jonathantheodorewee

high up down under

2009-03-03T01:32:00.002+08:00

will be away for 2 months. gone fishin in the land down under.

g'day mate. c ya later.

meanwhile, keep urself bz with :

http://prettygirl2u.com

http://www.gutteruncensored.com

http://www.chedet.cc

http://www.kennysai.blogspot.com

and the blogs i never read roll..

adios amigos.
hope i dont melt in the melbourne heat!

Malaysians......

2009-02-18T23:35:00.002+08:00

'hot' news/pictures of the country at the moment.
i label it, 'bastards who have nothing else better to do'.

pictures of Eli Wong, a 37 YEAR OLD woman whos sleeping pictures were posted over the internet.
no, i wont post the pictures but the link.

PLEASE LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKIN COMMENTS!!! last i checked at 11.40pm Wednesday 18-02 was a sicko 1242 comments!! how sick is this country?

my personal opinion?
1. why does she have to resign? it wasnt even nude, she wasnt fucking or been fucked! why didnt chua soi lek resign?
2. is it honestly from her heart that she wants to resign because shes ashamed? or was she fished over to BN?
3. why do malaysians go crazy over some pictures which prove nothing?
4. Malays generally arnt supposed to be touching, hugging, etc in public right? why havent they caught motorcyclists who bring their gfs? isnt the female hugging the guy in public? what she does with her hands around the waist, nobody knows right?
5. why is malaysia extremly hot these few weeks? im melting awayyyyyyy.......

go check :

http://thegutterpost.blogspot.com/2009/02/elizabeth-wong-nude-photos-causing.html

and why the fish did the gutter post those pics? thats sick.

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words... Im Speechless

2009-02-10T01:16:00.005+08:00

ive been sooooooooo..... bz...

my special go kart helmet
turtle head

vroom vroom
yes, i could fit in!
n yes i know it looks very funny. -_-

i've been drinking

with my friends

1st day cny drinking

cny drinking.
again.

how to be a whale with the help of tequila
lick the salt then finish the tequila in 1shot,

bite the lemon,
and wait for the effects.

5mins later,
jammed, lagging.

Priceless Picture Ahead
.
.
.
.
.

1hour later
with the help of Mr. Heineken and Ms. Tequila.

never mix alcohol. ever.
either stay to beer, or stay to hard liquor.
never EVER mix. it fucked me good.

no pictures of the whale.

a getaway trip from liquor the next day
2hours drive from kuching to sematan beach.
the disadvantages of using plastic to cover the baggage in a 4wheeler,
u gotta make sure the plastic wrapper is fully secured.

palm beach resort, sematan.
yes, its a bicycle. a standard bike and no,
i didnt break it.

i get to relex when i've got good defenders. =)

whats better then to relax by the beach and listen to the sounds of the wave,
and coming rain.

yeap. had a good time.

jowee =(
under the care of her new owner

lucky number 13

2009-01-30T02:30:00.002+08:00

1. came back to kuching 'suddenly' on 6th jan because uncle passed away.
2. packed 2/3 of things in kl back to kuching. hopefully for good.
3. sold off jowee.
4. got a new phone but stupidly brokethe screen 5days later, due to drinking.
5. have been drinking, almost non stop ever since i got back.
6. got new nicknames.
7. tried new activities - go karting and loving it!best time, 22secs. not bad for an overloaded load playing for the first time.
8. home's like a hotel. i only come back to sleep. going to end this monday, when parents come back.
9. slowly saying goodbye to my big wife, my 2nd love, my hilux.
10. wondering what my future's going to be. kuching? or somewhere else?
11. booked my tickets to melbourne. flying 9march. =) goodbye for good again?
12. thinking of quitting blogging, unless i start to make full use of my cracked n95.
13. GOING TO THE BEACHHHHHHHH FINALLY!!!!

Little Johnny goes to Zoo Negara

2009-01-06T01:20:00.013+08:00

first of all, sorry for the lack of updates. have been very very very lazy.

merry belated christmas and a happy new 2009 year to you all.

last monday, me and 2 other work colleagues went to the zoo. to waste money, exercise and practice photo taking. exercise meaning walking and no smoking. wtf. it was also because, we had nothing to do, and we're going our own separate ways. my last day's on the 15th of jan, their's is on the 31st of jan.

we had yong tau foo in ampang.. apperently one of the bestest yong tau foo in ampang.
loved the salted chicken the most.

deep fried wanton. didnt take any pictures of the other food. we were too hungry!

entrance to the zoo

giraffe

giraffes

old old elephant

the elephants drink beer and go shopping in 1 utama.

i THINK this is a kancil.
so small, so fragile, compared to an elephant like me.
that's why, dont buy a kancil.
its like an empty coke can!

white headed hornbill.
i think.

yellow headed hornbill.
i think.

1 of the african lions.
very very thin. they gave him 1/2kg of kfc only.
ekonomi malaysia tak baik.

or maybe these companies arn't doing well?

why do tiger logo-ed companies sponsor the tigers only?
will bluehyppo sponsor the hippos?
or disney support the rats/hamsters/mice?

not a very happy tiger.

male sumatran tiger trying to hump the female.
these 2 tigers were the fattest among the lot.
hsbc and maybank doing good?

big, bad, strong white rhino..

been supported by Tractors Malaysia
i thought they supposed to be supporting caterpillars research?

just look at the lips..

bored monkey or orang utan

my 2 colleagues.
left - mr pasta and mushroom soup
right - mr MVP (Most Valueble Player) . there isnt anything he doesnt know in the restaurant.
pizza, pasta, grill, he knows it all.

savannah walk which has nothing but rhinos, giraffes and dust.

flamingo college =)

wtf..

so much money but sponsor these little rats. it looks like a kangaroo.
but a super mini version of it.
not impressed with what they did with my money.
why didnt they support a polar bear or smtg?

even wild boars make it into the zoo.

white monkey

if only i could sponsor this animal. ;)

on the way home....

well, i felt very very very dissapointed with the malaysian zoo. its so bloody runned down, the animals look so skinny and there isnt much to see. ya, putting goats and buffalos adds to the number as well i guess. the difference between the singapore zoo and the malaysia zoo? its wayyyyyyyyyyyy better to not waste time and money in the malaysian zoo and head to the singapore zoo for a REAL zoo..

it was really a waste going to the zoo...

especially, on that same day, (29dec) in kuching, i missed something...

Hua & Jenelle's wedding!

my friends were all there....EXCEPT ME!! =(
updated : and pawnee

p/s: yeah i think this is a very ku wak cai picture too! all the heng tais at the back. =)

all the best, Hua & Jen!

Little Johnny

2008-12-20T15:52:00.003+08:00

this is a story of a young 4 year old boy, named johnny.

since he's only 4, everyone calls him little johnny.
little johnny is the smartest kid for kids his age.
being so smart, his parents thought might as well send little johnny for kindergarten.
they sent him to the best. it was Lodge school.

Mrs Oh was little Johnny's form teacher. after getting to know the students, Mrs Oh wanted to teach them the alphabets.

so she goes, 'can anyone, anyone at all, give me something starting with the letter A?'

little Johnny raises his hands in joy very quickly.
'Little Johnny, why dont you tell the class, what starts with the letter A?', Mrs Oh asked.

Little Johnny stood up and said
'Asshole'

furiously, Mrs Oh said 'Little Johnny, if you say any bad words again, ill send you out as punishment. now sit down'.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter B?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands in joy.

Mrs Oh said 'Now little Johnny, remember, nothing bad.'

'Banana' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny. now sit down and can anyone give me something starting with the letter C?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands and said 'Cunt'.

Mrs Oh was very annoyed and said 'one last time little johnny. or ill kick you out of the class'

little johnny sat down.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter D?'

Little johnny, being the smartest in the class, raised his hands again.

Mrs Oh warned, 'now, little johnny, remember. anything bad from your mouth and ill kick you out'

'Dwarf' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny, but can you explain what a dwarf is?' asked Mrs Oh.

Little Johnny looked into Mrs Oh, placed his hands till his waist and said,

'Little Cunt This Short'

Little Johnny was sent home and was banned from any other kindergartens in the state!

now, a picture to show what a dwarf means...

i hope she doenst read this... =)

finally..

2008-12-19T23:21:00.003+08:00

finally, after a month, im back,
infront of the comp...

ive been away for almost a month or so now.
i know i know.. u all missed me very very much. =)

life has been shitty. that's why i didnt want to update. have spent almost every night drinking and getting abit tipsy before i hit the bed at 4-5am in the morning. every. single. day. without. fail!
i wouldnt want to say why but just know that i wasnt happy and was very stressed. still am.

life must go on.

ive given my resignation letter and my last day would be on the 14th jan 09. so, if you'd wish to have some pizzas, better make it before that date.
im still job hunting and i havent found the most suitable one yet. there are many jobs out there, id agree. selling fire extinguishers, selling pharmacy goods, even selling cars. if i was very desperate, i could go and try my luck in getting a job there, but whats the point of working in something n someplace i dont like? might as well not waste my time and space on my resume, right? =)
ive made mistakes in the past. now, i wont work, just because im desperate and wont mind the salary. that's bull. salary is the most important factor. could you and would you survive on rm1100 a month only? what if ive got to pay for rental n transportation? rm1100, in kl? might as well work in mukah or taiping or some small town, right?
and how would you feel, when your boss tells you 'im actually paying u MORE that what you should get?'. even the dishwasher gets rm800 at least. why did i spend 4years and almost 100k for a bachelor degree? for 300 extra? geez....
i wont say that im the BEST worker but you need not teach me the basics to cooking, as ive spent 3years doing so? sigh.. well, i guess u all know why im so stressed out now. but that's not the only reason i want to resign. ill save it for another day. =)

they always said that drugs are not good. yet, i wanted to try and WAS hooked on it for awhile. i havent touched any drugs for almost a year now.

they always said that too much alcohol is not good. yet, id love to over drink and make myself so pissed drunk till i wont remember a thing.

they always said not to simply fall in love. yet, i did. but i didnt see any harm. love is blind. id still think of her although i know i can never be with her.

they always said to ALWAYS USE YOUR INDICATORS WHEN TURNING, i never listened. i learned my mistake. i use my safety belt and indicators always now.

'Eh, i tot u drove an unser?' might be your question. my answer is, 'this is my temprorary car. im only using it till end of this year. its not mine'.

i vowed to stop drinking till christmas eve when i open the wine i brought back from france. rose wine!

btw, today's my first sober night.. i hope it continues.. trying to stay away from beer due to financial reasons. its not that i love to drink but, i NEED to drink to be drunk to sleep. i dont know how im going to sleep later. :S

p/s : do NOT ask who the girl is. ill never tell... =)

hmm....

2008-11-20T02:13:00.004+08:00

OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

2008-11-06T23:39:00.003+08:00

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....

after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

2008-11-06T15:55:00.002+08:00

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...

i wonder

2008-10-27T01:52:00.003+08:00

during chinese new year,
chinese people give out
angpao....

during christmas,
christians give out
colourful packets....
(presents la)

during hari raya,
malay people give out
green packets....

during deepavali,
indian people give out
purple packets?
with curry powder and rava thosai?

please,
stop....
wishing me Happy Deepavali....
i dont celebrate it! =_="

Happy Deepavali to macha and indian friends....

now wheres my indian angpao?

p/s : and you think i was racist? read the following link...

http://vmcpuchong.proboards57.com/index.cgi?board=nc&action=display&thread=29

now everybody knows where i stay... =S

non halal

2008-10-22T01:19:00.004+08:00

This is strictly a Non- Halal post.

dont blame me for what you see might be disgusting to you.
but its yummy-licious to me!

NON- HALAL

can read what time LAST ORDER is?

char siew, siew yoke and another method of cooking.
staff meal today.
shuddup. i know its alot.
was honestly so hungry! dinner was at 9pm?
i loved char siew the most..

babi pizza

oven cheese baked babi

babi with sauce

wok fried babi

i think im going to turn into a bigger babi then the babi i already am....

sigh...
how to lose weight??

unable to think of a topic

2008-10-13T13:33:00.005+08:00

food and happening pictures, from about a month ago.
i finally found a micro sd card reader!
but im lazy to type. just pictures.

damn lovely duck
but only available for dinner

location
gotta go between 6.30pm - 7.00pm.
any later, chances of getting the duck is quite low.
not recommended to go on a weekend.

on my way home from work one day,
somewhere near home
it wasnt a shop on fire
it was actually rubbish

see some evil, hear some evil, speak some evil

but,
i still smoke

they dont sell beer in the can here

*cough cough* staff *cough cough* meal
lamb with onion in black pepper sauce and mint sauce

tuna in basil dill cream sauce with rice and oven baked potato chips

seriously, if theres tesco near you,
go try these.
im so addicted to it.
and its rm4 only!
its made in the UK. not Malaysia.
quality obviously so much better

jowee is not for sale/ staff meal
she wanted to sleep but i woke her up.
hehehe

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

2008-10-08T00:44:00.005+08:00

this post might be a little offensive but basically its for amusement purposes only!
girls dont get offended. if you're the small gas type, please do not read.

still reading? ok, here it goes.

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

girlfriend/fling
someone who is HUMAN.
someone who talks, eats, sleeps, shits, whine, bitch around when its her time of the month, mostly spend the men's money buying gucci purse, lv handbag, prada shades, burberry, chanel, fendi, armani, gucci, prada, dkny, ysl, kenneth cole, micheal kors tees, (wadever, i took it from fashionista - jimmy james) victoria secret bras and panties, jimmy choo shoes, chanel boots, burberry umbrella... erm, im kinda lost. but, you get my point.
someone to chill out with.
someone to lend a shoulder to cry on. i mean my shoulder for her to cry on.
someone to tell you whats right and wrong,
someone who says no means no and sometimes no means yes.
someone that says 'whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine' when you get married.
someone who is the 'factory manager' of my kids.
someone to pamper. ( -_- no time for pampering lo. go buy pampers la)
someone to sleep with and be kinky.
you dont have to tell her wheres the toilet to pee and poo.
she cant sleep the cage as 'punishment'.
you can kick her out of the house if shes a real pain in the arse and not think of her anymore
hmm.. what else? i really cant think of anything anymore. lol
no wonder i dont have a gf... =(

a bitch
you can go out the whole day and leave her at home, she'll still be home even after going out for the whole day
whatever you feed her, she eats. she doesnt tell you she wants dimsum for breakfast, sushi for lunch and bak kut teh for dinner.
a bitch doesnt need to shower everyday and spend 1hour in the bathroom showering, 1/2 hour to dry their hair, 1 hour to make up and 40mins to choose a simple dress.
she doesnt get jelous when you carry another bitch.
youll never get caught playing with another bitch.
when you bring the bitch out for a walk, she doesnt complain her make up's melting.
but,
you cant sleep with ur dog and be kinky. thats soooooo wrong!
once u have the bitch, u cant kick her outta the house. SHES STUCK WITH YOU.
only death can seperate us. or sending her to the vet and putting her to sleep. =(
she poos and pees everywhere.
ive got to say 'NO' a gazillion times a day and spank her ass but it still doesnt turn any of us on.
you cant leave her without food for a whole day.
she needs toys to keep her company when youre away.
she needs aloooootttt of attention when young and training too.
she has to sleep in the cage when im gone.

boy, keeping a bitch i guess is harder then having a gf at times. it sucks but its lovely when everytime i come home, shes soooo happy to see me and wags her tail in excitement.
its a painful lesson not go get a bitch sooo soon and ive learnt not to fall in love at first sight with a dog. yes, i do regret it sometimes when shes a pain in the arse but im happy because ive always wanted a dog. this bitch isnt what i REALLY wanted. i wanted a rotweiller but i cant keep a rotweiller in my condo.. so i had to settle with this bitch...................

nicole has cookie
gaga has peggy and miko
vicki has whisky
jilin has cino
dennis has chubby
macha has bow-wow
cheesie has cheedie

so i needed a mascot for my blog too....

Jonathan Wee has JOWEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
its pronounced joey btw.
cun wad the name... my first 'gf', so its gotta be named after me!

ok ok, pics of the bitch

shuddup. i noe she looks small.
but shes only 2months old!
borned 3-08-08
so the dog abit 38 one..

i hafta cut down on my food to feed her.

someone wanted to steal her back to kuching.
NO WAY!!!!!!!

aint she shooo cute???
its a australian silky terrier

thats all for now. i really cant find my micro sd card reader and i cant seem to buy it from hp shop, pc shop and even camera shop!
WTF??!!!

p/s : hope no females are offended and avoid me from now on. its just me being lame ok?

p/s : cousins, family members around the world, as much as i dont want my parents to know about this blog, i wont want them knowing about jowee too..... ill surprise them when they come down! =)

p/s : sorry for lack of updates. next update will be soon (when i find the mirco sd card reader or buy one somewhere) and its gona be on FOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! =)

don't worry

2008-10-02T17:04:00.002+08:00

don't worry. im still working and living in my own condo and eating good food.
its just that i dont have the time lately to blog. =)
wait till i find my farkin card reader too then ill upload pics.

so don't worry. im still alive and kicking.
ISA officers celebrating Hari Raya. =)

idiotic morons

2008-09-24T00:11:00.002+08:00

this is NOT an emo post. this is what i classify as 'SPEAKING MY MIND AND THE TRUTH'

there are a few groups of idiotic morons that i honestly hate.

1. morons who use their high-lights when they drive. you fucking blind ah? trust me, i'd prefer to drive infront of a car with H.I.D then an asshole who uses his high-lights!
2. morons who overtake from the left and right without using their indicators.
3. morons who think their grandfather build the roads and come out of the junction any fucking time.
4. morons who thinks they're the richest and therefore look down on every single one. mother fucker, what makes you think i dont have money?! i might even have more then you and your family ever have! so fucking be humble! can?! other people got money too! nabeh..
5. morons who have come in at 10.30pm when the whole restaurants closing! go mamak which opens 24hours lah! don't you know some restaurant closes at 10.30???
6. morons who try too hard to impress the girls AT THE WRONG TIME OF THE DAY. bringing your girlfriend to a restaurant at 10.30pm isnt cool. did you know that we could add extra ingredients into your dish, without you knowing it? you wouldnt want that to happen would you?! never piss a chef. never.
7. morons who come to malaysia, act cocky, a friend gets killed, then say malaysians are bad.

id only like to elaborate on moron no7. in todays papers, a 22yr old Chad student was 'the wrong colour and he died because of it in Wangsa Maju, says fellow AFRICANs'. this is based on my personal experience, and not what i read from the papers. we malaysians, should kill them more, then let them leave and this place would be more peaceful without them. honestly. i live in a condo infested with these donkeys and all MOST OF THEM do, is create trouble. and say we, owners, purposely pick on them. WTF?! would you dare say it in my face?

im not 100% racist person. my bro-in-law is an indian. i would honestly have to say, some indians, malays, ibans, bidayuhs, penan, thai, sing, indonesians, africans, whatever AND chinese are very well behaved and educated. some are just plain idiots.

an example. i came home one morning at 4am odviously due to alcohol, and some donkey fucks were still having a house party. i really mean, A HOUSE PARTY. like fucking noisy till i could hear them from the ground floor and they were on the 10th floor? how could i tolerate that shit? some of you would know my temper. some of you might not. if you do, thank heavens you know. if you dont, better not piss me. my face tells a million expressions.

i mean, im not saying ALL africans or chad or wadever are bad but, because of a group of idiotic bastards like you, you're all the same to me. its like, when you buy a tray of eggs from the supermarket. if you crack open a few eggs and they're rotten, wouldnt you think that ALL are rotten? unless you've got nothing in the world to do but crack and try every fucking egg. right?
im sure there are different races who hate the chinese too because of what some other idiotic chinese did to them. i dont blame you. i hate some chinese too, ok?

im not emo. its just, THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING?! and IF youre listed as any of the morons, do something about it. change mother fucker. change!

if i do not show up on msn or facebook or blog anymore,
ISA might have caught me.
i could be in my boxers sleeping on the floor with full blast aircon and eating shitty rice.
nabeh..

i have a dream..

2008-09-19T00:35:00.002+08:00

i have a dream.
a dream of owning a restaurant.
a restaurant in kuching.
a kuching restaurant that serves italian, western and char kuey teow.

char kuey teow will never be on my list actually.
a full fine dining restaurant will never happen,
because of the target market.
would you pay rm30+ for a plate of pasta?
or would you prefer to pay rm3 for a plate of pasta?
if you do find a plate of pasta for rm3, please let me know.
you see? thats the problem with most people. not all.
most people arnt willing to pay even rm15 for a plate of pasta.
but did you count the cost of the ingredients?
you think cooking pasta is simple and cheap?
it takes time and effort. even a simple turkey ham spaghetti cabonara isnt as easy as it sounds.
unless you cook it, petaling street style.

so, back to the dream.
with the sky as my limit for dreams, i dream of the restaurant, day in day out.
from the menu, to the layout of the restaurant and kitchen, to the color of the walls to the type of tables and chairs to the drinks to the alcohol to the equipment to the pricing and the target market and worst part of all, the budget.

i know some might say im foolish to think too much and some might say its good, but abit too early to dream and some say, GOOD JOB, THINK MORE AND MORE. well, honestly, i cant stop myself but think and think and think and when i sleep, i imagine myself, 4 or 5 years from today, owning one of the most talked restaurant for its REASONABLE price, GOOD food, FRIENDLY boss, and, 'wah, really worth it leh' conversations when they leave after they put on 1kg after leaving the restaurant.

current problems i face which needs more thinking and solutions.
food authorities - rats

location- location plays a very important role. i could serve the bestest food in kuching but located at 7 1/2 mile, who the fucks coming for pizza and pasta? right? i currently have a few places to look out for. (sorry, i guess only kuching peeps would know where its at). 2 1/2 mile near kfc, jalan song near everise or the food court nearby friendship park, smack right in the city centre near mojo or soho (then we can go paaarrrtttyyyy after work) or somewhere opposite hilton kuching's main door. there are reasons why i chose these specific places. simple - target market. would i prefer to cater for only kuching peeps? or would i like to slaughter the ang mos too? you get my point?

concept - would it be just plain semi-relaxed-cozy dining which has a wine bar or would it have draft beers ; kilkenny, heineken, tiger, carlsberg and hoegarrden too? and would diners have to eat then they could be seated, or could they come and chill and drink beer?

money - cost of renovation and etc cannot be revealed yet because, i cant give even the estimated amount due to the increased price of petrol which made every thing else increase except my salary. nabeh. but from my unpredictable estimations, its going to take up around rm400k, excluding rental or price of the shoplot. rm400k includes kitchen equipment, cutleries, crockery, lightings, paint, mirrors, sound system, food stock and etc.

i guess thats all i can say for now. till i have more brilliant full of dreams dream.

do drop by and ask me whatever you would want to ask.
i wont mind ideas to make me dream more dreams! =)

im a big big boy, in a big big world with some big big dweams!

luckiest grandson in kuching..

2008-09-16T23:51:00.005+08:00

he weights no more then 10kg.
his length is no more then 1metre long.
all he does is drink milk, play, try to talk, sleep, poo, piss, cry, drink milk, travel from mummy's house to grandma's house in his recaro car seats in the back seat.
he gets allll the love from his grandma and grandpa.
he keeps his grandma on her toes.
he makes his uncle jason play with him.
he gets attention by crying when he smells his mummy and daddy.
he's 2 and a half months old now. (started crying 1st july 08)
he gets so much attention when he goes to church.
everybody wants to see what a chindian baby looks like.
chindian babies in kuching are very very rare, you see?
HIS GRANDPARENTS LOVE HIM MORE THEN THEY LOVE THEIR OWN SON!!!
HOW COULD THAT BE???!!!!!!!
sigh....
i wish i was the baby.
i wish i could produce babies soon.
than again,
why the hell would i want babies when i dont even have a wife?
i dont want to be called UNCLE and DADDY so soon yet!
ahh..lets cut the crap..
He's Jay Vikneswaran
Production of Vikneswaran & Jacqueline. =)
Jay was supposed to be JOANNE
but, oops, wrong number.
maybe next time..

SO.....

this is the baby i was talking about.

smile...

and he smiles back.

disturb him and..

he might want to punch you.

be sweet and nice to him,

he might cuddle you.

smile with him again,

and he smiles back, AGAIN.

make funny faces,

and he makes them too!

scold him,

=(

feed him too much milk,

he plays with it.

LOOK AT ALL HIS TOYS!!!!

he wonders why there are only 6 dwarfs.

then he tries to think..

and,

decided toys were not important.
sleepings more important!
YAY I LIKE HIM! WE THINK ALIKE!! =)

he tries to sleep, but his paparazzi grandma and uncle jason keeps taking photos.

this is when he wants has enough beer and wants to sleep.

this is when he has NO BEER.

he thinks the green fox is a can of heineken.
i think THATS his beer.
=)

sobs

2008-09-15T01:36:00.005+08:00

with all the shit im going thru, i called mummy the other day.....
since i dont have a photo of me calling her, the next photo will tell u everything.
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taken during france trip

Me : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmyyyyyyy........ i want go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mum : Crazy boy you
Me : I can hear Jay cryingggg...he misses me tooooooooooo...let me go hooooooomeeeeee....
Jay : onnnggg ehhhhhhhhhh (you know, the way babies cry)

taken 2 july 2008. Jay, 1st morning in the world.

HEHE! i was just kidding. demands for pictures in the blog is getting higher and higher so i might as well put some photos..

and i was forced to put this following picture... =_=
no comments and no i dont need your comments..

peekaboo...i see you... =_="

now you happy? sigh.. no recent photos. sorry.

ladies still wanna take a ride in my car? =)

work related ORGASM!

2008-09-15T01:07:00.002+08:00

imagine, working and trying to be as fast as you can to make a pizza from the dough right up to serving the pizza, HOT, in the shortest time ever. it takes alot of training and time to get it right. perfectly cooked and brown pizza. no burns, perfectly 10inch ROUND. 3weeks of working and im getting there, closer n closer day by day.
worst of all, when there are 6pizzas waiting to be done, 2 in the oven and 3more new orders coming in. ur working ur ass off to keep up with the timing..10mins max is the time im 'given' to start from fresh pizza dough from the fridge to a pizza with toppings, which come in randomly from turkey ham special to smoked duck to seafood pizza to smoked salmon to pepperoni and back to turkey ham again. among the few pizzas i make daily. its tiring. honestly. my body aches from palms to biceps and triceps to lower back and feet!
when it all seems like a fucked up day with so many people wanting to eat pizza, its nice when someone comes in, asks whos the new pizza chef and compliments that the pizza she ate was nice. like duh, u gotta see who made it, OK?! =) but dear ma'am, thanks for the compliments but unfortunatly, you're not the first. i had a few compliments in the past few days. good job sTp.

its also best to know that, even when this is my first job, a freshee like me has got more brains then other uneducated little fucks. i need not elaborate more. its just plain work orgasm at the end of the day, i know ive spent rm100+k and the past 4years of higher education has came to good use.

and when people compliment the chef who made the pizza. thanking you.

stp wants to go bald. ok? can la... can or not?

Call me Theodore, the Penistologist

2008-09-12T16:41:00.002+08:00

working makes me crazy.
so i had to make myself happy.
a random conversation with a friend in singapore while on break.
i make people happy. =)

Jeffrey - contented says:
wat time u nid to go back to work?

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
6pm start work

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
in 45mins i need go shower n make up edi

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
make up ur ti ti ha.. must make it pang pang just in case of emergency right?

Jeffrey - contented says:
rmbr to trim also..

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
haha y wan trim

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
me not angmo leh...bushy then got shiok mah

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
the hair tickle the tip of the mei mei

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
trim make ur ti ti looks more HUMONGOUS

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
its edi big enuff so no need make it humongous! later girls faint b4 i even enter, how?

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
true true..

Jeffrey - contented says:
must make it more stylo milo ma

Jeffrey - contented says:
imagine ur ti ti got crew cut..

Jeffrey - contented says:
steady pong pi pi man

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler when u crew cut, it makes 'it' look very tame

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
let it grow wild, reflects on the 'thing' as well...

Jeffrey - contented says:
means when "it" is not erected u cut short hair

Jeffrey - contented says:
but when "it" is erected must wear wig la?!

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler...its lik a hummer u noe...

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
u dont hafta pop the hood to noe its a big powerful engine..by looking at the size of the car ud already noe it at least has a v8 4litre 12cylinder twin turbo or sum shit lik dat

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
wah.. pro sial..

Jeffrey - contented says:
not onli a chef but a penistologist..

Jeffrey - contented says:
lol

=)

i made 21 pizza orders yesterday. (thursday) 16 alone during the night! in 2hours. the day before (wednesday) made 18 pizzas. 14 at night.
pizza orders were back-to-back.
one order goes out, 2 in the baking process, 2 more orders come in.
its not much but for a person who just started work 2weeks ago, thats fucking alot!
it drives me nuts. plus, aircon isnt an aircon. more like just air.
working infront of the oven set at 280-300 degrees,
i just feel like im in the sauna for 8hours a day.
honestly, im quite enjoying work. its just the backache which is killing me softly.

i hope to blog about pizzas soon.
the process of making the dough and making the pizza with different toppings and methods.
but wait till i aint so busy and i get a camera. heh.. =)

je suis dying!

2008-09-07T16:51:00.002+08:00

ive been working since 26th aug.
ive been making italian pizzas, garlic bread, and more pizzas.
ive been working from 11am-3pm and 6pm-11pm, 6days a week.
my off day is every monday.
i am really exhausted.
someone take me to the beach for 1month?
streamyx has been installed and is working
but, im still stuck on how to install the bloody wireless router!
knnccb.
will update when possible.
recipes on how to make your own pizza and bread?
and maybe your own burger patties
or pasta.
see my mood how lah.

my prayers

2008-08-25T23:20:00.001+08:00

i hope anwar ibrahim wins in pematang pauh election.
ill be working when he gets voted in as MP of the place.
ill cook him pizza.

weekly update?

2008-08-23T00:38:00.002+08:00

my itchy ass has resulted in alot of regrets.
am starting work on tuesday so i figured i go trim my hair covering my skull. little bro down there never needs trimming. =)
turned out i got some fugly looking hair and do not ask for a photo. youll never get it. just imagine stp in fugly hair.actually its not very fugly but i think its fugly cos i didnt get it from my normal hair stylist which cost me rm30 a hair cut. am thinking of going bald. soon. got to check with the boss if its ok with him because i wont want to offend anyone before i start work.
but i got a nice hair wash n massage and the total came up to a cheap ass rm25 only. ill definatly go back, for a hair wash. even tho my hair is so short, i dont need much shampoo but the massage is song-ness.

what have i been doing lately? nothing. lazing around. watching numb3rs. waiting for mr telekom to come over to fix the telephone line and then wait for mr streamyx to come. dont know when they will. lazy bastards..

work going to start on tuesday. sigh.. im happy and sad im going to start work. happy i wont be nagged and sad im going to be married to my job. =( no more cybercafe, no more yummy dinners with frens, no more going to mass on saturday (yay!!) unless its a off day but its so unlikely to happen, dont know la. i just know ill be leading a very boring life.

havent started work, and im already planning for leave. hehe. planning to go back in december for a friends wedding. not sure if i can go, but if i do, ill most probably be going kch-pontianak-kch then back to working. how many days? 1week? =)

oh, these 2days, ive been doing 'community service' in my condo. hanging around poolside, making sure monkeys dont make noise, etc, bla bla bla. im trying to 'contribute' as much as i can since im so free. =)

sigh.. someone please give me a wake up call at 9.30am on tuesday morning? work starts at 11am but needa be a PUNCTUAL person and be there by 10.30am? wadever. ;)

ok, im going back to sleep now. its late. gotta get used to sleeping early and waking up early too.

and thanks to mat salleh taufiq who came back from london for a short break bringing me a nice shirt. its abit too small but dat mamat said its for me to lose weight so i can fit in the shirt. wtf. anyways nice seeing you again fucker. you lost alot of weight. but you handsome ah now. haha.

bloody fool

2008-08-17T02:51:00.005+08:00

dude, my name is jonathan THEODORE wee.
not jonathan TIDUR wee.
or jonathan DEODORANT wee.
its JONATHAN THEODORE WEE!
mcb lu
seriously
mcb lu
paul juseng @ polo cai @ lakia

:: Paul :: says:
ur name like jonathan deodorant wee

:: Paul :: says:
HAHAHA

:: Paul :: says:
imagine the girl make love wif u

s[T]p says:
.....

:: Paul :: says:
n shout DEOOOO DEOOO DEOOODOOORANNTT~~~~ehhh

s[T]p says:
next time i don wan chat wif u edi

:: Paul :: says:
ahhh ahhh deo deo...put some on my armpit deodorant~~!!!

s[T]p says:
puki

:: Paul :: says:
no matter how u still deodorant la

s[T]p says:
..........

:: Paul :: says:
but i give some respect i still call u theodorant

:: Paul :: says:
sound better le

:: Paul :: says:
OR~~~

:: Paul :: says:
THE DEODORANT

s[T]p says:
......

:: Paul :: says:
after mandi i put some deodorant then i cometalk wif u

:: Paul :: says:
ok

:: Paul :: says:
brb

how annoying can your friend be? this one just provoked me.
niamah
how could i not want to kill you...

unusual saturday

2008-08-16T22:49:00.003+08:00

this morning, i woke up at 9.20am to get ready for the 'election' of new JMB (Joint Management Body) in my condo because stated time that it started was 10am. but, being malaysians, 10am went on to 10.30am or later. wasnt tracking the time because was 3/4 sleeping.

so, it finally started about 11am till 12.30 or so. in the 'meeting', only 53 eligible voters were there. eligible meaning the owners have paid the assessment rates, maintainence fees n etc till june or july 08. so, daddy being a good pay master, i was there and eligable for voting. the unit isnt under my name because, 1, im not working and 2, he bought the place so, definatly his name will be there. no? so picked 14ppl from the total amount of 'eligable' voters to be the new JMB. JMB's tasks i THINK are basically to be the voices of the residents in the condo and voice out any complaints, etc. amongs the complaints were the africans who honestly spoilt the area. i say so, because, 1, they dont have the access cards of their own, which means any tom, dick, or harry could claim they are residents of the block but do not have the access cards. and these people are seriously like pest. they party till 4 or 5am in the morning with loud voices, jumping down from the 12th floor, stabbing cases, prostitution, break ins, swimming with clothes in the swimming pool, etc. well, you know. the annoying little fucks that live in your area. uneducated little fucks. tho they 'claim' they study in Lim Kok Wing college, you see little kids the age of between 6-10yrs old loitering around the area day and night.

i hope the management gets rid of these rats. im not being racist towards any religion, culture or skin colour. my brother in law is an indian so how racist could i get?!
and there were no guards from 1aug till today, as i speak. other issues such as finance n etc doesnt really bother me because im honestly quite satisfied. only problems i face are the african or wherever they come from 'students' and the guards.

after everything was so called 'settled', i went home to sleep. zzz. tired wei. so i slept till 4 or 5pm then went to church for mass.

yeah im a good catholic. =) and mass was as usual. except, i overheard some kid today which made me rofl n lmao n cant stop thinking of what he said. i was sitting outside you see. 'outstanding' christian. hehe. hes a little kid, mayb around 3 or 4yrs of age, running around n asking questions n etc. what made this kid special is that, he sort of told him mum, 'mummy, i know why we must come to church. we come to church to pray then Jesus let us party'. OMFG!
how cute could that be?! his mummy was laughing and the indian dude sitting on the other side also went doink! and his face was honestly WTF! haha. i couldnt stop laughing and thinking of what he said. if honestly we go to church then Jesus lets us party, i will go to church everyday then at night, i can go party and be wild because i went to church? haha.

went for bak kut teh after mass with brother then headed home to have a few beer then decided to come out. so here i am, again, in the cyber cafe, in subang. -_-

Anyone?

2008-08-15T21:30:00.002+08:00

spent rm160 to please myself for a few days.
i felt like i was in mojo, kuching. =(

this is why...

there isnt much space left in the fridge. its icy cold beer! =)
and you can see orange juice, milk, butter, nutella, peanut butter, kaya, milkmaid, and cold water at the bottom.. if mummy or daddy sees this, im sooooo dead.

Tattoo

2008-08-14T03:25:00.003+08:00

actually this is just a short post. i found the ultimate tattoo that i want to get for my whole back! fucking awesome-ness man! picture isnt the exact one i want but roughly this is what i want! shiokness sial.

minus the flags and the extreme colours, make the devil a little bigger and badder, a bigger sword, bigger wings for the angel and devil, best in the world. nothing more i wish for, except, a barcode tattoo on the upper back with birthdate. and of course, money. rm3000?

hi

2008-08-13T21:55:00.002+08:00

so sorry i havent been updating for 2weeks!i was very busy. a busy bee. didnt do anything since my birthday except, playing dota, spending money, finding jobs and sleeping. and being driver n now, a nanny. a nanny to a 18yr old 'BABY'. niamah. anyways, i've found a job. its not the best of jobs but at least, a stepping stone for me into the industry. its a italian restauarant and sTp here's gonna be a pizza and pastry chef. oh my. what havoc i will create. havent been in the kitchen working for almost 2years now. hope i dont cut my fingers off. starting date? 26august. yeah happy birthday sis! this is the first year ur celebrating it as a mummy.

back to the job. oh. theres nothing much i can say about the place. its small, its an italian restaurant, split shifts, alot to learn, safety shoes, black slacks, hot chef uniform, low pay, but a new thing for me in my life. my bday wish did come true after all. =)

hmm.. babysitting. i cant wake up at 5pm, sleep at 7am, eat once a day, go out alone, do things alone, privacy 0%. =_=. i miss kuching. mum and dad just went back to kuching. thats one of the reasons i havent been updating. heh. excuses. i want to see baby jay. apperently he has grown! and put on weight! 2kg or 2lbs. not sure. mum said his 'suit' is so tight now. especially around the ass part. hmm..something growing down there. =)

ok. i have nothing to say now. i forgot what i wanted to say. lol. but. this video, isnt about my girlfriend nor is she my friend with special benifits. shes just a friend. a sister to my best fren from kl. cathleen chow, IF u ever come across this blog, i just want to say, a HAPPY BIRTHDAY to YOU, Down Under! seems like ur enjoying the kangaroos and koala bears. i miss you all. your bro, both ur sis, the babies, ur bro in law, ur cousins. sigh...your whole family. but its really nice to see that someone has made this video for you on ur 21st birthday. hope u have a great one in sydney. hope to see you all soon someday. happy birthday once again!

so, thats all folks. till i get more time someday before i work or when i have money to install streamyx!

p.s. i seriously regret the previous post. i was tipsy high and decided to blog. bad idea. wont happen again!

Dear Diary

2008-08-01T04:40:00.002+08:00

p.s : i am a little tipsy right now and would like to apologize for the long post. hope you read it all.

dear diary,
23years ago, on 31st july 1985 at 3.15pm, a giant was born into the world. the giant is no other then, ME. 23 years have passed, i have gone thru good and bad times like everyone else has.
let me sort of 're-cap' what i have done in the past 23 years.

got educated in lodge kindy, st joseph kuching primary and secondary, spent 4years on a bachelor's degree in hotel management from taylor's college kl, with a degree from university of toulouse, france. well, that's education. at least i have a degree.

recently been to paris, toulouse and foix in france, went down under a few times in the recent years. travelled by car from toowoomba to brisbane to sydney to melbourne which took 3long days in the summer heat, wore a t-shirt and shorts in winter in australia and france. almost froze my balls off while in foix because it was extremly cold. i taught i was superman but 0degrees is no joke. been to wellington back in 89'. cant remember much. seen pretty beaches in malaysia, namely perhentian kecil, redang, and tioman. i think. been to jb, penang, ipoh, melaka, terengganu, etc. basically travelled to most states in semenanjung malaysia.

meet new friends from college life, goods and bads. some quite smart to know that i always go back to kuching with the aeroplane while some question why i always use the plane and not the bus. had alot of fun while in college, again, goods and bads. tried drugs. extacy, weed, 5cai but never took ice or k or anything else. it was fun, but i didnt continue with that lifestyle because i know whats good and whats bad. =) have consumed alot of alcohol. both beer and hard liqour like chivas, black label, dewar's, etc. still would crawl back to kuching for a crate of heineken instead of hard liqour. im a beer boy.

have got myself into fights back in high school and in college life. love it to the max while in form 3 where it was a street fight and i broke that buggers nose. never regret what ive done and would love to have a rematch if he wants a piece of me again!

have always been overweight since borned and dont give a F about what other people say. tried losing weight for many many many many years but always end up gaining more then i previously was. so screwed it, and live life to the max.

started driving the unser even before i had licence, ended up driving the volvo 240 after i got a licence and am thankful im not driving it anymore. upgraded to a toyota hilux 4years ago for my so called 'xmas present' and am still driving it. 4years and have only clocked 27000km in 4years! reason because i was hardly around in kuching. have been driving the unser again while in kl.

turned into a 'man' on my 18th bday when i got laid, have been getting laid since. had my first kiss last year. never gone into a real relationship, have been always single but. nvm. =)

so, this year, i really wanted so badly to celebrate my birthday in kuching but was shipped back to kl for some reasons. so, i actually wasnt looking forward to celebrating my birthday because, how the hell am i supposed to celebrate when i dont have any money?! i came out at 11pm on the 30th of july to countdown my birthday, in a cc, playing dota. how sad. and im not a pro. still very noob. spent time infront of the pc playing till i received sms-es from friends wishing me a happy 23rd birthday and a few phone calls and msges on facebook. am very happy they remembered. didnt expect some to know it was my birthday but thanks to facebook. i love facebook reminders very very much. but at least, its the taught that counts!

stayed up playing dota till 5am and was repeatedly raped in dota but it was at least something to remember. had breakfast with a friend till 6am, got home and couldnt sleep so started playing spider solitaire till 8am when the sms started coming in again. replied a few, ignored some. went on till 1pm when my body and mind and everything was just too tired and i slept till 5pm. got up, ate durians and bread because i was lazy to go out and watched astro till 9pm when i got a little hungry. again. decided to go have yong tau fu but ended up eating packed chicken rice because, while on the way out, www.yapthomas.com called and wanted to celebrate my birthday. so last minute. but am thankful. thanks thomas and nadia. you people made my birthday a little more meaningful. =)

so, after packing the chicken rice, headed home to change and make up and then picked thomas and nadia up. reached zouk, kl at 11.30pm and partied till 3am. opened a bottle of black label with CREDIT CARD because the drinks were abit too little. collected half the amount from the people i was with and i will have to fork out the other half. rm330! but i only need to pay smtg lik 180. i have to pay it back to my dad so i can still swipe the credit card for emergency purposes or instead of swiping the credit card in future, when he comes down to kl this saturday or sunday, my head will be swiped off! so its like i used the card first and i need to pay back the 'bank' for what i used. just hope he says i dont have to pay. ya right! dream on little fuck. i was a little drunk but am ok now. i drove back from kl to sunway and now am currently in subang, updating my blog and checking facebook for the msges ppl sent.

zouk was fun. saw this awesome chick. so cun. didnt talk to her. just watched from a distance. =( i seriously thinks she looks very familiar. shes either from kuching, or she blogs, or ive seen her somewhere out there, on facebook.

well, thats all for this post on how i spent my birthday. i hope i get a job asap. thats my only wish this year. its my wrong i have been lazing around since august 8th last year till now but i was at first promised a job in bintulu to work in the quarry and be 'quarry manager' but things didnt go on as planned and i was blamed for sitting around for so long. well, its ok. my life isnt as perfect. i get fucked sometimes for no particular reasons.

i would like to thank all that have wished me on my birthday. family and friends. for those who didnt, its ok. i dont accept belated wishes. you gotta wait till next year! and remember! its so easy to remember aight? 31.7.

take care people around the world who reads my blog. may it be cousins or family or friends or strangers. thanks for making my traffic flow raise! =)

This Weekend

2008-07-27T02:18:00.003+08:00

birthday is days away. no plans for a birthday bash on the day itself due to financial setbacks. its been a happy day these 2days.(fri&sat). finally fulfilled my 'dreams' of going to zouk, and a live concert.
zouk. friday.
honestly, my FIRST time in zouk, and i was in the main room. didnt go to velvet underground to listen to house, trance, etc because, no reasons. yapthomas.com was d host. =) thanks tom, for bringing me on my FIRST time to zouk. main room is nice. aircon was cold. wasnt bloody packed but alcohol was expensive. guess thats the price you pay for having a cold cold aircon huh?

live concert. saturday
went to see daughtry live at 1utama. it drizzled. had malaysian artists, sum daniel malaysian idol guy, some local djs spinning the turntable, and of cos, daughtry. concert was nice, except for the malaysian idol guy. he really sucks. wont want to comment anymore. daughtry, so so la the music. wasnt a big fan and still not a fan of daughtry. i prefer tiesto, david guetta, bennasi, etc. nothing much to say. am in subang, stopped here for awhile just to update. am very tired. am heading home to sleep now.

goodnight sweetheart.

No Title

2008-07-24T20:14:00.003+08:00

i havent been doing updates because, 1, im lazy. 2, i dont have an internet connection. dont think ill get it too because the cost of having the internet will be too high. so, no updates. unless i go a friends place and use the internet.
hows me nowadays? well, havent done anything. was supposed to go for a job interview but i decided not to go, because, its too fucking far!like, right behind klcc? impiana hotel & spa. i hate traffic jams n waking up 3hrs before work, just to beat the jam. that's madness. i will be going to meet up with a friend in these few days, to look at my possible new working place. i dont know what to expect, but i expect ill like the place and eventually get a job there. im a little desperate right now.
parents are on my arse every single day pushing me to get a job asap. sigh. its not as easy as it looks like. if only they understood! i guess they wont.
last saturday, was in love with channel V's Love Parade 2008, which broadcasted LIVE! it was a rave party at the streets of Germany. 1.2million audiances! how i wished i was there. the music was superb. david guetta, i can only remember. watched it from midnight till 5am. was basically glued to the tv. sad thing i dont have any home theatre sound systems and a crade of beer or else, i might have woke the whole neighbours up. the whole block and the surrounding blocks. lol. not living in a house in kl but a condo. no money to buy a house in kl and whats the point? i dont cut the grass, i dont have a dog, i have 1 car, i hate cleaning up the house. a small 850sf condo is actually a little too big for me too. =) any CHICKS wanna move in with me?
so, i wont be updating much or doing much or going any nice places to blog about. its basically, sleeping at 4am, waking up at noon or 1pm, have lunch, read the papers, and if im not lazy, ill come to subang to use the internet or not, ill go back and sleep till 6pm when im hungry, have dinner, then sit infront of the tv till im tired which is usually around 3 or 4 am. heh =)
i hope i get a job close to home, acceptable salary for a freshee like me, able to save money for a few things i want to get.1, a mont blanc starwalker watch(RM7k), change my loyal motorola v3i and lg shine to something better, money to buy myself some presents for xmas, and of course, a trip or two, to bali and krabi. bali's sort of confirmed by Mr. Organizer but its still far away. april. so i cant confirm with him. yet. hmm.. i have alot of things that i want but, i dont know. ill have to earn my own money to get them now.
i dont expect anything for my birthday cos i cant afford anything. unless some anonymous person decides to give me rm1000 for my bday. that should be enough for a few bottles of black label or chivas or something in euphoria, coco banana, or bar celona. going down to kl city will be madness! traffic jams everywhere, thanks to stupid govt who thinks everyone wants to riot together with anwar ibrahim. zzz...
ok, thats all for today. i hope there are a few smiling faces out there. my so called 'loyal' visitors. lol. big shoutout to you peeps. you make my count go higher all the time. =) take care family and friends around the world. i wish i was in kuching for my birthday. =(

Nowadays......

2008-07-16T00:05:00.002+08:00

flight from kuching was at 6.50pm on friday, 11th july. prime minister was in the airport so it was a grand farewell for me! =) not like i LIKE him or the sight of him but, police were there, i walked on red carpet going to boarding gate. was on MAS airlines and boy its much nicer then airasia. completely! but, i hate the steward on the flight because, arn't we suppose to have a choice of what we would like to eat on the plane? offered on the flight was fish pasta or chicken with rice. that bloody bastard just placed the fish pasta on my tray WITHOUT asking me. i looked at him and said 'arn't we given a choice of what we want to eat?!' so he changed it and i was a little happier. not like the food was great but, at least better then fish pasta!

got home on a taxi, was lucky to have a nice indian taxi driver which was also a anti BN person. it was fun talking to him. got home, unpacked stuff from luggage, was really craving for beer. headed to 7eleven to buy 2 big bottles of beer, almost died at the counter because it was rm14.60 per bottle! felt so cheated. anyways, went to bed a little happy.

havent been doing much in kl. paid off bills, hunting for job online and through newspaper. am a little desperate to find a job. not looking for anything in particular but anything from kitchen commis to sales related to the hotel/food industry. wanting to get a myvi asap because interest rate is going up from 3.88% to 4.XX%. bloody buggers might even make it 5%!

wont be doing drinking these few days. daddy's coming over for transit before heading off to thailand (i think) for golf. will be busy looking for jobs and hopefully some company will be intersted in ME for a job. and the minimum pay im looking at is RM1600 take home. i dont ask for too much but that's what i need to survive every month. excluding alcohol, rental, petrol!

that's all ive got to post about. nothing interesting in this post today. just to keep people updated on what im doing. =) hope you peeps don't mind! its my blog anyways! =)

take cares kuching peeps
i hope to be home soon!
bday's next week and oh how i wish i was in kuching to celebrate.
as ill know ill sure be drunk.
now, its all just a dream......

It's A Sad Sad Day.

2008-07-11T12:27:00.002+08:00

Please watch this video. =(

bye for now, kuching.
ill miss you very much.

Gangster is 'em

2008-07-11T01:46:00.002+08:00

Someone Said :

Tattoo means Gangster (cant be bodyart fan meh)
Car with Dark Tint is Gangster (no money buy v-kool mah)
Use H.I.D also Gangster (road leading to house is very dark and dangerous leh)
Big Exhaust Is Gangster (someone who has a tuned engine cannot meh?)
Dye Hair also Gangster (fashion bah)
Long Hair also Gangster (no money cut hair mah)
BOTAK also Gangster (bald on top cannot har)
Smoke Cigg also Gangster (wtf)
Natural LOUD voice also Gangster (then how?dont talk?)
Pierce Ear also Gangster (sucker for pain cannot meh?)
Put Woofer n ENJOY music in car also Gangster (personal interest leh)
Big Chrome Rims, Lowered & Modified car also Gangster (makes the car look pretty mah)
Wear Big Gold Necklace, Bangle & Ring also Gangster (grandfather owns goldsmith also wrong?)
Got Scar on body also Gangster (accident in kitchen cannot issit?)
Excessive usage of the 'F' word also Gangster (smelly mouth)
Drink ALCOHOL also Gangster (no comments)
Speeding also sometimes Gangster (tuned engine mah)
DOUBLE PARKING considered Gangster (in a hurry cannot meh)
Don't Use Seat Belt also Gangster (too fat mah)
Have Supper with Buddies at 1am also Gangster (hungry leh)
Keep Long Fingernail also Gangster (dig gold lah tai lou)
Lepak Kopitiam drink Beer also Gangster (budget, ekonomi merosot mah)
Got 'Mata Stim' also possible Gangster (u pay for laser surgery?)
Slept in class during High School also Gangster (watch football at night leh)
Got Rotan before also Gangster (st joseph kuching principal is an ass mah)
Know A Lot of people also Gangster (then stay home drink mummy's milk everyday?)

PUKIMAK....
then who not gangster??

what else huh?

Facebook's All About Me

2008-07-10T22:56:00.008+08:00

i, am, super, duper, bored.

The Basics

Hair Color : Black
Eye Color : Brown
Height : 183cm
Lefty or Righty : Righty
Number of piercings : 5
Tattoo : waiting
Profession : professional bummer, Bachelor's Degree In Hospitality Management
Relationship Status : single
Religious Views : The Roman Catholic Church

My Favorites

Favorite Color : black, blue, red, silver, white, GOLD
Favorite Car : nissan murano, toyota alphard, toyota hilux, subaru imprezza, nissan skyline, perodua myvi
Favorite Movie : Prison Break, Heroes, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs
Favorite Hobby : Sleep
Favorite Songs : techno, trance, house, anything loud and full of bass
Favorite Book : 12 Years Of Hell In A Bangkok Prison - Warren Fellows
Favorite School Subject : none
Favorite Vacation Destination : An Island, the beach, the sun, naked YOUNG girls.
Favorite Food : Non-Halal
Favorite Restaurant : alot leh. Ah Sang Bak Kut Teh, Loong Foong DUCK. All in kl.
Favorite Animal : any dog, except a chi hua hua
Favorite Alcohol : Heineken Beer, Chivas Regal, J. Walker Black Label
Favorite Scents : Hugo Boss Energize, Mont Blanc Starwalker, Armani Black Code, RL Black
Favorite Day of The Week : anyday that i don't have to work and involves alcohol
Favorite Outfit : Boxers

Random Questions

Big Mac or Whooper : Ramly Burger
Coffee or Tea : Coffee!
Apple Juice or O.J : BJ!
Windows or Mac : Windows
Boxers or Briefs : Boxers. i feel more free
Summer or Winter : Winter
Rain or Shine : Snow
Salty or Sweet : Sweet
Plane or Boat : Plane, First or Business Class PLEASE!
House or Apartment : HUGE ASS APARTMENT

Yes, No, Erm, Ahh Questions

Have any children : No
Smoke : Yes
Drink : Yes
Swear : Yes
Exercise : *shakes head left right left right left right left right*
Play an instrument : No
Ice Skate : NEVER EVER
Swim : Yes
Stolen anything? : Erm..
Been Drunk Before Noon? : No
Fantasized about a Co-worker? : Ahh..
Cheated on a test? : Yes
Had a One Night Stand? : Ahh..
Littered : Yes
Been Arrested : No

Other

Describe myself in ONE word : ROUND
Biggest Fear : No money
Biggest Mistake : Didn't save enough money
Proudest Accomplishment : nothing to be proud of a degree nowadays. its like spm already
Dream Job : not having to work, sleep at 5am till 4pm, waking up, having 30k to spend a day, go drinking booze every night. 365days a year. ahh...what a dream.
Special Talents : SLEEP
Famous Person I want to meet? : why meet someone famous when im a nobody? so i be famous too? thanks. ill prefer to chill out and enjoy my beer.
Place to visit before i die? : a nude beach with ONLY chickS and me my age running around naked.

No more questions.
if you have a question, do post it in my comment and ill answer you there. heh.

let me teach you some english. flowery english.
Fucking tired : Fired
Fucking lazy : Flazy
Fucking crazy : Frazy
Fucking boring : Foring
Fucking lame : Flame
Fucking hot : Fot
Fucking expensive : Fexpensive
Fucking fat : s[T]p oh i just committed suicide.
Fucking cold : Fold
Fucking funny : Funny la. what else you want?

ok, thats all for today. till i think of more flowery english that comes through my mind.

toodles.
im Fired and Foring and Flazy to write more.
=)

Busy Bee

2008-07-07T20:47:00.003+08:00

it's been 6days since my last post. havent been updating because i have been a busy bee. have been traveling up and down to the market, cooking up a storm for sis, taking care of the new born prince, being driver, sigh. what a busy week. all's settled down a little now, after baby's grandparents came back from a 3week honeymoon from brisbane-sydney-melbourne-brisbane last night. the real chef of the house has came back.

i have nothing much to say. baby doesnt do much but sleep, pee, poo, cry, swallow milk, sleep, pee, poo, cry again. what do you expect? he's 7days old today. grandpa bought him a stroller all the way from melbourne and never bought ME anything, except, 2cartons of ciggs. =( cheap mah. rm50 only per carton!that's like rm5 per box! saves me money ok?for 20days? =)

last saturday, had dinner somewhere nearby RH plaza. it was a farewell dinner for Mr. Egg and his Penang friend. (p.s, im sick of taufu edi.u still want ma poh taufu?:S) no pictures of the night. remember? im a budget blogger? camera on me LG Shine kinda sucks. i don't know why i got it in the first place too. it looked stunning from the pictures, 1 year ago ok? sigh. birthday's coming soon. get a new hp? celebrate it in a club, drink till i dont remember how many fingers i have? have a good dinner? hmm.. or like last year, play DOTA? how lame. and no one remembered my birthday last year, except a handful of people.

Everyone's heading down to kuching for the Rainforest World Music Festival is this friday. guess where ill be?
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I'm Leaving, On a Jet Plane, Don't Know WHEN I'll Be Back Again!
=( =( =( =( =( =( =( =(
where am i going?

back to second home.
back to freedom.
back to having late nights without people calling and fussing me to go home.
back to sleeping at 6am and waking up at 4pm.
back to going out till 5am, leaving home at 7pm.
back to driving a petrol car.
back to being broke.
back to eating indomie on a daily basis.
back to eating outside food. no more mummy's cooking.
back to PROPER clubbing.
back to drinking hard liqour.

but,
ill miss kolo mee
ill miss cha kueh
ill miss laksa
ill miss kuching friends
ill miss waking up at 6.45am to send bros to school
ill miss cracking my head, thinking of what to buy for lunch and dinner for myself and bros
ill miss beer
ill miss cheap beer
ill miss cheap hard liquor
ill miss lepak-ing at SEGi canteen
ill miss lepak-ing at petanak car wash
ill miss bbqs
ill miss picnics on a sunday
ill miss driving around in a diesel car
ill miss speaking hokkien
ill miss the short car rides around town
ill miss someone doing the laundry
ill miss my walking bank
ill miss toying with the baby king
ill miss kuching
seriously i will.

finally, pictures of the 1week old milk drinking, poo pooing, pee peeing, cry crying baby.

little king in his zoo train

shy? dont la. uncle give u present!

oops. abit too big for you.

tiny little hands

ok lah. dont want disturb you.

if i do not update again anytime soon, do not be pissed or frustrated. i wont have an internet connection!wait till i go get streamyx or something.

take care
thank you for your support
you wont receive any money

A Happy Day 01.07.08

2008-07-02T20:37:00.009+08:00

30days before my birthday, (am hinting, you know?)
on 1st July 2008,
it was a all joyful day.

My morning started off with a friend's new boutique been officially opened. a clothes boutique for girls of course! girls, do head down to the shop and have a peek and BUY SOMETHING. support la. or guys, surprise your girlfriend with some clothes or accessories. or even an evening wear. its located at RH plaza, behind 'Nail Me Good' and 'Green Gallery'. Same row with EON Bank and next to 101 Taiwan food. Find a staircase with RED walls and walk up. You'll see the shop after some exercise. =)

no pictures of the interior because, i, am a budget blogger. i dont have a camera. i brought my lumix for a swim a few months back. ill keep the interior layout a surprise. its very nice. its a little incomplete. the big RED wall lacks something. something about 42" wide and flat, a playstation3, and a ikea rocking chair. and cold beer. =)

Wink Gallery's Signboard.
You'll see 2 female models there.
steal one of the models for me please?
It's Red, so you won't miss it.
Do call the fashion consultant for consultation on fashion.
Don't call and try bringing her out on a date.
Mr. Toyota isn't very far. ;)

fwa-wors

Thank You!

Later in the evening, i got a surprise call which woke me up from my noon nap!

this little thing was born at 6.22pm, 01.07.08 at Kuching General Hospital

a chindian male, 2.7kg, 47cm long

1 hairy little monster

seriously look how hairy he is!

the next morning
he was yawning ok?!
i didnt steal his milk!

Baby Jay Viknes

i asked 'you want smoke some weed?'
he smiled
i asked 'you want drink BEER?'
he yelled 'HELL YEAH'

hell no i aint bringing you for some beer.
because of you, i, i, i,
I BECAME AN UNCLE!!!
why you. you. you,
hairy little monster,
my first nephew!
ask your daddy play guns and cars with you or teach you football
uncle's too old for this shit.

Dinner in KFC

2008-06-29T20:43:00.003+08:00

just had dinner in KFC Rock Road and am very very pissed and disappointed. i fucking am!

KFC's newest menu, the 'Chicken Chop with Colonel's Gravy' is a fucking disgrace to the word GRAVY! you fucking retards, do you know the consistency of a GRAVY? it aint so watery you know? i can make better gravy then you fucktards. it looked and TASTED like 10liters of INSTANT chicken stock, a few corn, green beans and diced carrots and maybe only 10 grams of thickening agent (flour, cornstarch, reduction, butter, just to name a few ways)!

you call THAT gravy?
my 15year old brother has THICKER gravy!

my whole point is,
the 'Colonel's Gravy' is a total reject from my point of view. Mr Colonel, you can take your sauce and shove it up where the sun dont shine. because it does look like it on a bad tummy day!

am so fucking disgusted.
i will never recommend anyone to waste rm12.95 (ala carte) on a plate of no good shit.
i make better sauces than what i just had.
i know there are better chefs out there who might come across this post.
no hard feelings to the other chefs but screw the cooks who smartly invented the 'colonel's gravy' but forgotten to remember what consistency the gravy must be.
fuck you.

Penang & Ipoh Trip Sept 07

2008-06-29T04:08:00.013+08:00

since we went down to melaka and jb, we wanted to go up, to penang and ipoh. so up we went. it was a 3days 2 nights thingy. didnt get to see many things or eat alot of food on this trip, but at least we made some people happy. those sakais who never been there. who the sakais? cant say ler. they chop my didi off later. =) so, we got ready, as usual, planned everything from accomodation to how much to prepare to spend to what to eat and what to see. this trip was the cheapest i think. everyone chipped in around rm200 only. inclusive of petrol, tolls, food, entertainment and etc. accommodation was free. a friend had a free stay in some apartment along batu ferringghi. (i think thats how you spell it). main attraction was penang char kueh teow. wtf. drive so far to eat char kueh teow. it took us 5 long hours from kl to penang, because, i drove at cruising speed of 80km/h. drive so fast for what? no appointment with St. Peter also. i wont write too much because someone said my previous post on drunkards is very very very very boring. screw you boy. i was drunk talking ok? ;)

pictures dont show much of the places we went. because, no idea. we is lazy peoples? =)

happily cruising on the highway to penang.
drove slowly
because it rained
reaching ipoh town.
then after the bend infront,
knnccb..traffic jam
we were stuck for almost an hour
all because, some drunk bitumen lorry driver was drunk.
i think.
so, since traffic wasnt moving,
relaxing on the highway.
when again can someone be sitting on the side of the highway?
finally we reached the apartment. 2 units, 4 rooms
girls took 3 rooms. i shared 1 room but not 1 bed.
we could have broke the legs of the bed.

dinner along gurney drive

i hate malaysian weather.
everytime i eat good food, i sweat.
gurney drive hawker stalls.
i think. i really forget names of places.
this one confirm gurney drive. the beach was behind us.
so near yet so far. =( didnt go baking in the sun this trip.
they never saw round bulbs and said bubbles looked cute.
-_-
went back to apartment after an hour wasted there
ipoh mali birthday girl
no comments
all them girls
went to sleep after that. exhausted like fcuk.
next morning breakfast.
char kueh teow.
no pics. we were too hungry, we finished everything
before we could remember to take a picture.
in the 'train' or smtg going up penang hill
LG Shine Advert which was rejected.
i dont know why.
doesnt the phone look small?

railway tracks to heaven
top of penang hill
some view
another view with the bridge
group photo 1.
shortest to tallest. =)
another group photo.
sorry botak.
this picture nice what!
at least a picture of char kueh teow.
after penang hill, going to some chinese temple.
again, i dont remember the name.
the temple's compound
another one
i label this '7 cups of tea, 1 cup of coffee'
btw, im single alright?
i dont have a girlfriend.
i dont see the point of having another woman who nags! =)
i still want to enjoy my single-days before i get married.
this is when the camerawoman asks you to smile, but you love to 'sayang'
her and make her pissed, than you laugh!
girls. always trying to be cute.
at another temple.
ya, we were in penang.
the 7 cups of fat tea.
especially the one in white. ;P
dinner time.
seafood galore.
see the female gorilla's face.
100% candid!
when she's stuffed with seafood
drove back to apartment, went to sleep after shower.
next morning breakfast. packed our bags, heading to ipoh
you know you're near ipoh when you see mountains and quarrys.
was so boring in ipoh,
we went to some sacred mountain. nice mountain with nice view.
a place where the old and young folks go for exercise
inside the mountain, or cave?
cut through the mountain, come to see nice boring pond
girls just love taking pictures.
went back to ipoh mali birthday girl's place for shower then,
IPOH CHICKEN RICE!!
meatball soup came first with rice
couldnt wait anymore but snatch the chicken and taugeh.
went back to sleep
next morning breakfast
dont remember what this is called
kueh teow soup i guess
with NO spare parts.
i dont touch spare parts.

fat woman always lost. =)
dont kill me ok ampang mali?
i know you miss the way we 'sayang' you.
=)

that's all for the penang & ipoh trip. i really have ran out of holidays.
sorry for the less frequent updates. i guess i should get my camera working and go snip and snap everything i do. :s that doesnt seem to be me. je suis ah-lazy!

take cares. thanks for visiting. please leave comments PLEASE!!
so at least i know who reads my blog.
toodles~

oh, a friend said that i 'sound like a rich bitch who sits in starbucks and blog and have nothing else better to do'. all because i use 'toodles'
geez. is toodles ment for poosies? i like the word 'toodles' so ill use as much 'toodles' as i want!
par punde! u know who you are! =)

Drunkards

2008-06-25T01:21:00.003+08:00

This post has been strictly rated for kids above the age of 21. a little 'flowery' words and influence of alcohol. dont say 'tak nak'. say 'nak lagi, nak lagi!!'

this post is going to be a very boring one. reason? no pictures. its all words. so suck on it. =) im sure almost everyone has drank alcohol. some drink beer, some drink whisky, some drink wine, it doesnt matter what you drink, as long as it contains alcohol and you have some personal favorite, youll drink it again and again. me, my favorites are beer and chivas or black label. or other labels, such as green, blue, gold label but, i consume black label or chivas more. thats in kl when beer is expensive.
in kuching, i love drinking beer. why? its so cheap compared to kl. cant compare to langkawi or labuan but its cheap. how cheap? coffee shop sells 3cans for rm12 or 13. pubs sell 1 jug (4cans) from rm25 to rm35. cheap right? no? its ok. i find it cheap. =) i mean, affordable! 1crade of beer costs around 160-190, depending on WHO pays the bill. we, pay rm160. i think. dont remember clearly but its cheap because its a pub? a bottle of chivas is around rm190. compared to clubs in kl, its like 2times the price but, the atmosphere is totally different aight? buying from the supplier would cost around rm90 for a crade of heineken. kuching beer drinkers i dont know why, prefer heineken. i love heineken too.
so, drinking beer could be done anytime. seriously anytime. ive heard of a friend who drinks beer for breakfast. some go for happy hours, which is before 6pm and gets drunk. go home and sleep, wake up at 9pm and continue again. why?are kuching people really good drinkers? or is there nothing else better to do but drink? gee.. ill get to my point.
what will people do when they are drunk, as in pissed drunk?
1, sleep
2, eat
3, go get laid
4, dance all night long, till the pub closes
5, make new friends and maybe get a free fuck
6, be happy with the company of friends till leaving for home
7, pick fights
that is all that i can think of at the moment.

what will you think, of a person, who gets so drunk, drives like a snake, cant walk straight and talks extremely slow, but still talks alot. talk what? drunk talking.
feel like killing him right? well, if you kill him, you wont be able to have updates on this blog again. ;)
that's me when im high on alcohol.

have heard of crazy things like driving to damai beach, which is about 45mins away, at 4am, drink more beer on the beach, than drive home at 7am. i thought that was crazy.

well, ive got this friend, who is crazier. he gives CRAZY a new definition. how?well, let me story first. a group of friends were drinking, then he said 'why not we organize a trip to redang or bali or krabi or some island for some holiday. WITHOUT girlfriends' so, i got excited. not because of the WITHOUT girlfriend thing. im single you see? but, i love the beach?and i want to go to krabi or bali or some kick ass island for sunbathing. than the conversation got a little intense. the person who suggested, suddenly challenged 2 other friends to go with him to kl ON THAT VERY DAY. the other 2 friends, not wanting to lose face, agreed. stupidly. thinking that he was drunk and drunk talking.
so, phones started calling MAS and AirAsia at 3 in the morning, trying to book tickets to kl for the 6.20am flight. the first flight out from kuching to kl. at first, the calls couldnt get through because it was 3am in the morning? people who work need to sleep? and we, drunkards are either jobless little fucks or been forced to come out and drink and didnt expect it to drag till 3am. since the ticketing officers were not working, the drunkard was dared to go to the airport to directly buy the ticket. so off we went. when we reached there, 1 person started to chicken out but didnt dare say it out. ;) and was squeezing his balls and kept reaaalllly quiet. he was speechless. (p.s : are you bored yet?i have been writing soooo long) so it carried on and on and on till finally someone in the MAS ticketing office answered the call. bookings were made for 3 people. 1 was still squeezing his balls while the other one, finally realized the drunkard wasnt playing around.
finally, someone lost his face and said he couldnt go becaus he had a meeting and had to wake up at 7am. the other person, had nothing to say and didnt really want to go, but was forced to. so the working person left. drunkard said 'now i know what a bullshitter you are'. so end of story for working man. he was sent home by me. as i was about to reach home, crushed balls person called and asked for a favor, a favor to fetch him and the drunkard to the airport, ASAP. WTF? seriously the drunkard wasnt playing around and wanted to go. the other person was being steady steady pom pee pee. friendship. you know? 'brotherhood'. so i sent them to the airport and whilst waiting for the airport ticketing counter to open, they stared at each other and said 'do you think were crazy?i seriously think were crazy'.
well, dude, no turning back man. actually there was, he could have just switched off his handphones and went to sleep and saved rm2000 at least. but he didnt want to lose face and was dragged along. geez. dont want to lose face but its ok to lose money? dude, give me la. im planning to have a farewell party and a birthday party soon. seperate occasions. 2 different places. kuching, and kl.
my whole point of this post is, when you're drunk, dont challenge another drunkard. this is crazy ass shit. especially when everyone's wallet has minimum 2k cash in hand. doing silly things when you're drunk could end up regretting very wrong. to rub it in, i called them to say, in november, fly airasia from kuching - bali - kuching, total cost for airtickets RETURN was only rm360. sounds like another beach holiday coming up. =)

thats all. its messy i know. im in a mess now. drunk talking?maybe =)

France, Je T'aime

2008-06-20T20:17:00.020+08:00

currently playing : norah jones. don't ask why.

finally i have decided to post about the france trip. its a school trip you see? if it wasnt because of the college, i dont think i would have ever stepped to france. it was supposed to be a study trip but ask me, and ill say, its a gimmick for us to spend more money on the college. 20k plus for 1 year of bachelor degree's studies ok? and that didnt include daily expenses, cigarettes, alcohol, etc. 20k for 2 semesters in '1 year'. minus holidays, term break, etc, 7 months plus. oh, france trip was included in tuition fees. they had their way of making it seem like studies were sooo expensive. but that's the price to pay for a well known french bachelor's degree i suppose. french, ok? not some malaysian degree only well known in malaysia. university of toulouse aight? never heard of it? well, you only know swinburne, lim kok wing, segi college, kdu, etc, right? =) my course was in taylor's college school of hospitality and tourism management. 4 years of my life went to studies. good? yeah. at least ive got a degree but not a job. =/

so, france study trip was included in the degree course. was supposed to be 14days but we got cheated and ended up only 11days away from malaysia. itinerary was given months before the date of departure, 7th March 2007. the group was too big, around 140+- hotelier and tourism students. so the group was split up for departure dates. 1st group left on 6th march DIRECT TO PARIS whilst we, the remaining ones, left on 7th march at 10am to heathrow, london than eurostar train under the english channel direct to paris. it sucked because the hours spent traveling was stupid. 1 full day to get from kl-london-paris. but it was a good experience, chance to listen to some british, see the london eye, go through buckingham palace, a little sightseeing before we got to waterloo station. a good friend bought some fried rice from chinatown in london which cost 12POUNDS per dish. thats RM84 plus? for a plate of fried rice. it wasnt the price that counted. it was the thought! thanks so much bitch. i miss you. =(

weather in london was awesome! my balls shrank half its size due to the coldness. it was beginning of winter when we went. freaking colder than the coldest nights in melboure or toowoomba or wellington and it wasnt snowing yet! geez i want to play snow! =( so, eurostar from london to paris was about 8hours i think. best thing to do was sleep. seats were NOT comfortable. we didnt know there was a restaurant and lounge further towards the front. we were placed at the back. right at the back. only thing we saw were, seats, seats, more seats and a toilet. everyone was drooling over the fried rice from chinatown in the train. no, i didnt share. =) fucking kiam siap right?no. was ordered to only share amongs close friends. hi bye friends could only smell. sorry bitches. life sucks to be yours at that moment. to cut the story short, we reached paris even more tired because of the seats that really sucked. slept, next day, tour around paris! ill let you see pictures. its more fun that way. ill not forget to story along the way too. =)
oh, we spent 1 full day in paris, 2days in toulouse and 6days in foix and paris for another day before leaving france. paris is beautiful. worth going back again but, ill take a free and easy trip for at least 4days. imagine walking about 30-40km a day. or maybe more. not fun! boeing's headquaters is in toulouse. just incase you never heard of the place. foix is heaven. the weather there is perfect! there was one night, i swear the temperature was around 2degrees! everyone was sleeping, i had a 'smoke'. =) my balls froze to 1/3 of its size. its a small quiet town with lots of land and hills but no pretty girls. its something like new zealand. grass, hills, sheep. you know?

p.s : ive got almost 2611 pictures worth 1.75GB from 12cameras (i have deleted alot of unrelated pictures) so the pictures are either very mixed up or i didnt post most up. its total madness to post all pictures. blogspot only gives 1gb of memory for pictures! and pictures are very very very very mixed up. will give details of the pictures and there isnt much pictures of the scenery. =)

klia morning of departure.

arrived london and was waiting for another friends luggage which never arrived.
she was only paid back USD$ 1000.
her make up in the bag costs more than that!
she was on major shopping spree in paris.

prove that i was in london heathrow airport.

in waterloo train station with my bestest best friend in kl.
he's the sweet thing that bought us fried rice from chinatown.
he continued his degree in thames valley uni.
his name is adrain. as in a-drain. =)
cheers mate!

another picture in waterloo

in the eurostar going to paris.

a view of 'new paris' from hilltop. i think it was a church.
i didnt take this photo. i stole it from a friend.
this part of paris had skyscrapers.
buildings around 'old paris'. this side of town, buildings were only 5 stories high!
reason : so eiffel tower could be seen from far and make it look as if it was very high.
eiffel tower is less than 200meters?

some construction was going on hence the stupid crane in the back.
but, picture perfect ei?
this was taken in the morning.

trying to be cute attempt 743896. failed

walk along champs elyses.
expensive brands to be found everywhere.
couldnt find F.O.S

LV Headquarters

the trees were dying. it was winter yo.

i dont know the name of the THING behind. i mean i know, but i forgotten

more dead dying trees

oh?the french must have paid a bomb to keep this part green during winter.

at some park going to musee du louvre

france is full of these things. out of a sudden, there is something like this.
nice at first, got a little annoying later.
musee du louvre

mine bigger ok?

another church
notre dame church. huge church.
another different church

fruits.
very expensive if it was compared euro to RM .
1euro was RM4.59 when i went.

a little french for you.
whole advert thing is about
'smokers, respect the non-smokers'
saw this while having breakfast.used as table mat.

a group photo of us
somewhere in paris.
i told you i forget names!
its a museum
recaro seats ok?!
leaving paris to toulouse.

see my not generous face letting her TRY my dinner?
10euros ok! beer was cheaper than water.
i lied. i was desperate for alcohol.

we stayed in some hotel opposite the aerospace thingy in toulouse.
i think it was 36euros per night for a room.
budget motel but better than any rumah tumpangan found in malaysia.

breakfast in toulouse opposite capitolium

introducing, the 3 armani shades

group photo at capitolium

...

the 3 armanis with david.
david has no armani
everybody loves david.
david is a nice guy we know from college.
no one bullies david.
we kill em bitches who bully david.
i hope david doesnt find out about this blog.=)

infront of villages hotel
more like a motel. famous among lorry drivers.
a place to get laid.
no, get rest.

foix campus auditorium
its pronounced 'fwah' not fox u ding dong

WHERE'S MY BAK KUT TEH????

our chalet in foix.
i miss this place!

group photo after lunch in foix campus.

was busy concentration doing something when i found this few days after we got back to malaysia.

i want see some teteks!
some castle in foix.

walking down from campus to supermarket.
every single day in foix.

another view.

dont you just want to go up there and play?

some statue in foix town.

some building in foix again
on the way back to the chalet in foix

this is the best i could get to char siew!!!!!
bbq pork! i miss!!!!
name of restaurant is hippopotamus.
just like me. =)
roar!
this is chicken kebab. bloooooodddddyyyy nice!
couldnt get enough of it. malaysian kebab suck hardtime compared to these.

5euro only leh!! so cheap even after conversion.
thats like a total plate of whoop ass kebab and french fries ok???

some random fat french kid.
s.t.p in the making. =)

3 lost scottish men in paris.
scottish men wear kilts.
these men wore kilts but
forgot to wear their briefs or boxers!
i didnt see those hairy balls.
someone else did and told me. =)

omg. i could seriously die from uploading all those pictures man. i started on thursday night, and now its sunday night. 4 nights for 1 post??well, i was happily doing this post than i received a phone call at 2.30am and i RUSHED out. wtf. got home at 4.30am, slept. friday, sleep after sending brothers to school. afternoon, did some things. night, caught a movie. the bank job. quite interesting. beginning was dead boring. satuday sleeping day. went to church, went out. this morning, (sunday) woke up at 8am to go picnic. got home at 6pm. its 11.30pm now. what a life.

thats all. i need to restart my comp because i left it on for soooooo long. it could overheat and burn soon.

till i find something else to post about.ive sort of ran out of holidays to post about. =(

Melaka, Muar, J.B Trip Dec 06

2008-06-20T00:20:00.018+08:00

im lazy to type.

im very lazy to type today. ill be a little nice, ill write something as 'intro'. never been to melaka or jb before, so decided to go during christmas holidays of 2006 before going home to kuching. it was more of a eating trip than sight seeing the places. ok. that should do it.

on the way. on a highway.

turn left

crosswinds warning

hello?ya, arrived already.

walking
sweating

walking
sweating
walking
sweating
sitting.drinking.
eating a little
eating a little more
exercise a little after eating.
sweat again
take picture
take group picture. so hot. melting.
famous church
candid picture but i like.
men who start fires than be the first to the rescue.
group photo again.
pirates at straits of melaka

i forgot the name of the building.
nice old building. left untouched for 100years?
i slept during geography classes ok?
inside the nice old building. someone stole the roof.
scenic view
i honestly dont remember any structures name in any of the pictures.
just see lah.
museum i think.
another picture
jonker street night market
i also want buy earrings ok?
extreme hotness.
i melted 30grams!
firstly, buy this gum baloon thingy and blow it till its big
find a random victim and splat it on the face.
ice cream also no use.
they still had energy to play mahjong
i went to sleep
good morning.
drove to muar
coffeeshop in muar, johor
lunch time
or was it tea time?
heaven sent otak-otak.
muar is a fishing village
group photo before heading to johor bahru
danga bay. place for cheap phaktho
relaxing
wasting money
breakfast the next day
i forgot the name
tea time
daytona time after dinner
being childish time
good night
next morning
dim sum
stole someone's baby
father, son, mother.
early dinner time
67
could see singapore's industrial area
food
more food
christmas season
window shopping
felt hungry again
steamboat bbq
bbq prawns
full tank
almost exploded
family potrait
massage theropy for blue black
good night
next morning drive 5hours back to kl
this is 'iew cha kueh rojak'
only found in jb

total spent : RM200 - RM300 per person
days spent : 4days 3nights

france trip coming up soon.
very lazy nowadays.
not enough sleep.
watch old dvds.
grumpy old man.

bye.

Damai Beach, Kuching

2008-06-17T18:45:00.007+08:00

ok, i know someone's smiling because her pictures are going to be posted in this blog, and my traffic flow will increase dramatically? =) Ms Owner, you know who you are. =)

why are all my current posts about holidays, training, etc, of the past? and it was soooo long ago? well, i created this blog, for me to share the pictures, bring back memories, and am doing it because i am bored. so that explains my boring blog. =) you dont like it?you could always leave, and never come back again. am not worried at all. at all. honestly. am doing it because its MY blog, and its free? =)

sometimes, there are things i would like to express but i just cant find the perfect words. till i find the word, you'll have to wait. just like me.

so back to the title. it was during may 06 when i was back in kuching for a study break. i dont remember the occasion. maybe it was just a get away, bake in the sun, have fun random holiday. =) how random. damai beach has the 'nicest' beach in kuching area and it has always been the perfect, ideal getaway from the busy city life in kuching since generations ago. the colour of the sea isnt as pretty as those compared to redang, perhentian, or beaches in kk but, at least we have some place to bake! i like been baked. damai beach is a little like Port Dickson. muddy coloured sea. so boring. no naked ladies too. =(
so we got there in 2 or 3 cars. couldnt remember. bad memory. checked in to the chalet, headed straight to the swimming pool than beach than ill let the pictures do the talking. im lost with words. someone is distracting me.i cant think. his name is edwin wong. now you happy, mr wong? im sure your so happy there, in singapore! =)

my friends. they try to make me thin. =/

round 1
winner: sTp and nick
round 2
winner : sTp n mr gi

round 3 never came. the result would have been the same.
you need strong foundation to win. =)

my 'gf' didnt arrive till later in the evening.
so i wasnt qualified to join this picture but be the cameraman instead. =(

had dinner in buntal (seafood village)
my 'gf' is the one in black! =P
myself, nicky yeo, l.j.w
long hair. not good?
=( i feel i look smaller
my owner and yvonne

ken and my owner.
=)

at the beach side, together with a man's best friend.

ms coke, mr chivas, ms jasmine
perfect friendship! ;)

mummy said drink more water.
ok mum.
picture to prove it.

my sleeping partner.
i was supposed to be the 'girl'
i know im meaty!

PRICELESS PHOTO!
look at their faces!
randall doing the japanese carp mouth, just like the stain on his chest.
nick's priceless look face! =)

;)

day 2
we went over to damai lagoon to play the kayak.
such a bad day
i will never forget.
never do it again too!

group photo 1.
damai lagoon swimming pool.

kayak. =(

getting ready. putting on life jackets.

group photo 2.
the life jacket looks so big on them.
i looked like i stole a little kid's life jacket. =(

ms timun and mr pumba
or is it the other way round?

ms julie and mr kenneth

pictures they took back for ME!
get it? =(
damai lagoon from sea
we went back to damai beach after that.

going back to damai beach's beach from the swimming pool.

sun baked!
perfect!=)
me nipples sleeps. gao gi's nipples too.
that's why he used the shirt to cover his nipples. =P

lastly, nice sunset picture taken by nicky

total spent : 200+- i think. i dont remember how much i spend on holidays. its supposed to be a holiday so why bother about the money? =)

that's all for now.
till i find some other holiday to blog about.
france seems to be too long!
i need more time. =)

take care.
au revoir~
bon nuit~

Genting Highland

2008-06-16T21:42:00.016+08:00

i am sure everyone knows genting highlands. if you dont, its the mountain with the casino and theme park and cool weather. you see, malaysia is hot. i hate the heat, unless im sun bathing. so, if im not sunbathing on the beach, i need a real coooool place. i can never live without the aircon to sleep, while driving or sitting in the living room, watching astro. genting has always been a place to chill out at night for me ever since i had a car in kl. petrol was rm1.92 a liter back then so it was still considered quite affordable to drive 45mins up the mountain to sit in starbucks for 10mins, sit infront of Highlands hotel for about an hour than drive down again. yes, i know. it's lame. but, when u live in a concrete jungle and is fed up with artificial cool air, I get bored and need to go 'back to nature'. ya right! so, it has always been driving up, spend an hour or two, than drive down again. it got bored. so, i decided to go up there and spend a few nights. so that is what we did.
it was a very last minute planning so it was abit messy. but so what? forgotten to take something? buy la or if its really really important, drive down and up again. its only about 45mins up or down. the drive up to genting is not too bad, if the car is not over-loaded with fat asses or clothes, etc. its best if one drives a twin turbo or super charger or a dohc vtec or type r or 4a-20valve up. but stock kancils and 100cc motorbikes have made their way up and down. i, i drive a 1.8 vvt - i car. a very very terrible - idiotic car. =) not really idiotic when i dont have to pay for loan or all those crap right? its a mini-van. i call it, the love box. why? because, i can bring up to 7 people in the car and all sit comfortably.

i was carrying 3 elephants in the car at this time

V.I.P. No?

VIP la. its heavily tinted because, i hate the heat whilst driving.
saying that i drive a old man's car?
well, at least i dont have to squeeze in public transport or use the cab right?
and it brings me from A to C to H and back to A.
now doesnt life suck when you don't have a car? ;)

So, genting. there's nothing interesting there, besides the cool weather, the casino and the theme park. food is over priced, oh, well, you know. we spent 3days 2nights there in sept 06. celebrated a friend's birthday there too.

lunch in KFC. extra expensive. we HAD to go there to get something because someone idiotically forgot to take the chilli sauce.

the mist or clouds were very thick that day. extra cool!

us, waiting to check in. we arrived too early. check in was at 2pm.

if i ever see that guy at the back again, ill show him this picture. than ill spank his ass.
spot light stealer! =/

dinner the first night. steamboat. also to celebrate friend's birthday.
see the chilli sauce? it wasn't my fault they forgotten to take the chilli sauce but MY idea to go KFC. =)

this was the girls room. so messy. girls.

our room was much cleaner! the blue blanket and pillow is MINE! =)

photo session

now you know who's birthday it was?

girls. always being girls.

caramel frappucino ice blended coffee with whip cream. me loves.

girls. again. last picture of the day. went back to room to sleep.
guys sneaked out to casino. =)
no pictures. couldn't keep evidence.

next morning, we woke up early to have a day in the theme park. i cannot remember how much it was per person per entry for the whole day. i have bad memory of certain things.

i swear the seats were so small. its like siting in a recaro full bucket seat!

...

this one could fit ok?

the 'superman' thingy. couldnt play as well.
1st, had to pay another rm12 just for one ride.
2nd, bucket seats again.
3rd, i hate to pay money to scare myself.

trying to be cute. failed attempt no. 874389

over priced pizza hut. was so hungry.

on the paddle boat or something like that.
she's not my girlfriend ok? =)

group photo before we went back to rooms to sleep. so tired you know?
you know i am a lazy person, right?

woke up around 8 for dinner. over priced italian food again.
wasn't worth the money. could have bought roti telur,
roti sardine, roti hawaii, roti cheese,
roti babi tak ada. sorry boss.

the food, for display only

after dinner, decided waste more money by.....

sitting on a very very slow and small 'train' that
showed what was in genting, from higher grounds. =(

this, was when i really burned my money. rm10+ could have bought myself another pack of cigarettes and a new lighter. maybe two lighters. i label this - pay money to scare myself

the point of no return. =(

after screaming like a little girl, i had to cool down.
what other way than stand in the park, semi naked.
fantastic it was. the feeling. not nice when everyone started to stare at you.

little pigs they are. has anyone noticed that almost all of the pictures are about eating? =/
everyone went to bed after that. we had to pack our backs and go home.

the next morning, finishing what ever food is left.
pigs. ;)
someday, the people in the pictures will kill me.
at least let me post 100 posts in this blog first ok? =)
since peggy has found out bout this site,
let me introduce you readers to peggy porky piggy chan. =)

this is peggy. i think she's still single. available.
working in macau now. hope you're doing fine there!
miss you 3 dinos heaps!

packing our bags

introducing, my 3 dinos. =)
peggy, zhen & siew

wow. this must be the best disguise for fort noix.

on the way home, we stopped at batu caves.
batu caves is half translation from gua batu.
this is what i call half tank shit. =)
batu caves is a sacred hindu place.
im not a good tour guide.

feeding the birds.
candid shot =)

i dont know how many stairs it takes to reach the top.
it sure looks far far away from here.
and, no, i didnt walk up when i was here.

that's all from our little genting trip.
hope those that are in the pictures
will remember the times we had together- gether.
take care all!
=)
more random places coming up,
tomorrow? =/
i am exhausted. exhausted from waiting for the pictures to upload.

p.s : i think i better use rojak english with the la, le, lo, lu, to make it sound more manglish?
p.p.s : please leave a comment? give your feedback so i know if i suck or am doing a good job.
thank you~
tata

Bubu Long Island Beach

2008-06-16T08:11:00.017+08:00

i find blogging quite addictive, i dont know why. just finished 2 posts last night and since i had to wake up early to send brothers to school, im awake and hence, updating again while i can. my posts are very random. currently, its about what i have done during my 4 years of studies in kl and places i managed to explore. this post here is about our holiday after we finished advanced diploma in taylors. 27th march 06. so, this is how it all went. Adrian and i, wanted to go to the beach again because, we love the beach! so we came up with the idea, instead of just a handful of people going, might as well try bring as many friends as possible. the more the merrier right? not really. imagine yourself a kindergarten teacher, bringing the little kids to the zoo. same case scenario. nah, just kidding! it was fun. no seriously it was! =) we (vicki,adrian & i, jennifer didnt continue advanced diploma hence we became the 3 retards) did some research on nice island or beaches with affordable prices. Bubu Long Island Beach was the most affordable. RM400, including transport from sunway- kota bahru jetty - bubu island - jetty - sunway, accommodation for 3days 2 nights, food (breakfast, lunch AND dinner), water activities. try finding a tour package that cheap! seriously it was worth every ringgit spent.
we ended up having a VIP coach all to ourselves because we had around 30 advanced diploma in hotel management students going on a holiday. we left sunway at 10pm by bus, 8hours later, we had breakfast in kota bahru, near the jetty. wow. fun eh? =) anyone wants to go to the beach?
well, let the pictures do the talking. a picture is worth a thousand words right?

In the bus, 11pm before everyone snoozed till 4am to piss

This is china man, owen. He's really a CHINA man! Behind him is Peggy.

Breakfast at the house-mamak

In the speedboat going to the island. can you count how many guys there are in this picture? no? 7 guys only ok?! imagine we had to take care of so many fussy girls! =)

At least every girl helped carrying each other's luggage down from the boat.

The whole resort.

Paradise.

The motel next door. Bubu is the ONLY 'hotel' on perhentian kecil island and the cleanest. my personal opinion. =)

we took up 9 rooms if am not mistaken.

quad sharing though. i slept on d bed on the right side.

Their version.......

My version..... =)

We hiked about 30mins over the hill to the other side of the island to see the sun set. when we reached, we were UPSET because there the sun was shy. =/

some fisherman caught this and sold it to the resort for us to bbq that night!

bbq that night. the dude in black was the GM during the day. cooks during the night. now this is what i call multi-tasking! the lady cleaned our rooms and toilet the next day.

what everyone had. little you say? try going for 8 rounds. it was unlimited. they gave us small portions at first to make sure everyone had something at least. there was also fried rice, fried noodle, chicken curry, fresh fruits. buffet, u know?

part of the group

another part of the group

after bbq, we were entertained by these angmo chabos who learned this. i dont know what you call it. but, its a fireball on chains and they swing it round n round to make something nice like the picture. fast. very fast. get it? so, i tried to do it with a stick.

i failed. big time.

we had some alcohol to drown our sorrows. no pictues. next day, i was forced to wake up at 8am to have breakfast than 1 full day of snorkeling. we went to see pretty fishes, scary sharks, coral and drink lots of sea water. i can swim, if you're wondering. =)

after a hectic day under the sun, burned, what other way than to pamper myself for 45 mins and pay something like rm50. no pictures of me during the massage. thank you.

after massage, having a cigarette after makan.

headed to the beach, had more alcohol and some special cigarette. i felt so happy.
this is my kantoi high face.
went to sleep after that and again forced to wake up at 8am. sometimes i hate holidays with activities but, if you sleep too much on a holiday, you miss out too many activities. right?

this is my 'im not in a mood to smile like mona lisa but i have to at least smile like the queen' face

a group photo without me at the island bar before leaving.

ahem.. sexy! =)

a group photo of us all.

Bye Bye =(
i miss the place heaps! i would want to go back there someday.
with the same group of people? no thanks. i want to go with someone else. =)

had lunch in kota bahru town before heading back to kl.

was forced to pose like a hooker. i failed. no hooker is so round and hairy! =)

on the bus after lunch on a loooooong trip back to kl.
i want to go back to bubu long island!
anyone wanna join?

that's all for now. im tired.

beach boy signing out.
toodles~
=)

Berjaya Redang Industrial Training

2008-06-16T00:23:00.014+08:00

Flashback July 2004

So, i took Hotel Management in Taylors right? Well, i took this course because i LOVED cooking fine dining cuisines. Now, i'm lazy. Anyways, Diploma course was 2 years and we had to do 2 industrial trainings. First training which was general training was done in Hilton Kuching. 3months after the training, we went for another round of training. This time, the four retards, (classmates from diploma) Vicki, Jennifer, Adrian and i wanted to be special children.

So, To Berjaya Redang Beach Resort We Went!

Jennifer, Adrian and I

This is Vicki's 'KNNCCB I WANT GO HOME' face
after seeing the oh so dirty hostel

My Gigi Besi Friend, Adrian. I miss him loads.

A little fun time

The 4 Retards.
Vicki, Jennifer, Adrian, s[T]p

That's me, jumping! =)

On the back of the lorry, one of our means of transport

We 'raped' most of the time. =)

It's not that i don't want to blog about this, but try thinking of how to blog about this place, a place you spent 50days in! Well, we went on 25th July 2004. That explains the lousy quality pictures ok? I think it was a 1mp camera only. So anyhows, i celebrated my birthday there. It was bad. seriously. Imagine, the kitchen staff didn't mind wasting 1tray of eggs, 1 block of butter, flour, cincaluk, squid waste, fishy water, overnight chicken, all soaked in 3 or 4 pails, and after work, been showered with that. Stinks worst than cow poo or baby poo or my poo! Had to wash the chef uniform asap because we had only 1 miserable uniform! And had to wash it WITH MY OWN HANDS! the hostel had no aircon, no washing machine, no laundry service. But they had a common toilet, common bathroom and nicely built about 400meters away from our room. How nice? lucky thing is that its all covered and spooky. really spooky. stay there long enough, you'll hear the stories. =)
SO, we worked like hell, tried to do double shifts (7am-3pm, 3pm-11pm) most of the time because we wanted to get the hell out of there ASAP! The deal we had was, work double shifts, get 1 day off. We didnt even take days off. I think we only had 2days of off out of the 50days we were there. hardworking, apparently. no? we didn't learn much there but got to show off our cooking skills to ang-mos by cooking omelette or sunny side up or over easy or half boiled eggs or poached eggs for breakfast and at night, cook spaghetti or on friday and saturday nights, it was bbq night. i was always in-charge of the pasta section because i cooked good? =) spaghetti sales was at their tops! no seriously..ang mos ate d spaghetti like its some malaysian food which they love. bbq nights had roasted whole local kambing, beef, fried rice, roti canai, bla bla bla. i can't remember. it was 2004 u know? Then, MERDEKA came. a way of 'celebrating' merdeka was as usual, bbq.
More pictures. =) p.s. i hate using this picture upload thingy and i am not at all bothered to use some photobucket shit. thanks for the advise anyways u! =)

This, is how much I spent in 50days there. airtickets not included!
we lived like kings. you know?kings that always eat seafood. =)

Seriously, KFC never tasted soooo good. I loves his shirt!

During Merdeka night.

Watermelon Carving. Am yet to master the art of carving.

Vicki making roti canai. its not as easy as it looks ok?
so pay some respect to the macha in the mamak next time.

Merdeka bbq night. bbq kambing finished.

Sous Chef (2nd boss) & Exec Sous Chef (Big boss)

Yay! Your dirty chefs. Thanks to no washing machine,
i lost my buttons. too rough i guess. =)

Anyways, that's bout all the pictures i have. This is great for a first timer. 2 entries in 1 night. WOW! i never read 2 books in 1 night even during final exams! Hope you readers enjoy. Do leave a comment. For improvement purposes. Am still learning ok?

Lastly, amazing people..... i really don't know how they did it but they did!

Then i remembered, its because i'm not one of them sleeping there.

Hope u liked it! MORE to come. =)

toodles~

MY FIRST POST!!!

2008-06-15T23:10:00.004+08:00

Me?

Name : Jonathan Theodore Wee Ching Haw
D.O.B : 31.07.85
P.O.B : Kuching, Sarawak

Well, i don't really know what should i post here but i'm doing it because its lame, and i like it! =)
I am currently banging balls in Kuching for about a month more before i go back to KL to find a job. You see, i've been banging balls since August 8th 2007 till now, due to certain reasons.
First reason, i'm lazy.
Second, i was promised a job in kuching but ended up not getting the job because boss didnt get the deal.
Third, my sister got married in march, so....it's an excuse! =)
Forth, i want to take some time off after 4years of studies in KL. Hotel Management you know?
Fifth, I MISSED KUCHING!

Fine, i really don't know wtf to post. I guess, since i don't go have fancy food or being lame bringing a camera everywhere i go, my blog will be kinda boring. But who cares? It's MY BLOG right? =)

Alright, will post about myself. I mean, more of myself.

Jonathan Wee, studied in St Joseph's Kuching, then went over to do Hotel Management in Taylor's College, School Of Hospitality & Tourism in Sunway. Took 4 years of studies but 5 years including holiday break n etc. Majored in Cuisine for diploma (No, you won't try my food). Did Industrial Training in Hilton Kuching, Berjaya Redang Beach Resort, The Westin, KL, Marriott Putrajaya. LOVE THE BEACH, water sports, fast cars, alcohol, sleeping, the beach, and more of the beach. I'm not a bad boy although i might look like one but, you know, don't wake the sleeping giant? =)

I hate shopping due to A personal reasons. Will only shop if i really need something. I prefer spending time in the CC playing dota (noobed cos i pick things up very slowly) on weekdays and if money allows me to, i like going to clubs. proper clubs like Sunshine, Bar Celona, Ruums, Rush, anything as long as its happening in kl. I find clubbing in kuching boring. It's small, It closes at 2. Only thing i like about kuching is the FOOD, the company and, FAMILY! Though it sucks sometimes i'm being controlled. =) I love kl because of the freedom i have, the people there, the places i can travel, but hate it because i find my allowance is never enough. =(

I come from a family of 4. I have ONE elder sis and 2 younger bros. Eldest sis got married in march 08, second bro is 18 this year and the youngest, my best fwen and only alcohol drinker in the family besides me, which is only 15 this year! P.M.R Boy! Daddy's a working daddy and mum's a housewife. A happy family. sometimes only.

I have lots of friends. They come from all walks of life. Friends who inspire me and which makes life a little more interesting. I know who to call when i need money, help from studies, alcohol buddies, girlfriends. No, i'm single.=)

Aights, i guess that should be all for my first post. Will work on more posts to come. Mostly on things i've done or places i've gone.

That's All. For now that is.