendi, armani, gucci, prada, dkny, ysl, kenneth cole, micheal kors tees, (wadever, i took it from fashionista - jimmy james) victoria secret bras and panties, jimmy choo shoes, chanel boots, burberry umbrella... erm, im kinda lost. but, you get my point.
someone to chill out with.
someone to lend a shoulder to cry on. i mean my shoulder for her to cry on.
someone to tell you whats right and wrong,
someone who says no means no and sometimes no means yes.
someone that says 'whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine' when you get married.
someone who is the 'factory manager' of my kids.
someone to pamper. ( -_- no time for pampering lo. go buy pampers la)
someone to sleep with and be kinky.
you dont have to tell her wheres the toilet to pee and poo.
she cant sleep the cage as 'punishment'.
you can kick her out of the house if shes a real pain in the arse and not think of her anymore
hmm.. what else? i really cant think of anything anymore. lol
no wonder i dont have a gf... =(

a bitch
you can go out the whole day and leave her at home, she'll still be home even after going out for the whole day
whatever you feed her, she eats. she doesnt tell you she wants dimsum for breakfast, sushi for lunch and bak kut teh for dinner.
a bitch doesnt need to shower everyday and spend 1hour in the bathroom showering, 1/2 hour to dry their hair, 1 hour to make up and 40mins to choose a simple dress.
she doesnt get jelous when you carry another bitch.
youll never get caught playing with another bitch.
when you bring the bitch out for a walk, she doesnt complain her make up's melting.
but,
you cant sleep with ur dog and be kinky. thats soooooo wrong!
once u have the bitch, u cant kick her outta the house. SHES STUCK WITH YOU.
only death can seperate us. or sending her to the vet and putting her to sleep. =(
she poos and pees everywhere.
ive got to say 'NO' a gazillion times a day and spank her ass but it still doesnt turn any of us on.
you cant leave her without food for a whole day.
she needs toys to keep her company when youre away.
she needs aloooootttt of attention when young and training too.
she has to sleep in the cage when im gone.


boy, keeping a bitch i guess is harder then having a gf at times. it sucks but its lovely when everytime i come home, shes soooo happy to see me and wags her tail in excitement.
its a painful lesson not go get a bitch sooo soon and ive learnt not to fall in love at first sight with a dog. yes, i do regret it sometimes when shes a pain in the arse but im happy because ive always wanted a dog. this bitch isnt what i REALLY wanted. i wanted a rotweiller but i cant keep a rotweiller in my condo.. so i had to settle with this bitch...................


nicole has cookie
gaga has peggy and miko
vicki has whisky
jilin has cino
dennis has chubby
macha has bow-wow
cheesie has cheedie

so i needed a mascot for my blog too....

Jonathan Wee has JOWEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
its pronounced joey btw.
cun wad the name... my first 'gf', so its gotta be named after me!

ok ok, pics of the bitch
shuddup. i noe she looks small.
but shes only 2months old!
borned 3-08-08
so the dog abit 38 one..

i hafta cut down on my food to feed her.

someone wanted to steal her back to kuching.
NO WAY!!!!!!!

aint she shooo cute???
its a australian silky terrier

thats all for now. i really cant find my micro sd card reader and i cant seem to buy it from hp shop, pc shop and even camera shop!
WTF??!!!

p/s : hope no females are offended and avoid me from now on. its just me being lame ok?

p/s : cousins, family members around the world, as much as i dont want my parents to know about this blog, i wont want them knowing about jowee too..... ill surprise them when they come down! =)

p/s : sorry for lack of updates. next update will be soon (when i find the mirco sd card reader or buy one somewhere) and its gona be on FOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! =)

Thursday, October 2, 2008

don't worry

don't worry. im still working and living in my own condo and eating good food.
its just that i dont have the time lately to blog. =)
wait till i find my farkin card reader too then ill upload pics.

so don't worry. im still alive and kicking.
ISA officers celebrating Hari Raya. =)