jonathantheodorewee

high up down under

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:32:00 +0000

will be away for 2 months. gone fishin in the land down under.

g'day mate. c ya later.

meanwhile, keep urself bz with :

http://prettygirl2u.com

http://www.gutteruncensored.com

http://www.chedet.cc

http://www.kennysai.blogspot.com

and the blogs i never read roll..

adios amigos.
hope i dont melt in the melbourne heat!

Malaysians......

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 15:35:00 +0000

'hot' news/pictures of the country at the moment.
i label it, 'bastards who have nothing else better to do'.

pictures of Eli Wong, a 37 YEAR OLD woman whos sleeping pictures were posted over the internet.
no, i wont post the pictures but the link.

PLEASE LOOK AT HOW MANY FUCKIN COMMENTS!!! last i checked at 11.40pm Wednesday 18-02 was a sicko 1242 comments!! how sick is this country?

my personal opinion?
1. why does she have to resign? it wasnt even nude, she wasnt fucking or been fucked! why didnt chua soi lek resign?
2. is it honestly from her heart that she wants to resign because shes ashamed? or was she fished over to BN?
3. why do malaysians go crazy over some pictures which prove nothing?
4. Malays generally arnt supposed to be touching, hugging, etc in public right? why havent they caught motorcyclists who bring their gfs? isnt the female hugging the guy in public? what she does with her hands around the waist, nobody knows right?
5. why is malaysia extremly hot these few weeks? im melting awayyyyyyy.......

go check :

http://thegutterpost.blogspot.com/2009/02/elizabeth-wong-nude-photos-causing.html

and why the fish did the gutter post those pics? thats sick.

A Picture's Worth A Thousand Words... Im Speechless

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:16:00 +0000

ive been sooooooooo..... bz...

my special go kart helmet
turtle head

vroom vroom
yes, i could fit in!
n yes i know it looks very funny. -_-

i've been drinking

with my friends

1st day cny drinking

cny drinking.
again.

how to be a whale with the help of tequila
lick the salt then finish the tequila in 1shot,

bite the lemon,
and wait for the effects.

5mins later,
jammed, lagging.

Priceless Picture Ahead
.
.
.
.
.

1hour later
with the help of Mr. Heineken and Ms. Tequila.

never mix alcohol. ever.
either stay to beer, or stay to hard liquor.
never EVER mix. it fucked me good.

no pictures of the whale.

a getaway trip from liquor the next day
2hours drive from kuching to sematan beach.
the disadvantages of using plastic to cover the baggage in a 4wheeler,
u gotta make sure the plastic wrapper is fully secured.

palm beach resort, sematan.
yes, its a bicycle. a standard bike and no,
i didnt break it.

i get to relex when i've got good defenders. =)

whats better then to relax by the beach and listen to the sounds of the wave,
and coming rain.

yeap. had a good time.

jowee =(
under the care of her new owner

lucky number 13

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:30:00 +0000

1. came back to kuching 'suddenly' on 6th jan because uncle passed away.
2. packed 2/3 of things in kl back to kuching. hopefully for good.
3. sold off jowee.
4. got a new phone but stupidly brokethe screen 5days later, due to drinking.
5. have been drinking, almost non stop ever since i got back.
6. got new nicknames.
7. tried new activities - go karting and loving it!best time, 22secs. not bad for an overloaded load playing for the first time.
8. home's like a hotel. i only come back to sleep. going to end this monday, when parents come back.
9. slowly saying goodbye to my big wife, my 2nd love, my hilux.
10. wondering what my future's going to be. kuching? or somewhere else?
11. booked my tickets to melbourne. flying 9march. =) goodbye for good again?
12. thinking of quitting blogging, unless i start to make full use of my cracked n95.
13. GOING TO THE BEACHHHHHHHH FINALLY!!!!

Little Johnny goes to Zoo Negara

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:20:00 +0000

first of all, sorry for the lack of updates. have been very very very lazy.

merry belated christmas and a happy new 2009 year to you all.

last monday, me and 2 other work colleagues went to the zoo. to waste money, exercise and practice photo taking. exercise meaning walking and no smoking. wtf. it was also because, we had nothing to do, and we're going our own separate ways. my last day's on the 15th of jan, their's is on the 31st of jan.

we had yong tau foo in ampang.. apperently one of the bestest yong tau foo in ampang.
loved the salted chicken the most.

deep fried wanton. didnt take any pictures of the other food. we were too hungry!

entrance to the zoo

giraffe

giraffes

old old elephant

the elephants drink beer and go shopping in 1 utama.

i THINK this is a kancil.
so small, so fragile, compared to an elephant like me.
that's why, dont buy a kancil.
its like an empty coke can!

white headed hornbill.
i think.

yellow headed hornbill.
i think.

1 of the african lions.
very very thin. they gave him 1/2kg of kfc only.
ekonomi malaysia tak baik.

or maybe these companies arn't doing well?

why do tiger logo-ed companies sponsor the tigers only?
will bluehyppo sponsor the hippos?
or disney support the rats/hamsters/mice?

not a very happy tiger.

male sumatran tiger trying to hump the female.
these 2 tigers were the fattest among the lot.
hsbc and maybank doing good?

big, bad, strong white rhino..

been supported by Tractors Malaysia
i thought they supposed to be supporting caterpillars research?

just look at the lips..

bored monkey or orang utan

my 2 colleagues.
left - mr pasta and mushroom soup
right - mr MVP (Most Valueble Player) . there isnt anything he doesnt know in the restaurant.
pizza, pasta, grill, he knows it all.

savannah walk which has nothing but rhinos, giraffes and dust.

flamingo college =)

wtf..

so much money but sponsor these little rats. it looks like a kangaroo.
but a super mini version of it.
not impressed with what they did with my money.
why didnt they support a polar bear or smtg?

even wild boars make it into the zoo.

white monkey

if only i could sponsor this animal. ;)

on the way home....

well, i felt very very very dissapointed with the malaysian zoo. its so bloody runned down, the animals look so skinny and there isnt much to see. ya, putting goats and buffalos adds to the number as well i guess. the difference between the singapore zoo and the malaysia zoo? its wayyyyyyyyyyyy better to not waste time and money in the malaysian zoo and head to the singapore zoo for a REAL zoo..

it was really a waste going to the zoo...

especially, on that same day, (29dec) in kuching, i missed something...

Hua & Jenelle's wedding!

my friends were all there....EXCEPT ME!! =(
updated : and pawnee

p/s: yeah i think this is a very ku wak cai picture too! all the heng tais at the back. =)

all the best, Hua & Jen!

Little Johnny

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 07:52:00 +0000

this is a story of a young 4 year old boy, named johnny.

since he's only 4, everyone calls him little johnny.
little johnny is the smartest kid for kids his age.
being so smart, his parents thought might as well send little johnny for kindergarten.
they sent him to the best. it was Lodge school.

Mrs Oh was little Johnny's form teacher. after getting to know the students, Mrs Oh wanted to teach them the alphabets.

so she goes, 'can anyone, anyone at all, give me something starting with the letter A?'

little Johnny raises his hands in joy very quickly.
'Little Johnny, why dont you tell the class, what starts with the letter A?', Mrs Oh asked.

Little Johnny stood up and said
'Asshole'

furiously, Mrs Oh said 'Little Johnny, if you say any bad words again, ill send you out as punishment. now sit down'.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter B?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands in joy.

Mrs Oh said 'Now little Johnny, remember, nothing bad.'

'Banana' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny. now sit down and can anyone give me something starting with the letter C?'

again, little Johnny raises his hands and said 'Cunt'.

Mrs Oh was very annoyed and said 'one last time little johnny. or ill kick you out of the class'

little johnny sat down.

'Now, can anyone give me something starting with the letter D?'

Little johnny, being the smartest in the class, raised his hands again.

Mrs Oh warned, 'now, little johnny, remember. anything bad from your mouth and ill kick you out'

'Dwarf' was little Johnny's answer.

'Very good little Johnny, but can you explain what a dwarf is?' asked Mrs Oh.

Little Johnny looked into Mrs Oh, placed his hands till his waist and said,

'Little Cunt This Short'

Little Johnny was sent home and was banned from any other kindergartens in the state!

now, a picture to show what a dwarf means...

i hope she doenst read this... =)

finally..

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 15:21:00 +0000

finally, after a month, im back,
infront of the comp...

ive been away for almost a month or so now.
i know i know.. u all missed me very very much. =)

life has been shitty. that's why i didnt want to update. have spent almost every night drinking and getting abit tipsy before i hit the bed at 4-5am in the morning. every. single. day. without. fail!
i wouldnt want to say why but just know that i wasnt happy and was very stressed. still am.

life must go on.

ive given my resignation letter and my last day would be on the 14th jan 09. so, if you'd wish to have some pizzas, better make it before that date.
im still job hunting and i havent found the most suitable one yet. there are many jobs out there, id agree. selling fire extinguishers, selling pharmacy goods, even selling cars. if i was very desperate, i could go and try my luck in getting a job there, but whats the point of working in something n someplace i dont like? might as well not waste my time and space on my resume, right? =)
ive made mistakes in the past. now, i wont work, just because im desperate and wont mind the salary. that's bull. salary is the most important factor. could you and would you survive on rm1100 a month only? what if ive got to pay for rental n transportation? rm1100, in kl? might as well work in mukah or taiping or some small town, right?
and how would you feel, when your boss tells you 'im actually paying u MORE that what you should get?'. even the dishwasher gets rm800 at least. why did i spend 4years and almost 100k for a bachelor degree? for 300 extra? geez....
i wont say that im the BEST worker but you need not teach me the basics to cooking, as ive spent 3years doing so? sigh.. well, i guess u all know why im so stressed out now. but that's not the only reason i want to resign. ill save it for another day. =)

they always said that drugs are not good. yet, i wanted to try and WAS hooked on it for awhile. i havent touched any drugs for almost a year now.

they always said that too much alcohol is not good. yet, id love to over drink and make myself so pissed drunk till i wont remember a thing.

they always said not to simply fall in love. yet, i did. but i didnt see any harm. love is blind. id still think of her although i know i can never be with her.

they always said to ALWAYS USE YOUR INDICATORS WHEN TURNING, i never listened. i learned my mistake. i use my safety belt and indicators always now.

'Eh, i tot u drove an unser?' might be your question. my answer is, 'this is my temprorary car. im only using it till end of this year. its not mine'.

i vowed to stop drinking till christmas eve when i open the wine i brought back from france. rose wine!

btw, today's my first sober night.. i hope it continues.. trying to stay away from beer due to financial reasons. its not that i love to drink but, i NEED to drink to be drunk to sleep. i dont know how im going to sleep later. :S

p/s : do NOT ask who the girl is. ill never tell... =)

hmm....

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:13:00 +0000

OI, SI TUA PUI! WHY NEVER UPDATE YOUR BLOG??

lazy ler. and what am i supposed to post on? i dont meet alot of people everyday, i dont go places or eat different food everyday. i dont think and want to comment on anything everyday. simple.

work, work, work. =(

life lately hasnt been pink. its been black. the tension i get from both sides, i really dont know how much longer i can stand. wouldnt want to say anything here, as i THINK my boss knows about this blogsite. but, if you're reading this, boss, im resigning soon. ya. soon. when? wait la. ill give 1month notice!

am currently looking for other jobs. its not that i dont love the kitchen, but i dont love the working hours. 11am-3pm, 6pm to 11pm. what to do from 3-6? bang balls. i feel like im working too cos i cant do shit.

i really feel like going back to kuching, but then again, mayb not. problematic!
and what about jowee? she isnt fully accepted by her grandparents in kuching.
'you know how smelly the shit is?its so unhygenic..bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..!'
diu..ur shit smells of ck one?

'how the hell can you keep a dog in a condo?what if neighbours complaint?'
cos you never bought a house. ill kick their asses if they do.

'better get rid of the dog before i go down for cny'
i think i wont stay here by then.

sigh...

ok, enough of the sad part..
lets go to the happy part.

i cut my hair bald, AGAIN.
save shampoo ler since i cant save on body soap.

havent had drinking sessions since, 1month ago?
petrol prices went down, my economy also went down.

MIGHT be going drinking this saturday with a buddy and 2nd cousin. =)
buddy said; 'i dont go for quantity, i go for quality where it fucks ur brain upside down with minimal time spent!'
ya, if only he did that the last time we were in alexis, bangsar. 20+fuckin jugs of long island tea! imagine how much tea i puked after that!
but i love him. i miss him. its been 3years since i last saw him.

this mother fucker
yeah this one.

i got to know him through lucas, my classmate back in diploma. they're from sibu, sarawak, MALAYSIA.
we've had shitty alcoholic nights since then till he left for uk for studies. never saw him since.

his name is joseph and i THINK he isnt single.
HAHAHAHA

his favorite quote : 'you're too much!! but i like it...' then he ham-sap-ly giggles and 'so, thats the end of our friendship huh?fine. goodbye' turns around for 3seconds, turns back and says 'hi, my name's joseph.u can call me ah jo'

hehehe.... since he's back in kl for good, i think ive got alot of alcohol sessions coming up! =)

thats all for now. dont nag saying i dont update. there arnt many pics i would want to upload too cos, i havent used the HANDPHONE camera since i took jowee's last picture.

till i come up with something else to tell. take care.

p/s: i really dont know who reads, as, i dont/seldom/never receive comments? even if its 'hi, its me, NAME dropping by'

lik that also can mah! cos i only see the number counter always moving up... =/

do things, you gotta use ur head!

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:39:00 +0000

this is quite a lame 'joke'... and a little dirty too! =)

there were 3 bestest of best friends.
a chinese boy, an iban boy and a chinese/mat salleh mixed blooded boy.

they were at a coffeeshop having coffee one afternoon as usual,
when they saw a flyer which reads
' OLD LADY NEEDS PLEASURE. 1MILLION REWARD.CALL 016-XXX-X123 IMMEDIATELY '

so, iban boy, who always thought he had the bigger willy, said with no shame, 'if i go, ill sure leave with the money'.

chinese boy didnt belief it so he called the number and made RESERVATIONS. they got the address, and was in for a wild afternoon like no other. the 3 muskerteers went to Hilton Kuching hotel and went straight up to the VIP floor where waiters were waiting to serve them.

they felt so bangga. no one was there and was told that they were the FIRST to reply. soon, they were asked to select who went in first.

iban boy, who THOUGHT he had the biggest willy, went in first and asked chinese and mix blooded boy to think of how to spend the money.

10mins passed, the 2 were a little worried.

20mins passed, more worried.

35mins later, iban boy came out, drinking gatorade, sweating like he just came out from hell.
he then said 'i tak boleh la. she said she didnt feel anything'

chinese boy and mix blooded boy were a little worried.

next up, was chinese boy..

20mins passed, still no sign of him coming out.

40mins passed, still no sign..

1 hour later, finally he came out, on a wheel chair and said his knee was too weak to walk!

mix blooded boy, sat very silently and was thinking hard for a full 10mins before he got up and walked into the room.

30mins passed, he still didnt come out.

1hour later, still no sign. iban and chinese boy wanted to call the ambulance, but thought, wait for another 30mins max.

1hour 30mins later, still no sign.

FINALLY....

after 2 1/2 hours, mixed blooded boy walked out of the room, carrying the suitcase with RM 1 Million CASH.

iban boy and chinese boy were dumb struck but followed him to the lift.

in the lift, they both asked him, 'how the hell could you please the old woman?! i could fit both my legs in but it was still loose!'

mix blooded boy smiled and said..

'DO THINGS, GOTTA USE YOUR HEAD!!'

its funnier in hokkien : 'cho mik kia, ai iong thao'

did you get it? hehehe....

mixed blooded boy, iban boy and chinese boy

hehehehehehe...........

i basically grew up with these 2 friends of mine. i got to know chinese boy in primary 3. my FIRST friend in st joseph, kuching.
i got to know iban boy in primary 5 or 6. our fathers knew each other. golf kakis. we on the other hand, always went to Kelab Golf Sarawak, playing snooker or riding bikes or swim and kacau amoi. *ahem* that was beforrrreeeeeeee he knew someone.... =) i am so gona get murdered for this when she reads this.

THERE, dont say i never update. i updated TWICE in a day!

free time-less!

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:55:00 +0000

i havent had enough time to really sit infront of the comp and blog.
ive been buzy with work and on my offdays, im occupied. dad comes down ALMOST every weekend.

works work. wont wanna say anything..

jowee's fine. shes grown a little longer and fatter and her hair is turning whiter. apperently itll turn gold as she grows more. shes been coughing, i think due to the coldness in my room so these few days, she'll be in her cage in the living room. i aint cruel. i dont want her to start munching everything that she sees. this morning, i woke up and saw my lan cable almost ripped off. previously, my computer power cable. i think she hates it when i sit infront of the laptop too much watching prison break, heroes or chatting.
she's got skin problems too. rashes kinda thingy. doctor said its normal for young puppies so it doesnt bother me much. its only the size of a 10cent coin.
bought a hair dryer, skin allergy shampoo and scrub for her. almost 100bucks gone! but, i save money in the long term. imagine.. i send her for shower once a week (since she only stays in the house) and it burns rm15 each time. i still have a few things to get for her before i buy a male silky terrier. i dont want her to grow up and die a virgin! hehe... i have fun, why cant she? =)

i honestly hav ran out of topics to post, because i dont want it to be another emo post and i have no heart yet to take pics of the pizzas i make or home made garlic bread or pasta or grilled items.

this was a few days after i got jowee. when mashimaro was in kl.

jowee eating away
mr ex toyota starlet in the back

this is jowee taken a few days ago.

see how her fur turns whiter? shes one super hyper over active dog. its like shes always on over-drive powered by Shell V-Power.

too active for a lazy bum like me.

OH... my dad saw jowee already. their meeting was so funny.
he came over, first thing he did was peek into her cage and looked and his reaction was 'hmmph, 800bucks for a small stupid dog' then i let her out from the cage, she starting playing with him and he asked me take her away. i yelled 'jowee, come here. grandpa scold already!'

HAHAHA he laughed too...

i wonder

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:52:00 +0000

during chinese new year,
chinese people give out
angpao....

during christmas,
christians give out
colourful packets....
(presents la)

during hari raya,
malay people give out
green packets....

during deepavali,
indian people give out
purple packets?
with curry powder and rava thosai?

please,
stop....
wishing me Happy Deepavali....
i dont celebrate it! =_="

Happy Deepavali to macha and indian friends....

now wheres my indian angpao?

p/s : and you think i was racist? read the following link...

http://vmcpuchong.proboards57.com/index.cgi?board=nc&action=display&thread=29

now everybody knows where i stay... =S

non halal

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:19:00 +0000

This is strictly a Non- Halal post.

dont blame me for what you see might be disgusting to you.
but its yummy-licious to me!

NON- HALAL

can read what time LAST ORDER is?

char siew, siew yoke and another method of cooking.
staff meal today.
shuddup. i know its alot.
was honestly so hungry! dinner was at 9pm?
i loved char siew the most..

babi pizza

oven cheese baked babi

babi with sauce

wok fried babi

i think im going to turn into a bigger babi then the babi i already am....

sigh...
how to lose weight??

unable to think of a topic

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:33:00 +0000

food and happening pictures, from about a month ago.
i finally found a micro sd card reader!
but im lazy to type. just pictures.

damn lovely duck
but only available for dinner

location
gotta go between 6.30pm - 7.00pm.
any later, chances of getting the duck is quite low.
not recommended to go on a weekend.

on my way home from work one day,
somewhere near home
it wasnt a shop on fire
it was actually rubbish

see some evil, hear some evil, speak some evil

but,
i still smoke

they dont sell beer in the can here

*cough cough* staff *cough cough* meal
lamb with onion in black pepper sauce and mint sauce

tuna in basil dill cream sauce with rice and oven baked potato chips

seriously, if theres tesco near you,
go try these.
im so addicted to it.
and its rm4 only!
its made in the UK. not Malaysia.
quality obviously so much better

jowee is not for sale/ staff meal
she wanted to sleep but i woke her up.
hehehe

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:44:00 +0000

this post might be a little offensive but basically its for amusement purposes only!
girls dont get offended. if you're the small gas type, please do not read.

still reading? ok, here it goes.

differences between a girlfriend/fling and a bitch.

girlfriend/fling
someone who is HUMAN.
someone who talks, eats, sleeps, shits, whine, bitch around when its her time of the month, mostly spend the men's money buying gucci purse, lv handbag, prada shades, burberry, chanel, fendi, armani, gucci, prada, dkny, ysl, kenneth cole, micheal kors tees, (wadever, i took it from fashionista - jimmy james) victoria secret bras and panties, jimmy choo shoes, chanel boots, burberry umbrella... erm, im kinda lost. but, you get my point.
someone to chill out with.
someone to lend a shoulder to cry on. i mean my shoulder for her to cry on.
someone to tell you whats right and wrong,
someone who says no means no and sometimes no means yes.
someone that says 'whats mine is mine, whats yours is mine' when you get married.
someone who is the 'factory manager' of my kids.
someone to pamper. ( -_- no time for pampering lo. go buy pampers la)
someone to sleep with and be kinky.
you dont have to tell her wheres the toilet to pee and poo.
she cant sleep the cage as 'punishment'.
you can kick her out of the house if shes a real pain in the arse and not think of her anymore
hmm.. what else? i really cant think of anything anymore. lol
no wonder i dont have a gf... =(

a bitch
you can go out the whole day and leave her at home, she'll still be home even after going out for the whole day
whatever you feed her, she eats. she doesnt tell you she wants dimsum for breakfast, sushi for lunch and bak kut teh for dinner.
a bitch doesnt need to shower everyday and spend 1hour in the bathroom showering, 1/2 hour to dry their hair, 1 hour to make up and 40mins to choose a simple dress.
she doesnt get jelous when you carry another bitch.
youll never get caught playing with another bitch.
when you bring the bitch out for a walk, she doesnt complain her make up's melting.
but,
you cant sleep with ur dog and be kinky. thats soooooo wrong!
once u have the bitch, u cant kick her outta the house. SHES STUCK WITH YOU.
only death can seperate us. or sending her to the vet and putting her to sleep. =(
she poos and pees everywhere.
ive got to say 'NO' a gazillion times a day and spank her ass but it still doesnt turn any of us on.
you cant leave her without food for a whole day.
she needs toys to keep her company when youre away.
she needs aloooootttt of attention when young and training too.
she has to sleep in the cage when im gone.

boy, keeping a bitch i guess is harder then having a gf at times. it sucks but its lovely when everytime i come home, shes soooo happy to see me and wags her tail in excitement.
its a painful lesson not go get a bitch sooo soon and ive learnt not to fall in love at first sight with a dog. yes, i do regret it sometimes when shes a pain in the arse but im happy because ive always wanted a dog. this bitch isnt what i REALLY wanted. i wanted a rotweiller but i cant keep a rotweiller in my condo.. so i had to settle with this bitch...................

nicole has cookie
gaga has peggy and miko
vicki has whisky
jilin has cino
dennis has chubby
macha has bow-wow
cheesie has cheedie

so i needed a mascot for my blog too....

Jonathan Wee has JOWEE~~~~~~~~~~~~

HAHAHAHAH!!!!
its pronounced joey btw.
cun wad the name... my first 'gf', so its gotta be named after me!

ok ok, pics of the bitch

shuddup. i noe she looks small.
but shes only 2months old!
borned 3-08-08
so the dog abit 38 one..

i hafta cut down on my food to feed her.

someone wanted to steal her back to kuching.
NO WAY!!!!!!!

aint she shooo cute???
its a australian silky terrier

thats all for now. i really cant find my micro sd card reader and i cant seem to buy it from hp shop, pc shop and even camera shop!
WTF??!!!

p/s : hope no females are offended and avoid me from now on. its just me being lame ok?

p/s : cousins, family members around the world, as much as i dont want my parents to know about this blog, i wont want them knowing about jowee too..... ill surprise them when they come down! =)

p/s : sorry for lack of updates. next update will be soon (when i find the mirco sd card reader or buy one somewhere) and its gona be on FOOOOODDDDDDDDD!!!!! =)

don't worry

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 09:04:00 +0000

don't worry. im still working and living in my own condo and eating good food.
its just that i dont have the time lately to blog. =)
wait till i find my farkin card reader too then ill upload pics.

so don't worry. im still alive and kicking.
ISA officers celebrating Hari Raya. =)

idiotic morons

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:11:00 +0000

this is NOT an emo post. this is what i classify as 'SPEAKING MY MIND AND THE TRUTH'

there are a few groups of idiotic morons that i honestly hate.

1. morons who use their high-lights when they drive. you fucking blind ah? trust me, i'd prefer to drive infront of a car with H.I.D then an asshole who uses his high-lights!
2. morons who overtake from the left and right without using their indicators.
3. morons who think their grandfather build the roads and come out of the junction any fucking time.
4. morons who thinks they're the richest and therefore look down on every single one. mother fucker, what makes you think i dont have money?! i might even have more then you and your family ever have! so fucking be humble! can?! other people got money too! nabeh..
5. morons who have come in at 10.30pm when the whole restaurants closing! go mamak which opens 24hours lah! don't you know some restaurant closes at 10.30???
6. morons who try too hard to impress the girls AT THE WRONG TIME OF THE DAY. bringing your girlfriend to a restaurant at 10.30pm isnt cool. did you know that we could add extra ingredients into your dish, without you knowing it? you wouldnt want that to happen would you?! never piss a chef. never.
7. morons who come to malaysia, act cocky, a friend gets killed, then say malaysians are bad.

id only like to elaborate on moron no7. in todays papers, a 22yr old Chad student was 'the wrong colour and he died because of it in Wangsa Maju, says fellow AFRICANs'. this is based on my personal experience, and not what i read from the papers. we malaysians, should kill them more, then let them leave and this place would be more peaceful without them. honestly. i live in a condo infested with these donkeys and all MOST OF THEM do, is create trouble. and say we, owners, purposely pick on them. WTF?! would you dare say it in my face?

im not 100% racist person. my bro-in-law is an indian. i would honestly have to say, some indians, malays, ibans, bidayuhs, penan, thai, sing, indonesians, africans, whatever AND chinese are very well behaved and educated. some are just plain idiots.

an example. i came home one morning at 4am odviously due to alcohol, and some donkey fucks were still having a house party. i really mean, A HOUSE PARTY. like fucking noisy till i could hear them from the ground floor and they were on the 10th floor? how could i tolerate that shit? some of you would know my temper. some of you might not. if you do, thank heavens you know. if you dont, better not piss me. my face tells a million expressions.

i mean, im not saying ALL africans or chad or wadever are bad but, because of a group of idiotic bastards like you, you're all the same to me. its like, when you buy a tray of eggs from the supermarket. if you crack open a few eggs and they're rotten, wouldnt you think that ALL are rotten? unless you've got nothing in the world to do but crack and try every fucking egg. right?
im sure there are different races who hate the chinese too because of what some other idiotic chinese did to them. i dont blame you. i hate some chinese too, ok?

im not emo. its just, THINK BEFORE YOU FUCKING DO SOMETHING?! and IF youre listed as any of the morons, do something about it. change mother fucker. change!

if i do not show up on msn or facebook or blog anymore,
ISA might have caught me.
i could be in my boxers sleeping on the floor with full blast aircon and eating shitty rice.
nabeh..

i have a dream..

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:35:00 +0000

i have a dream.
a dream of owning a restaurant.
a restaurant in kuching.
a kuching restaurant that serves italian, western and char kuey teow.

char kuey teow will never be on my list actually.
a full fine dining restaurant will never happen,
because of the target market.
would you pay rm30+ for a plate of pasta?
or would you prefer to pay rm3 for a plate of pasta?
if you do find a plate of pasta for rm3, please let me know.
you see? thats the problem with most people. not all.
most people arnt willing to pay even rm15 for a plate of pasta.
but did you count the cost of the ingredients?
you think cooking pasta is simple and cheap?
it takes time and effort. even a simple turkey ham spaghetti cabonara isnt as easy as it sounds.
unless you cook it, petaling street style.

so, back to the dream.
with the sky as my limit for dreams, i dream of the restaurant, day in day out.
from the menu, to the layout of the restaurant and kitchen, to the color of the walls to the type of tables and chairs to the drinks to the alcohol to the equipment to the pricing and the target market and worst part of all, the budget.

i know some might say im foolish to think too much and some might say its good, but abit too early to dream and some say, GOOD JOB, THINK MORE AND MORE. well, honestly, i cant stop myself but think and think and think and when i sleep, i imagine myself, 4 or 5 years from today, owning one of the most talked restaurant for its REASONABLE price, GOOD food, FRIENDLY boss, and, 'wah, really worth it leh' conversations when they leave after they put on 1kg after leaving the restaurant.

current problems i face which needs more thinking and solutions.
food authorities - rats

location- location plays a very important role. i could serve the bestest food in kuching but located at 7 1/2 mile, who the fucks coming for pizza and pasta? right? i currently have a few places to look out for. (sorry, i guess only kuching peeps would know where its at). 2 1/2 mile near kfc, jalan song near everise or the food court nearby friendship park, smack right in the city centre near mojo or soho (then we can go paaarrrtttyyyy after work) or somewhere opposite hilton kuching's main door. there are reasons why i chose these specific places. simple - target market. would i prefer to cater for only kuching peeps? or would i like to slaughter the ang mos too? you get my point?

concept - would it be just plain semi-relaxed-cozy dining which has a wine bar or would it have draft beers ; kilkenny, heineken, tiger, carlsberg and hoegarrden too? and would diners have to eat then they could be seated, or could they come and chill and drink beer?

money - cost of renovation and etc cannot be revealed yet because, i cant give even the estimated amount due to the increased price of petrol which made every thing else increase except my salary. nabeh. but from my unpredictable estimations, its going to take up around rm400k, excluding rental or price of the shoplot. rm400k includes kitchen equipment, cutleries, crockery, lightings, paint, mirrors, sound system, food stock and etc.

i guess thats all i can say for now. till i have more brilliant full of dreams dream.

do drop by and ask me whatever you would want to ask.
i wont mind ideas to make me dream more dreams! =)

im a big big boy, in a big big world with some big big dweams!

luckiest grandson in kuching..

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:51:00 +0000

he weights no more then 10kg.
his length is no more then 1metre long.
all he does is drink milk, play, try to talk, sleep, poo, piss, cry, drink milk, travel from mummy's house to grandma's house in his recaro car seats in the back seat.
he gets allll the love from his grandma and grandpa.
he keeps his grandma on her toes.
he makes his uncle jason play with him.
he gets attention by crying when he smells his mummy and daddy.
he's 2 and a half months old now. (started crying 1st july 08)
he gets so much attention when he goes to church.
everybody wants to see what a chindian baby looks like.
chindian babies in kuching are very very rare, you see?
HIS GRANDPARENTS LOVE HIM MORE THEN THEY LOVE THEIR OWN SON!!!
HOW COULD THAT BE???!!!!!!!
sigh....
i wish i was the baby.
i wish i could produce babies soon.
than again,
why the hell would i want babies when i dont even have a wife?
i dont want to be called UNCLE and DADDY so soon yet!
ahh..lets cut the crap..
He's Jay Vikneswaran
Production of Vikneswaran & Jacqueline. =)
Jay was supposed to be JOANNE
but, oops, wrong number.
maybe next time..

SO.....

this is the baby i was talking about.

smile...

and he smiles back.

disturb him and..

he might want to punch you.

be sweet and nice to him,

he might cuddle you.

smile with him again,

and he smiles back, AGAIN.

make funny faces,

and he makes them too!

scold him,

=(

feed him too much milk,

he plays with it.

LOOK AT ALL HIS TOYS!!!!

he wonders why there are only 6 dwarfs.

then he tries to think..

and,

decided toys were not important.
sleepings more important!
YAY I LIKE HIM! WE THINK ALIKE!! =)

he tries to sleep, but his paparazzi grandma and uncle jason keeps taking photos.

this is when he wants has enough beer and wants to sleep.

this is when he has NO BEER.

he thinks the green fox is a can of heineken.
i think THATS his beer.
=)

sobs

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:36:00 +0000

with all the shit im going thru, i called mummy the other day.....
since i dont have a photo of me calling her, the next photo will tell u everything.
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taken during france trip

Me : Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmyyyyyyy........ i want go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mum : Crazy boy you
Me : I can hear Jay cryingggg...he misses me tooooooooooo...let me go hooooooomeeeeee....
Jay : onnnggg ehhhhhhhhhh (you know, the way babies cry)

taken 2 july 2008. Jay, 1st morning in the world.

HEHE! i was just kidding. demands for pictures in the blog is getting higher and higher so i might as well put some photos..

and i was forced to put this following picture... =_=
no comments and no i dont need your comments..

peekaboo...i see you... =_="

now you happy? sigh.. no recent photos. sorry.

ladies still wanna take a ride in my car? =)

work related ORGASM!

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 17:07:00 +0000

imagine, working and trying to be as fast as you can to make a pizza from the dough right up to serving the pizza, HOT, in the shortest time ever. it takes alot of training and time to get it right. perfectly cooked and brown pizza. no burns, perfectly 10inch ROUND. 3weeks of working and im getting there, closer n closer day by day.
worst of all, when there are 6pizzas waiting to be done, 2 in the oven and 3more new orders coming in. ur working ur ass off to keep up with the timing..10mins max is the time im 'given' to start from fresh pizza dough from the fridge to a pizza with toppings, which come in randomly from turkey ham special to smoked duck to seafood pizza to smoked salmon to pepperoni and back to turkey ham again. among the few pizzas i make daily. its tiring. honestly. my body aches from palms to biceps and triceps to lower back and feet!
when it all seems like a fucked up day with so many people wanting to eat pizza, its nice when someone comes in, asks whos the new pizza chef and compliments that the pizza she ate was nice. like duh, u gotta see who made it, OK?! =) but dear ma'am, thanks for the compliments but unfortunatly, you're not the first. i had a few compliments in the past few days. good job sTp.

its also best to know that, even when this is my first job, a freshee like me has got more brains then other uneducated little fucks. i need not elaborate more. its just plain work orgasm at the end of the day, i know ive spent rm100+k and the past 4years of higher education has came to good use.

and when people compliment the chef who made the pizza. thanking you.

stp wants to go bald. ok? can la... can or not?

Call me Theodore, the Penistologist

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 08:41:00 +0000

working makes me crazy.
so i had to make myself happy.
a random conversation with a friend in singapore while on break.
i make people happy. =)

Jeffrey - contented says:
wat time u nid to go back to work?

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
6pm start work

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
in 45mins i need go shower n make up edi

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
make up ur ti ti ha.. must make it pang pang just in case of emergency right?

Jeffrey - contented says:
rmbr to trim also..

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
haha y wan trim

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
me not angmo leh...bushy then got shiok mah

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
the hair tickle the tip of the mei mei

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
trim make ur ti ti looks more HUMONGOUS

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
its edi big enuff so no need make it humongous! later girls faint b4 i even enter, how?

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
true true..

Jeffrey - contented says:
must make it more stylo milo ma

Jeffrey - contented says:
imagine ur ti ti got crew cut..

Jeffrey - contented says:
steady pong pi pi man

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler when u crew cut, it makes 'it' look very tame

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
let it grow wild, reflects on the 'thing' as well...

Jeffrey - contented says:
means when "it" is not erected u cut short hair

Jeffrey - contented says:
but when "it" is erected must wear wig la?!

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
no ler...its lik a hummer u noe...

s[T]p : Take Me DRUNK, I'm Home!! says:
u dont hafta pop the hood to noe its a big powerful engine..by looking at the size of the car ud already noe it at least has a v8 4litre 12cylinder twin turbo or sum shit lik dat

Jeffrey - contented says:
hahahaha

Jeffrey - contented says:
wah.. pro sial..

Jeffrey - contented says:
not onli a chef but a penistologist..

Jeffrey - contented says:
lol

=)

i made 21 pizza orders yesterday. (thursday) 16 alone during the night! in 2hours. the day before (wednesday) made 18 pizzas. 14 at night.
pizza orders were back-to-back.
one order goes out, 2 in the baking process, 2 more orders come in.
its not much but for a person who just started work 2weeks ago, thats fucking alot!
it drives me nuts. plus, aircon isnt an aircon. more like just air.
working infront of the oven set at 280-300 degrees,
i just feel like im in the sauna for 8hours a day.
honestly, im quite enjoying work. its just the backache which is killing me softly.

i hope to blog about pizzas soon.
the process of making the dough and making the pizza with different toppings and methods.
but wait till i aint so busy and i get a camera. heh.. =)

je suis dying!

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 08:51:00 +0000

ive been working since 26th aug.
ive been making italian pizzas, garlic bread, and more pizzas.
ive been working from 11am-3pm and 6pm-11pm, 6days a week.
my off day is every monday.
i am really exhausted.
someone take me to the beach for 1month?
streamyx has been installed and is working
but, im still stuck on how to install the bloody wireless router!
knnccb.
will update when possible.
recipes on how to make your own pizza and bread?
and maybe your own burger patties
or pasta.
see my mood how lah.

my prayers

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 15:20:00 +0000

i hope anwar ibrahim wins in pematang pauh election.
ill be working when he gets voted in as MP of the place.
ill cook him pizza.

weekly update?

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:38:00 +0000

my itchy ass has resulted in alot of regrets.
am starting work on tuesday so i figured i go trim my hair covering my skull. little bro down there never needs trimming. =)
turned out i got some fugly looking hair and do not ask for a photo. youll never get it. just imagine stp in fugly hair.actually its not very fugly but i think its fugly cos i didnt get it from my normal hair stylist which cost me rm30 a hair cut. am thinking of going bald. soon. got to check with the boss if its ok with him because i wont want to offend anyone before i start work.
but i got a nice hair wash n massage and the total came up to a cheap ass rm25 only. ill definatly go back, for a hair wash. even tho my hair is so short, i dont need much shampoo but the massage is song-ness.

what have i been doing lately? nothing. lazing around. watching numb3rs. waiting for mr telekom to come over to fix the telephone line and then wait for mr streamyx to come. dont know when they will. lazy bastards..

work going to start on tuesday. sigh.. im happy and sad im going to start work. happy i wont be nagged and sad im going to be married to my job. =( no more cybercafe, no more yummy dinners with frens, no more going to mass on saturday (yay!!) unless its a off day but its so unlikely to happen, dont know la. i just know ill be leading a very boring life.

havent started work, and im already planning for leave. hehe. planning to go back in december for a friends wedding. not sure if i can go, but if i do, ill most probably be going kch-pontianak-kch then back to working. how many days? 1week? =)

oh, these 2days, ive been doing 'community service' in my condo. hanging around poolside, making sure monkeys dont make noise, etc, bla bla bla. im trying to 'contribute' as much as i can since im so free. =)

sigh.. someone please give me a wake up call at 9.30am on tuesday morning? work starts at 11am but needa be a PUNCTUAL person and be there by 10.30am? wadever. ;)

ok, im going back to sleep now. its late. gotta get used to sleeping early and waking up early too.

and thanks to mat salleh taufiq who came back from london for a short break bringing me a nice shirt. its abit too small but dat mamat said its for me to lose weight so i can fit in the shirt. wtf. anyways nice seeing you again fucker. you lost alot of weight. but you handsome ah now. haha.

bloody fool

noreply@blogger.com (sTp) — Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:51:00 +0000

dude, my name is jonathan THEODORE wee.
not jonathan TIDUR wee.
or jonathan DEODORANT wee.
its JONATHAN THEODORE WEE!
mcb lu
seriously
mcb lu
paul juseng @ polo cai @ lakia

:: Paul :: says:
ur name like jonathan deodorant wee

:: Paul :: says:
HAHAHA

:: Paul :: says:
imagine the girl make love wif u

s[T]p says:
.....

:: Paul :: says:
n shout DEOOOO DEOOO DEOOODOOORANNTT~~~~ehhh

s[T]p says:
next time i don wan chat wif u edi

:: Paul :: says:
ahhh ahhh deo deo...put some on my armpit deodorant~~!!!

s[T]p says:
puki

:: Paul :: says:
no matter how u still deodorant la

s[T]p says:
..........

:: Paul :: says:
but i give some respect i still call u theodorant

:: Paul :: says:
sound better le

:: Paul :: says:
OR~~~

:: Paul :: says:
THE DEODORANT

s[T]p says:
......

:: Paul :: says:
after mandi i put some deodorant then i cometalk wif u

:: Paul :: says:
ok

:: Paul :: says:
brb

how annoying can your friend be? this one just provoked me.
niamah
how could i not want to kill you...